Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Zoomer glass tappers making him end another stream yet again because they think it's funny to send him shit through Door Dash. Does anyone actually find this Door Dash shit funny? He gives the same reaction every time, how many more times do the zoomers need to see it? He was another beer away from being shit faced and that's when the real content would have began. Why don't these fucks realize that all their doing is pushing him towards ending the stream and getting drunk off camera?
 
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Yesterday NAL lost her ability to livestream on her own YT channel due to nudity. She continued her stream of "Ssuck my fucking dick you fat ass fucking bitch stupid ass stupid fuckofg"-insults on Not Jessica Messica's channel, who kindly let her take over to promote the new Gofuckme this way for a good 3 hours. Stream is still there atm

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It proved to be very successful. After 2 days the GFM already sits at 37 Dollars, 5 of which came from Jessica herself.
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During the livestream, someone in chat told viewers that Jessica had fallen madly in love with Cobes exactly when her ex-boyfriend Anthony "FTW Blue God" Hernandez was sent back to jail mid December. Tru facts. They broke up around the 10th, FTW was booked on the 17th, and NAL started holding out bobs and vagene to Cobes and the world around Christmas. In the GFM the timeline of her charitable efforts reads a bit differently of course.

ETA 2 hours later, GFM is gone?
 
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Leaded Gasoline said:
it seems perfectly plausible to me, i've been bit by cats before and his wound looks about right for what an adult cat trying to flee would do to you
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Yeah plus it's something he really has no reason to lie about. He's probably just doing a piss-poor job of nursing the wound. Just wrapping it in the little loose duct tape tube he keeps sliding on and off.
 
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Hennimore said:
Zoomer glass tappers making him end another stream yet again because they think it's funny to send him shit through Door Dash. Does anyone actually find this Door Dash shit funny? He gives the same reaction every time, how many more times do the zoomers need to see it? He was another beer away from being shit faced and that's when the real content would have began. Why don't these fucks realize that all their doing is pushing him towards ending the stream and getting drunk off camera?
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Because all they care about is the momentary validation by Cobra getting mad at the order, the reaction from chat, and how 25 clip channels will re-broadcast their epic trool to the youtube algorithm slop circuit. Unfortunately I think this is just the way that it's going to be for semi-"mainstream" lolcows in the forseeable future thanks to the spate of identical youtube documentaries and the fanbases of people like the chest carved turkey and discord faggot tapes bringing in a whole new generation of internet-addled teens who only got attention as children from acting out.
 
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HiveDull said:
The fact that he continues to bandage it confounds me. I wonder if he's using it to add emphasis to his story kind of like how people with scars say they got the scar from fighting a bear or something.
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It looks disgusting for something that happened, what, over a week ago now? Once it stopped bleeding there's no reason to bandage something so small lmao cobes you tard
 
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Agares said:
It's like he annoys the shit out of them with his ludicrous custom orders but at the same time they're making more money off of him.
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Niggers at burger king and taco bell don't give a fuck about "more money" unless it's going into their paycheck and they aint getting any extra sauce dividends
 
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Slim Boglim said:
i still don’t buy it that a cat bit him it’s such a retarded story it seems entirely made up
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Normally I'd agree with you since Josh has a very long history of making up stories he thinks make him look good but the fact he actually has a bite on his hand suggests to me did actually get bit.
 
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Sicko Hunter said:
but the fact he actually has a bite on his hand suggests to me did actually get bit.
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It could be a cover story, which is something Josh does very often. He has very often lied to cover up something he knows makes him look retarded. Not saying it's not a cat bite, but a smashed phone doesn't mean a car ran it over, and bloody knuckles doesn't mean he got to into a fight at the bar. Which is one of the many things that make him funny.
 
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