Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

  • 🐕 I am attempting to get the site runnning as fast as possible. If you are experiencing slow page load times, please report it.
D_Tractor said:
MLK Blackout livestream part 2 in progress
Click to expand...
Tmdwtfiuyt. This'un. This'un, right here. Is better. This is the high caliber retardation we come for.

First comment I saw was "Ozzy vs M.L.K., who wins?". "Depends. Armed or not? Gun's or knives? Cause ethnics get a knife buff".

I really want a video where cobra is forced to watch and rate all his own "vocal covers". His voice "matching".

Voice matching just means karaoke so loud he can't hear his own caterwalling.

I loved that vid where they autotuned him singing and captioned it "what cobra hears". Then it switched to the actual recording and it sounded like alley cat rape.

Dude. Can you imagine the blow outs between boglhim and boglher? Sublime. Jail stream for sure. It's too keno for the universe to allow.

The other day someone asked cobes to name 10 Ozzy songs and two that he named were horrible covers. The Ms.Piggie song and the bgees staying alive. Lmao.

I'll always laugh how he forgets how to speak when he can't hear himself and legitimately sounds deaf. That is tarded.

Neighbors are knocking and he's screaming louder. About Ms.Piggie. lol. BOY! Is on a tear. He's on one tonight. It'll be a miracle if we don't see Casper pd.

Satan bless you Mr.Cobra, Satan bless you.

Eta: Is it possible that he's gotten WORSE at singing? It hardly seems possible. Yet... here we are. Bravo Cobes. I think you may be the best at singing like shit. Champion delusional too. It's down right impressive.

More door knocks. He screams louder at every knock. To assert dominance, over his neighbors, I assume.

Impressive performance all around.
 
Last edited:
  • Like
Reactions: semitooth, Exist0, You're MDNWU and 3 others
For the love of God cobes

1705374973973.png

EMERGENCY EDIT
1705375331791.png

Cool Cobras, he's smashed his second phone already

1705375441281.png
 
Last edited:
  • Like
  • Informative
  • Winner
Reactions: Judas Connor Moon, FarmerKhourtney, Drama Fan and 14 others
RollingRock2 said:
Cobes smashed his new phone after only 2 streams. Troles were calling him while he was trying to listen to music. Peach Busch Light brings out the worst in some people.
View attachment 5638647
View attachment 5638649
Click to expand...
Lol he just finally got youtube working on it too. It is what it is toobz, paypigs will cover it.

CowPox said:
Does Cobe listen to Sabath with the same reverence as he does Ozzy?
Click to expand...
I think he only knows Paranoid. He did a cover of it.
 
  • Like
  • Agree
Reactions: Judas Connor Moon, Space Police and DiggieSmalls
Sloabsence.

Smash it a little, it still functions.

Get mad at it for being smashed... smash it some more.

No longer functional.

Dumb. Fuck.

Wow. No more live streaming. How many weeks this time? Lol.

He just said that he's never had a phone smashing problem before. Didn't even smash it that hard. Oh my gawddd.

Peak performance retardation.

He's still mad at the phone. It's the PHONE being stupid. It shouldn't have broken that easily(never mind the rings).

Now it's poor cobra, he don't get to have anything. Has to wait for adsense.

Lmao
 
  • Like
Reactions: lottalove and Space Police
"I'm so tired of LOSING MY FUCKING TEMPER!!!!!!!!!"
Bogliacci said:
He was having trouble... ending a call? Or putting it into do not disturb? He was being retarded lol
Click to expand...
Retards were calling him making his phone go AWOOOOGA! over and over. And instead of just silencing it he smashed it because he's a rage pig.
 
  • Like
  • Feels
  • Winner
Reactions: EnidColeslaw, Judas Connor Moon, Pooping is Gay and 7 others
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back