Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Muze]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMx01-FNDgs&ab_channel=JessicaMessica full recording i think.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Man lost in the desert for six years happens upon a cracked, filthy mug overflowing with fatally toxic sludge.
"Finally! Relief at long last!" He cries and immediately drains the mug.
As the last drop leaves the mug and slides down his throat, a glimmer of sanity returns to his parched mind.
He realizes what he has done.
"Oh no, toobz..." He whispers to himself.

 

[curbside2]

Man lost in the desert for six years happens upon a cracked, filthy mug overflowing with fatally toxic sludge.
"Finally! Relief at long last!" He cries and immediately drains the mug.
As the last drop leaves the mug and slides down his throat, a glimmer of sanity returns to his parched mind.
He realizes what he has done.
"Oh no, toobz..." He whispers to himself.

"But Doctor, I Am Pagliacci"

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Am I fucked up for kind of wanting to see Cobes throw her into the work bench like he did with Warlord?

 

[Hennimore]

I hope Josh can scrounge up enough IQ points to kick this bitch to the curb because if he doesn't he is in for a rude awakening when the 8th day arrives and she doesn't leave. This bitch has no intention of leaving in 8 days and going back to live in her parents garage. She is already using the most basic manipulation tactics known to man. All the love bombing when she sees Josh's ODD kicking in is insane.

 

[The Blue Morpho]

Darkcel Saga coming in nicely tubez

 

[Devious Dave]

I always hear mgtow retards talk about empty egg cartons the day they turn 30 but in this case I pray to God they're right

 

[HumbleServantOfRizzler]

I hope Josh can scrounge up enough IQ points to kick this bitch to the curb because if he doesn't he is in for a rude awakening when the 8th day arrives and she doesn't leave. This bitch has no intention of leaving in 8 days and going back to live in her parents garage. She is already using the most basic manipulation tactics known to man. All the love bombing when she sees Josh's ODD kicking in is insane.

From the sounds of their talk, Cobes released his venom. Wondering if he actually did get her pregnant.

 

[Big Sneed]

I hope Josh can scrounge up enough IQ points to kick this bitch to the curb because if he doesn't he is in for a rude awakening when the 8th day arrives and she doesn't leave. This bitch has no intention of leaving in 8 days and going back to live in her parents garage. She is already using the most basic manipulation tactics known to man. All the love bombing when she sees Josh's ODD kicking in is insane.

I think the boy is too meek to do anything. Maybe he’ll muster up the balls to kick her out himself. But I think it’ll require police or Clint intervention to make her go she’s a boiling pot at all times really comes out when she gets a couple drinks in her.

 

[Swamp_Donkey]

josh is too autistic to put up with her for very long. the pussy spell wont work when hes got Tactical Soap to fall back on.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

I think the boy is too meek to do anything. Maybe he’ll muster up the balls to kick her out himself. But I think it’ll require police or Clint intervention to make her go she’s a boiling pot at all times really comes out when she gets a couple drinks in her.

he is normally meek, but gets some drink in him and he does have an anger side. see him throwing warlord or him fighting his hat. once he is drunk and annoyed with her enough he will rage at her. i hope we get this on stream, would be hilarious content.

 

[Incel Death Note]

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Imagine waking up in the boglim den to that.

"It's not crusty is it Joshy?"

 

[Bogliacci]

"But Doctor, I Am Pagliacci"

He is... Bogliacci

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

He's so over her early on in the stream.

 

[UncommonParlence]

we're witnessing the 21st Century Salo sequel

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sal%C3%B2,_or_the_120_Days_of_Sodom

It's like if Salo, Human Centipede 3, and Eraserhead had a deformed retarded FAS baby in the dumpster behind Gummo's Chinese restaurant.

"Smells like wetback DICK!".

Has strands of Hostel running through it to. Only Hostel was more hopeful, less depressing, and more realistic.

She was saying she wasn't 40 until June. I'd say go back and listen but Cobes yeeted it. She is 39. Her birthday is June 7, 1984.
She lives in Virginia Beach with her parents. She has a bike. She has a shitty bong. She worked at Home Depot in 2017 - we aren't sure when she quit. She's basically a functional alcoholic and weed addict. She doesn't do meth or crack. Beauty Parlor has monitored her for some time now. Just ask, we'll tell you what we know about her.
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Dude, let's get the highlights, the tldr, the tea, the juice, the electric boogaloo.

We'd like to know about her most recent love interest and how the timeline with meeting Josh lines up with his incarceration.

Anything funny/relevant would also be great ppreciated.

Like... whats the deal with her. Seems like a super niche cow but has her own retinue of dedicated haters.

I know she was fucking around with/accusing sJam. What kind of other foul shit does she get up to?

I'd say let's start a thread except without Cobra's involvement she's terminally uninteresting.

You don't have to donate your knowledge, but if you do it's greatly ppreciated. It's not begging... its a business arrangement. You give me what you got and I say your name. First name only.

TWU

 

[Slim Boglim]

All he wanted was the end to the dryspell and it's clear he wishes she'd just leave. As much as it's obvious she's using him I don't feel that upset over it since he's also obviously using her. He's just annoyed now thinking "Alright, my dryspell is over, why the fuck is she still here? I only needed her here to end my dryspell now she can leave." He's saddled with her for 8 more days and he was already sick of her existence after 12 hours

 

[behavioral swamp thang]

Jessica isn't ovulating until Valentine's Day so Cobes is in the clear for now TWU

 

[Autismobili Lamborghini]

The source is literally in the post. @ADHD linked a screencap of her birth record. If you're that offended at being called retarded for lack of reading comprehension, idk what to tell you.

Nah, I just genuinely don't take this shit too serious, and at over a thousand pages of autists replying to eachother I am not gonna read all that. Stop trying so hard to pick fights over actual retards, no one's offended.

 

[KiwiFarmer9993!]

This man is autistic. Don't autistic people have horrific meltdowns when someone is in their space and constantly annoying them to the highest degree? Add in that they are both alcoholic and..... yeah, he's gonna chimp the fuck out and she is gonna match that right back because she is an oger of a woman. I give it 2 more days at most

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Nah, I just genuinely don't take this shit too serious, and at over a thousand pages of autists replying to eachother I am not gonna read all that. Stop trying so hard to pick fights over actual retards, no one's offended.

Are you seriously calling this which is four sentences of actual info you need to read "all that"? Are you braindead?