Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

absolutely no chance he's gonna get more cops at his door again right?

edit: this is how much he drank of this bottle he just got....
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Nah, theres no way. The fact that they called clint before they even got there tells me he's going to be doing even more to make sure this doesnt happen again. Like theyll probably call him first to check on Josh before sending someone.
 
What kind of dumb nigger wants to watch a retard die for their own entertainment? Just watch him do silly boy stuff, it’s not hard.
The definition of lolcow transforms each day. What should be eccentric people we follow for entertainment and curiosity, has become people to fuck with so we look cool online and get upvotes. As always, once normalfags get entrenched in anything, they ruin it.
 
You can, one of Cyraxx's trolls does this often.
Yeah, William H. Gloryhole. America's sweetheart, the cream of the crop, the best in the business, a man of such courage and intestinal fortitude that he should be inducted in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame for being the hardest man in these United States.

I have the pride, the privilege, nay, the pleasure of introducing to you to a king, sired by kings. A king who can trace his lineage back beyond the most holiest of nigger boys, Charlemagne. I first met him atop a mountain near Jerusalem, praying to God, asking his forgiveness for the Saracen blood spilt by his sword. Next, he amazed me still further in Italy when he saved a fatherless beauty from the would-be ravishing of her dreadful Turkish uncle. In Greece he spent a year in silence just to better understand the sound of a whisper.

He is the seeker of serenity, the protector of Italian virginity, the enforcer of our Lord God.
 
What is happening today? He hasn't moved like this in years! Almost like he's "happy".

Are these the final death throes of the body as he floods it with liquor

Went live with a new bottle of jack, immediately got flooded with superchats, then rocked the fuck out to Money For Nothing by Dire Straits. He's really stunting on these hoes like never before.
 
Depends on the retard. Giggly Goonclown? Yeah. This guy? Why?
I'm not going to begrudge a pedophile of their death. This guy however is just a low IQ goofy goober who drinks too much and says nigger, there are threads filled with those guys here. I call them friends. That's basically you, Ominous. You're posts are wonderfully horrific and autistic, they make my day.
 
Honestly though the last few times where he would have freaked out years ago he hasnt. Boy is full of surprises today!
I feel like the times I've seen him over the last few months where he's about to lose his shit he ends stream instead, so private freakout happenin' instead.
 
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