Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[bango skank]

There’s zero chance Cobes makes it an entire week without them having some kind of major blowout. Hopefully it just ends with her going home and spitefully airing his dirty laundry on stream and not with him locked up for DV or stabbed by some dirty whore.

 

[fukkit]

doordashing plan B toobz

 

[Ga1v5]

There was so much optimism and that disasterstream killed it lmao, josh looks fed up, the chat was fed up FUCK IM FED UP with her

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

The Lord Returns! He turned the chat off, he got sick of Jessica sneeding at it.

 

[HumbleServantOfRizzler]

Did his front teeth crack out?

 

[bathtubcosby]

This woman talks too much

 

[snort beg snort]

She looks like an absolute dope in every screenshot. There's not a single frame of this animal making a neutral facial expression.

 

[Buster Scruggs]

“You should be able to slap your kid when they get outta line, dood” had me busting out laughing, also he’s reacting the same way to her that he did to Warlord, even complete with the “annoyed closed eye agreeing nod” he’d constantly do. God, I really missed seeing him forced to interact with people, it’s fucking hilarious seeing him trying not to seem completely pissed and annoyed.

EDIT: NaL: “you know the columbine shooting, right?”
Cobes: “…yah, I’m aware of it…”

 

[Halloween23]

He is so over her already lmao

The drought has ended....but at what cost?

 

[bathtubcosby]

Jon Juulio tequila Twu

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

The Lord Returns! He turned the chat off, he got sick of Jessica sneeding at it.

can't wait for another 3 hours of josh being molested

 

[Potion_Time]

This relationship is going to be the biggest trainwreck yet. Shit is about to get very real up in this bitch. Buckle up, Cobros.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

"you're be in trouble if you can't control your emotions" said the bitch who randomly switch emotions

"they said I'll be the next school shooter" lol

 

[homofagget420]

The Lord Returns! He turned the chat off, he got sick of Jessica sneeding at it.

sickos and trolls cucked by nal!!!

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

she still demanding weed. christ, bitch, how stupid is she asking for illegal shit on stream. can't wait until cobra buys her some delta-8 and she finds out that isn't real weed. she is going to be pissed.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Cobra Cult is still a thing apparently. A black flame to light my green smoke.

 

[Mankirk]

The only chance for him now is to get her black out drunk and then take her out to the woods and dump her off someplace where she might not be able to find her way back.

In a public space, some might say

 

[Incel Death Note]

Tried to look up Jessica's background, but my eyes started watering and ears started ringing. Found this picture before the migranes took over

been two hours all I can do is send paypays to jogh send paypayls to josh send
I am tyring to send paypay trying to get out of send mpaylpal to josh payl t oshow send

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

"send him money on his cash app for WEED!!!" is this bitch a downie? I think cobra is a shitty person, but I don't really want him to get arrested for buying drugs. this bitch is selfish

"they put me in the slow classes" lol

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Wyoming is one of the few states left in the US where you might actually get in trouble for buying weed