Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Mister Baranavichy said:
He is retarded, but I assumed some level of pain would at least kill (or wound) the oppositional side of his duster-filled mind and force him to pick up some fluoride - or does he already have a dentist appointment and is just going full-speed into as damaged his teeth can get? I assume he's already going to need dentures, and hope, it'll be very funny seeing him doll them up with makeshift goth fangs.
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It’s boiling frog syndrome. If you put any human in appalling conditions immediately, they will work very hard to remove themselves from it and there’s nothing you can do to stop them short of killing them….but if you gradually and slowly introduce the appalling conditions in a piecemeal fashion, they’ll adapt to it and grow acustom to it. They will live comfortably in degeneration and create delusional rationalizations for why it’s preferable. Cobra has lived so long in this state that he doesn’t know any other way to live and he doesn’t care to find out if he deserves better.
 
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Mister Baranavichy said:
It's impressive to see that he not only isn't going to take care of his already broken and probably pain-filled gangrenous gums and teeth, but is doubling down, and eating chocolate and caramel on top of fast food.
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He once said it's easier to let your teeth rot out naturally than to have a dentist pull them. I think that's what's going on here. It's almost always the most retarded path with him.
 
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SupremeGuntleman said:
It was a trole talking to naked and laughing, not cobes.

Reading comprehension people!
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Yeah I see that after a thorough second examination. I’m getting really tired of these Reddit fags and their antics. Trying to pass off messages as leaked by nakedandlaughing. Fucking redditors ruin everything fun.
 
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GibMoneyPls said:
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His tongue IS black. It does make sense if it's a freeze burn from the duster. That's what it would look like.
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That's a pretty good observation. I wouldn't be surprised if the duster use hastened the end of his front tooth too. Must have blasted off the plaque that was holding it together.
 
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I like the Reddit retards saying "Oh he has a ton of booze, this should be interesting" as if he is going to stream. Josh isn't going to stream again because those retards ruined it. They spend all day harassing the hell out of him and trying to get his channel banned then make threads bitching and moaning about how boring he is. Absolute schizos. If they quit trying to make names for themselves and left the dude alone we might actually get interesting content. They're so fucking dumb they don't understand that the momentary hit of dopamine they get from calling the cops on him every time he is live or flooding him with unfunny Door Dash orders is going to ruin any chance we have of Josh streaming like he used to. I wish they would fuck off back to Larson or wherever they came from. I normally hate gatekeeping but god damn if I don't approve of it with those idiots.
 
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Mister Baranavichy said:
I assume he's already going to need dentures, and hope, it'll be very funny seeing him doll them up with makeshift goth fangs.
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Some redditard should donate him enough money he can get cobra fangs on his dentures.
Duck Duck No said:
Just found out about this girl and she's legitimately Cobra's equal: https://www.usatoday.com/story/news...cret-tunnel-tiktok-virginia-home/72120277007/
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Lmao "girl." That's a dude, dude. His name is Jacob Thomas Lorei and he's a troon who has a thread here.
Also unlike Cobes, he's pretty energetic. I can't imagine Cobes digging a grave for a hamster.
 
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Al Dente Alighieri said:
It’s boiling frog syndrome. If you put any human in appalling conditions immediately, they will work very hard to remove themselves from it and there’s nothing you can do to stop them short of killing them….but if you gradually and slowly introduce the appalling conditions in a piecemeal fashion, they’ll adapt to it and grow acustom to it. They will live comfortably in degeneration and create delusional rationalizations for why it’s preferable. Cobra has lived so long in this state that he doesn’t know any other way to live and he doesn’t care to find out if he deserves better.
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Literally the only way to save him is to kidnap him, establish full control over his lifestyle and make him live rest of his live with a brick shithouse of a tardwrangler. But that is vile on so many levels even writing this out makes me feel a bit yucky; most importantly, where's the fun in that?
 
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I'm still upset that the hair appointment a few weeks ago wasn't for a wig because I really wanted to see an absurd wig. Looks like we're spiraling towards a set of new chompers instead.
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I'm neither a dentist nor a million years old so I'm not an expert, but don't you have to do quite a lot of work to maintain dentures, and to prepare for having them? There's no way Cobes would take care of fake teeth any more than he took care of his real ones. Probably less given that "I can just get a new set if these ones break, trole".
 
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Spunt said:
I'm neither a dentist nor a million years old so I'm not an expert, but don't you have to do quite a lot of work to maintain dentures, and to prepare for having them? There's no way Cobes would take care of fake teeth any more than he took care of his real ones. Probably less given that "I can just get a new set if these ones break, trole".
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His gums have gingival hyperplasia and probably have a high level of disease throughout them. It would take in my opinion, easily a year of proper treatment to have them fit for dentures. Problem is, you have to remove the teeth first, and since his teeth are pretty much crumbling away it won't be as simple as having a specialist pull them. He will need full on surgery to have them removed. So between surgery, treatment, and healing, I would say 18+ months before his mouth is denture ready.
 
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