Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[deep end]

happy for my boy

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Finally getting some of-age, alive, cisgender non related ass. Camwhore saga from the apartment incoming.

 

[Big Sneed]

 

[SaltyFantaMan]

 

[☆ʙᴇᴛᴛʏ☆]

what an arc for Cobes

 

[RollingRock2]

Rotten tooth smooches

 

[The Blue Morpho]

BASED CHAD

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

He just slapped her ass.

 

[homofagget420]

imagine the fucking smell in that room right now

 

[Schwarzwald]

Pretty sure KingCobra's dry spell was one of the last remaining seals of the apocalypse. I felt so good about at least that one holding up, too.

Get your affairs in order, bros.

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

imagine the fucking smell in that room right now

"That goth dude smells nice! Must be that Tactical Soap."

 

[Giant Machine]

 

[Ambient Occlusion]

Her rambling about random shit while he ignores her to chat with youtoobz is just perfect.

 

[BallsMcLongDong]

The incoming tardfight will be glorious.

You're right, boss. It will. But for tonight. Just for tonight. Something good happened.
The boy is going to pass out drunk next to a consenting, of age, alive, cisgendered, non-related woman he slept with.

He did it. Just for tonight, let's all be happy.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

The comedown from tonight will be glorious for us and brutal for Cobes.

 

[BallBuster II]

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The seventh seal is now broken. The end is nigh Kiwi bros.

 

[BlastMonk]

Shes lying on the couch and her clothes are wet and sticky, Josh has rotten teeth. he called her Dear and she is promising to sit on his lap when her heartburn and stomach pains stop.
Just gross all around

 

[fukkit]

We are on cloud nine youtube

 

[The Blue Morpho]

JFC the faces he keeps making at the camera, our boy is glowing and not like the CIA

 

[behavioral swamp thang]

Isn't this chick a meth head? How is she falling asleep at 9:15 after like 3 shots?

Casper WY is at a higher elevation than Denver. Booze is twice as powerful there. It's why Coors is so popular, it doesnt have much liquor content. Also she probs has mild altitude sickness