Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[The Blue Morpho]

I'm pretty sure showing his bank statements (he is not even allowed to have a debit or credit card) that look like a wave going in and out of red would be a good indicator. That and just a few videos of him 'making money' for the amusement of others would add some considerable heft. Hell, he could just show some cooking videos (him immolating the potato wedges and nearly starting a fire) and top off his presentation off with the hair dye video.

Is this truly how little it takes to have the state take the wheel over someone's life in whatever eurocuck nanny state you hail from? Because in America being a retard or incredibly financially irresponsible or eating slop wouldn't just not pass this sniff test, but the very idea that any of these things could be used by the state to intervene is incredibly repulsive to every red-white-and-blue colored strand of DNA in my body. By this standard DSP should be under a state-mandated conservatorship, but instead the government accepted his claim of bankruptcy and discharged a ridiculous amount of his consumer debt.

The topic has been beat to death but I think there is a legal argument that Cobes can't take care of himself and the last four years prove it. I would love to see one of those picture montages of his decay

It has been beaten to death. The horse has ceased to be horse but is instead now a fine red mist permeating the air where there was once a horse due to the immense voluminous beating it was given.

To we, who watch and observe Cobra to an arguably unhealthy degree, the boglim is clearly and obviously regarded. If it was you or I who this case had to be made to the outcome you describe is conceivable. But to the state the bar is much higher, partially to avoid undue expense and partially to curtail tyranny. And, to my mind, this is a good thing. The very presence of Clunt in the scenario precludes such an outcome. The only situation where the state is made to intervene is one where Clunt is no longer keeping his son off the street, at which point he truly becomes the public's problem.

 

[Diesel]

Night Video​

Dec 10, 2023

Spoiler: Archive

 

[Bogliacci]

Night Video​

Dec 10, 2023

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Lmao he's trying to play it off cool like, but he's tellin it like it is saying he cant do anything without people riding his ass and being fucked with.

"I will pull through this, because I am awesome." Cobes... comon big guy...

 

[RollingRock2]

That goth guy doesn't let the trolls get to him

 

[Leaded Gasoline]

damn he's so fucking cool

 

[Hennimore]

Night Video​

Dec 10, 2023

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Sounds to me like maybe Clint or some of the family have been commenting on his drinking recently. He seems more focused on people commenting on his alcoholism more than he usually is. I couldn't imagine drinking the day after a bender like that. The few times I've been as drunk as he was last night I didn't touch booze for months, even the thought of drinking was enough to make me sick. It's wild how he is able to get that wasted and then get right back at it the next day with zero recovery time. Hell this isn't even his first drink of the day, he sounded like he was well on his way to hammered in that cooking video this morning.

I think every time he has had a wellness check it's been unwarranted but last night was different, it was definitely warranted. Dude fell, off camera and then stayed on the ground for a good 10 minutes. For all anyone knew he could have banged his head on the table and been bleeding out. He was at a level last night that we haven't seen him at in awhile and I think spilling that drink towards the end of the stream really saved his ass because it could have possibly been the difference between sleeping it off in the bug chair and getting his stomach pumped at the hospital considering that the final drink was about 80% whiskey.

 

[Bossman Yak]

Night Video​

Dec 10, 2023

Spoiler: Archive

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He's not wrong.

 

[RollingRock2]

A "hair appointment" lol is that what Clint tells him?

 

[Bogliacci]

Wait what, he's gotta get up early for a hair appointment?

 

[Lokenstien]

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damn he's so fucking cool

I suppose getting black out drunk, spilling booze everywhere, falling down and screaming at neighbors is one way to troll yourself.

 

[bonified retard]

Rare moment of self reflection quickly getting shut down by cobra's delusional coping magic.

 

[DickSuckem]

I know it's perfectly predictable, but seeing him parrot the same trolls bad lines, talk in the same loops and take zero responsibility and showing that he has learned absolutely nothing is so depressing/infuriating. If anything he feels he's in the right and he's going to double down (RIP), is a huge part of why he's such an attractive target for Alogs, he's very easy to hate, retardedness aside, it's just general selfish narcissist addict talking points.

Part of what made Jorb a more redeemable character in his early sagas was that when he royally fucked up, he would take a semblance of responsibility, often parroting what authority figures were yelling at him and sort of sulk but acknowledge that he fucked up and think about his actions. Prime examples anytime he talked about fucking up at work or the tea switching incidents, he wanted to be a good worker he felt bad about being a retard and wanted to do better, that's just all gone now. It's crystal clear this is the trajectory he's on til he's either crippled from health issues or gets evicted or dies, and I feel like that just makes it less fun to watch, and him a lot harder to root for.

Like the boy had a genuinely unhinged insaity stream and he didn't miss a step. I'll stop fagging up the thread with this kinda talk, but shit is feeling very dark. More like watching a regular addict spiral with a dash of retard for flavor, as opposed to the reverse. I'll keep watching, and don't approve of the reddit seething or getting geuninely mad at what a mongloid is doing on the internet, but I get why he's such an attractive target for hate, he's a perfect storm of addict, retard and smug.

Maybe it was all worth it to watch him eat cat food to "own the trolls", or "damn this meads sure tastes like mead toobz", hopefully he's got a few more great moments in him before he decends into permanant drolling gibbering.

 

[Bogliacci]

I know it's perfectly predictable, but seeing him parrot the same trolls bad lines, talk in the same loops and take zero responsibility and showing that he has learned absolutely nothing if so depressing/infuriating. If anything he feels he's in the right and he's going to double down (RIP), is a huge part of why he's such an attractive target for Alogs, he's very easy to hate, retardedness aside, it's just general selfish narcissist addict talking points.

Part of what make Jorb a more redeemable character in his early sagas was that when he royally fucked up, he would take a semblance of responsibility, often parroting what authority figures were yelling at him and sort of sulk but acknowledge that he fucked up and think about his actions. Prime examples anytime he talked about fucking up at work or the tea switching incidents, he wanted to be a good worker he felt bad about being a retard and wanted to do better, that's just all gone now. It's crystal clear this is the trajectory he's on til he's either crippled from health issues or gets evicted or dies, and I feel like that just makes it less fun to watch, and him a lot harder to root for.

Like the boy had a genuinely unhinged insaity stream and he didn't miss a step. I'll stop fagging up the thread with this kinda talk, but shit is feeling very dark. More like watching a regular addict spiral with a dash of retard for flavor, as opposed to the reverse. I'll keep watching, and don't approve of the reddit seething or getting geuninely mad at what a mongloid is doing on the internet, but I get why he's such an attractive target for hate, he's a perfect storm of addict, retard and smug.

Maybe it was all worth it to watch him eat cat food to "own the trolls", or "damn this meads sure tastes like mead toobz", hopefully he's got a few more great moments in him before he decends into permanant drolling gibbering.

You could hear on the phone with his dad yesterday when the first cop call happened, he said "these guys need a life" so that's where cobes gets it all. It's just parroting clint word for word.

 

[bathtubcosby]

I know it's perfectly predictable, but seeing him parrot the same trolls bad lines, talk in the same loops and take zero responsibility and showing that he has learned absolutely nothing is so depressing/infuriating. If anything he feels he's in the right and he's going to double down (RIP), is a huge part of why he's such an attractive target for Alogs, he's very easy to hate, retardedness aside, it's just general selfish narcissist addict talking points.

Part of what made Jorb a more redeemable character in his early sagas was that when he royally fucked up, he would take a semblance of responsibility, often parroting what authority figures were yelling at him and sort of sulk but acknowledge that he fucked up and think about his actions. Prime examples anytime he talked about fucking up at work or the tea switching incidents, he wanted to be a good worker he felt bad about being a retard and wanted to do better, that's just all gone now. It's crystal clear this is the trajectory he's on til he's either crippled from health issues or gets evicted or dies, and I feel like that just makes it less fun to watch, and him a lot harder to root for.

Like the boy had a genuinely unhinged insaity stream and he didn't miss a step. I'll stop fagging up the thread with this kinda talk, but shit is feeling very dark. More like watching a regular addict spiral with a dash of retard for flavor, as opposed to the reverse. I'll keep watching, and don't approve of the reddit seething or getting geuninely mad at what a mongloid is doing on the internet, but I get why he's such an attractive target for hate, he's a perfect storm of addict, retard and smug.

Maybe it was all worth it to watch him eat cat food to "own the trolls", or "damn this meads sure tastes like mead toobz", hopefully he's got a few more great moments in him before he decends into permanant drolling gibbering.

I agree that he is fucked up beyond belief. Picking on him is just super easy for degenerate losers. Can't we all just get along and watch this train wreck without being huge ass clowns? Apparently not. Some very special individuals always have to meddle and ruin things for everyone else. It is what it is toobz.

 

['Ole Dente]

He didn't listen when he got fired. He didn't listen when his girlfriend dumped him. He didn't listen when he got evicted. He didn't listen when Clint pulled out of his birthday dinner. He didn't listen when he went to jail. He didn't listen when his teeth turned into loose gravel. He didn't listen when all his friends bailed. And he had his shit together way better when those things happened. What makes you think he'd listen now?

I think he’d listen because there are tangible consequences for not doing so. None of those examples had any immediate consequences that he even gave a fuck about. Fear of going back to jail is an excellent one, fear has worked for him before. Any of the rare times this carp mouthed wonder has had someone put a boot in his ass, he’s shaped up. His problem is that his father is too much of a toothless faggot to do it more than twice in his entire life.

All I hear is people making excuses for why this goober has a shitty dad. The kid isn’t impossible, the father is a faggot. His inaction is precisely why his son is the way he is, don’t make excuses for him.

 

[Q_Anon1001]

Part of what made Jorb a more redeemable character in his early sagas was that when he royally fucked up, he would take a semblance of responsibility, often parroting what authority figures were yelling at him and sort of sulk but acknowledge that he fucked up and think about his actions.

I've been watching him on and off for a while now. Found him by mere chance. There was a certain charm to him back then. And while it was easy to make fun of him, there was an honesty in his vlogs. He came across as some autistic goth guy developmentally stuck at 15 trying to navigate life but just kept fucking up but still wanting to try his best.

But then at some point things got a little too dark and also he gained an audience that started talking back. I do genuinely believe that TTS broke him.

 

[Grift Garrison]

To we, who watch and observe Cobra to an arguably unhealthy degree, the boglim is clearly and obviously regarded. If it was you or I who this case had to be made to the outcome you describe is conceivable. But to the state the bar is much higher, partially to avoid undue expense and partially to curtail tyranny. And, to my mind, this is a good thing. The very presence of Clunt in the scenario precludes such an outcome. The only situation where the state is made to intervene is one where Clunt is no longer keeping his son off the street, at which point he truly becomes the public's problem.

Cobes's isn't even exceptionally retarded by Casper standards. During the trapped documentary; he came off intellectually on par with most of the locals. He lacks emotional intelligence, but I don't believe that Homeboy Scotty or Warlord are that much brighter than the bog. He's just a drunk; which aren't rare and don't have their rights taken from them for getting drunk in their living room.

 

[D_Tractor]

He's really laying into the southern accent to hide his lisp now. And it's actually working.

 

[RollingRock2]

Boglim Chronicles is premiering a 40 minute highlight video of last night's disaster stream in 35 minutes from now

 

[KeekeeMewmew]

I think it would be less 'look how fucked up he is now', as compared to him showing a long term pattern of being fucking incapable.

I'm pretty sure showing his bank statements (he is not even allowed to have a debit or credit card) that look like a wave going in and out of red would be a good indicator. That and just a few videos of him 'making money' for the amusement of others would add some considerable heft. Hell, he could just show some cooking videos (him immolating the potato wedges and nearly starting a fire) and top off his presentation off with the hair dye video.

The topic has been beat to death but I think there is a legal argument that Cobes can't take care of himself and the last four years prove it. I would love to see one of those picture montages of his decay

How stupid are you? If you could be committed for being financially irresponsbible 90% of the country would be lobotomized.