Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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popnloch ness monster said:
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if somebody can compile a collection of NAL face screenshots, that’d be amazing

LOL HE IS SO ANNOYED

NAL is currently discussing Joshs personal life on camera, Josh is not happy that she’s talking about it

josh blowup stream?

Edit: am retarded and double posted. currently mobilefagging
 
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snort beg snort said:
Shits gonna pop off hopefully he doesn't end stream before he explodes. Nobody could tolerate this, she's beyond obnoxious and disrespectful. Awkward doesn't even describe it. This is hard to watch.
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“why you angry joshy”

edit: just realized she hasn’t changed her clothes since yesterday TWU
 
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snort beg snort said:
Shits gonna pop off hopefully he doesn't end stream before he explodes. Nobody could tolerate this, she's beyond obnoxious and disrespectful. Awkward doesn't even describe it. This is hard to watch.
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This goblin is basically an even worse warlord. As I said earlier, she needs to leave now and it'll remain a happy memory for both of them. Josh will resume jerking off to her while she streams and he'll be satisfied with having gotten his chode wet. The longer she stays the greater a chance of a fight, which will happen. Josh doesn't like being bothered, he's been a neet for a decade, and he's retarded. He cannot handle this actually insane person being around him 24/7.
 
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Ponzo said:
He has the "do i have enough shotgun ammo for murder suicide" facial expression
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he’s channeling his inner chris benoit

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This goblin is basically an even worse warlord. As I said earlier, she needs to leave now and it'll remain a happy memory for both of them. Josh will resume jerking off to her while she streams and he'll be satisfied with having gotten his chode wet. The longer she stays the greater a chance of a fight, which will happen. Josh doesn't like being bothered, he's been a neet for a decade, and he's retarded. He cannot handle this actually insane person being around him 24/7.
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this is josh’s fishtank right now

by the way jessica, i forgot how many times you came (for CWC) and how many times you had sex
 
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Day 2 and already visibly annoyed by her obnoxious ranting and complaining

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If there's one thing I can say about Cobies that's positive it's this: There are men out there who are far more attractive, who are far more successful, that tolerate more worse for longer periods of time from whatever shitty partner they've picked. These are smart, successful men who have accepted a social contract where they have to shelve their pride to put their penis in a vagina.

And here's Cobra, a very unattractive man with a very long list of shortcomings. He's not winning any Nobel Prize and he's not a Rhode's Scholar by any stretch of the imagination but when presented with a woman who will have sex with him, all he says is "Let's see what happens, I'm not looking that far into it." Any display of poor behavior beyond that point and he doesn't tolerate any of it he just immediately calls it out, even if the ensuing argument results in the dissolution of him getting laid. He may even communicate how this behavior upsets him and would like it to change or things are over. He'll go almost an entire decade not getting laid despite being offered the chance a handful of times if it means having to tolerate retardation for more than a minute. He's done this multiple times with Gothie, Goocheese, NAL, theres a couple more I'm forgetting I think. There's something commendable about that, I'm not sure what maybe it's pride or a lack of tolerance for bullshit but it's commendable.

It's also why he's going to be alone forever. If you're going to date women there's just a level of bullshit that you have to learn to tolerate and if he can't learn to tolerate it, you can't maintain anything beyond whacking off on the carpet and watching chatterbate until the sun rises. Especially if it concerns whackos like NAL, who like to scream and destroy rooms at 1 AM whenever someone says they have gym sock tits.
 
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