Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Sicko Hunter]

COBES PATTING HIS BONER LOOOL

 

[Alaric the Visigoth]

WHY IS EVERYTHING WET, COBES NOOO

 

[Shiba Inu Strike Force]

HE WENT HAAAAAA HAAAHAHAAA

 

[homofagget420]

based schizo ramblings twu

 

[Sicko Hunter]

 

[Giant Machine]

God, why the fuck do Kiwis go feral for autistic women. Stop shitting up the thread with pictures of her ass, I just want to two gross people to make me laugh.

You aren't laughing at her 10lbs of rancid pancake batter in a 5lb bag ass?

 

[BlastMonk]

'Jessica likes the way I smell dood check out tactical soap', Jessica has a confused look on her face after he says it.
edit: https://youtu.be/te2edNNccB0?t=752
Josh is trying to put on the smuggest swave look he can while shilling pig pheromone soap, and as he says the line Jessica rolls her eyes and subtly shakes her head no . So as we all know by wearing the same shirt for 6 days straight he smells like shit

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Tongue kissing the boglim

I can't. Reality is officially broken now.

 

[Slim Boglim]

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Total. Cobra. Victory.

 

[Squatty Potty]

TMDWU!

 

[Duck Duck No]

He's gonna be so fed up of her chattering by Sunday night twu

 

[homofagget420]

Tongue kissing the boglim

I can't. Reality is officially broken now.

hes gonna lose her like he lost puff

 

[BallBuster II]

Based on 4200+ active viewers, I am guessing he is making some bank tonight. DoorDash orders gonna be wild this weekend.

 

[Thefrogsaregay]

Good for him, he needed a win over the redditards.

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

He's gonna be so fed up of her chattering by Sunday night twu

This relationship just exists to spite randos on YouTube. TWU.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

He's gonna be so fed up of her chattering by Sunday night twu

He's already sick of hearing her and hasn't even reached post nut clarity.

She is so annoying.

 

[Grift Garrison]

Seeing them together he legit might be out of her league

 

[emitter]

Dude. Gross.

Edit: The details. I can't even determine who this is worse for.

 

[The Blue Morpho]

He's already sick of hearing her and hasn't even reached post nut clarity.

She is so annoying.

Right now he's got two things keeping him content despite the insane schizophrenic ogress sitting on his lap:
-He's in a post-coital haze of endorphins
-He's absolutely hammered

Wait until the booze runs out and he has to contend with NAL sober.

 

[Duck Duck No]

"I'm not a they/them". Oh good.