Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

Bogliacci said:

Boy saw the archive of his freak out and "apologizes" to the neighbor he was rude to and for some reason he thinks he made her cry. Even though it was clearly a dude's voice talking to him lol.

Good thing cobes can just look at a video of himself and apologize instead of apologizing to people in real life. The last time he did that he was so embarrassed about threatening to rape and kill Scotty's sister he ran away in his cape.

Continuing to cope about Fishtank, "Yeah I'd go on fishtank maybe after the holidays." What will the next excuse be hmmmm
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After the holidays? Why wait? Doesn't he hate Christmas, and everything associated with the "Sky God"? He'd just be a freeloader anyway.
 
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I hope this happens but I think cobe is a legit medical concern they will have to give him alcohol or he could die if he gets violent sam can easily control him
 
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Devious Dave said:
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I hope this happens but I think cobe is a legit medical concern they will have to give him alcohol or he could die if he gets violent sam can easily control him
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i hope it doesn't. last thing cobes needs is more attention brought to him IMO. he has nothing to gain from going on fishtank
 
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Even if they managed to get Cobes to fly out to Rhode Island for Fishtank it would just be weird and uncomfortable not funny. People seem to forget just how incredibly socially retarded he is around strangers. Here is a interview he did about a year ago. Most of his responses are just canned "Hell yeah dude" and devil horn hands. Cobes as an entertainer does not work with the Fishtank setting. He is extremely timid and shy around strangers. He would just hide in a room and drink if they had him on.
 
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That documentary guy could barely get Cobes to come to a local bar with him and sing karaoke. If Jet "we'll never invite Cobes, you all are failures for even suggesting it" Neptune thinks he can get him on a plane half way across the country and to show up at a specific place at a specific time, sign a contract and do anything he's asked if he even makes it there he's even more naive than Cobes.
 
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No chance Cobes would ever show up on fish tank. I don’t even know if he has ID to fly in a plane (does he have a wallet?).

He has to be the centre of attention and can’t take any criticism. He does his weird MTV presenter schtick and just wants free shit and softball questions on how awesome he is.

Someone tells him he smells like shit and needs to brush his teeth, he would go to his room and seethe. They make him do a group thing and he would sit with his arms crossed and act like can’t hear or is sleeping.

Not too mention he would be blowing ropes onto the wooden floors and not cleaning up. I don’t even wanna imagine him trying to interact with the other tard women.

He’s a huge pussy and would just shut down at any harsh words or shit he doesn’t like — let alone stuff he has to do.

It would be nice to see him interacting with people, but it would probably just reinforce how fucking weird he really is, not too mention hopeless
 
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Bixby Snyder said:
No chance Cobes would ever show up on fish tank.
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You're correct, 1) he would never travel there. He would need Clint to drive him there while coddling him the entire time so he doesn't back out and want to turn around or he would need Clint to hold his hand onto a plane and for the flight. Clint mentioned Josh is deathly afraid of flying or some shit. No stranger would be able to fill in for Clint and even someone he's friendly with wouldn't be able to get him there.

2) Cobes has been a NEET for too long. Even going to spend a weekend with his family is a nightmare for everyone involved. He spends the entire time outside alone hiding in corner behind the house pounding a case of beer, legitimately. Cobes would never, ever agree to be out of his home with strangers at this point. He just wants to be alone in his comfort zone and yell at walls while he gets black out drunk, anything more than that is too much for his retard brain to handle.

It will never happen. Never.

Eta: Cobes will say "hell yeah dude I'll do that" because all of his discord orbiters are telling him too and paypigs are texting him telling him he should while trolls are texting him telling him not to, but it's just a lie. It's Copes way of shutting it down and not "bitching out". It's just like when Josh/Null got him to agree to be interviewed on Mati, Cobra said "hell yeah dude I'll do that". Then he just ignored null and ate McDonalds on stream with his phone in airplane mode until null gave up.
 
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Even if someone straight up abducted cobra to put him on the show, it wouldn't be entertaining anyways. He'd completely shut down. I'm not even sure why anyone would suggest it to begin with, I guess just because he's a general retard?

Maybe years back it could've worked to some degree, but Cobra's in an ongoing "lay down and rot" phase.
Most of the spectacle at this point is watching the boglim's horrifying physical and mental decline; that doesn't exactly make for good TV.
 
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Ultrapenguin said:
Even if someone straight up abducted cobra to put him on the show, it wouldn't be entertaining anyways.
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Even then it wouldn't happen. Only way Cobra would be on fishtank is if fishtank takes place in Casper Wyoming at Cobra's apartment. But you're right it wouldn't be entertaining. The entire house would have to be 100% dedicated to baby talking Cobra and trying to coax him out of his bedroom. TTS would have to be perma disabled, otherwise the very first DTTS will have Cobra just calling Clint to remove him. Wendys employed ride bike hangout with homeless full head of hair Josh, sure. He might be entertaining. But lord of rot goldfish brain Cobra, never.
 
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