Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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You might be from Casper Wyoming if you:
  • sell tie dye shirts online
  • wear eye make-up every goddamn day
  • hang out with tweakers for content
  • unironically wear cowboy hats
  • tattoo phallic symbols on your body
  • write songs about vomit and piss
  • if you hate sickos
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bonified retard said:
Dumb observation, but at :50 when he takes the bottom bun off, the beef patty looks so fucked. Like somebody scraped the cheese off an old burger to make this one.
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The quality of fast food has gone down a lot since the scamdemic but I like to think local fast food places are sick of him not tipping so they fuck with his orders. Just a headcanon of mine.
 
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I imagine it’s less ‘him not tipping’ and more he’s the asshole with a billion custom options. It’s hard enough to get them not to put tomatoes on a burger, let alone a fucking shopping list of extras. Cobes is probably infamous in local fast food joints and they know immediately it’s him when are the massive list
 
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Bixby Snyder said:
I imagine it’s less ‘him not tipping’ and more he’s the asshole with a billion custom options. It’s hard enough to get them not to put tomatoes on a burger, let alone a fucking shopping list of extras. Cobes is probably infamous in local fast food joints and they know immediately it’s him when are the massive list
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It's like he annoys the shit out of them with his ludicrous custom orders but at the same time they're making more money off of him.
 
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Agares said:
McBoglim food hack complete with the finger still in a bandage 2 weeks later.
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Did the dumbass even see a doctor or get rabies shots? That was probably an unvaccinated feral cat and biting someone for letting it go is the kind of shit a rabid animal would do. If it was he'll 100% keel over dead at some point.
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While cats can carry rabies, it's exceedingly rare. It's far more likely that Josh contracts/dies from a bacterial infection from the bite.
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Well luckily for this retard, there isn't a confirmed case in 40 years. Of course the overwhelming number of people don't somehow get bitten by feral cats. It's still disturbing that finger is still in a bandage two weeks later. Ongoing infection?
 
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AnOminous said:
Did the dumbass even see a doctor or get rabies shots? That was probably an unvaccinated feral cat and biting someone for letting it go is the kind of shit a rabid animal would do. If it was he'll 100% keel over dead at some point.
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Boglims get a +4 to their constitution. He'll probably be fine.
 
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AnOminous said:
Did the dumbass even see a doctor or get rabies shots? That was probably an unvaccinated feral cat and biting someone for letting it go is the kind of shit a rabid animal would do. If it was he'll 100% keel over dead at some point.

Well luckily for this retard, there isn't a confirmed case in 40 years. Of course the overwhelming number of people don't somehow get bitten by feral cats. It's still disturbing that finger is still in a bandage two weeks later. Ongoing infection?
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Nope. Just this past November. It’s pretty common:
 
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