Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[bonified retard]

Did Darf explain his appearance? My current theory being late to this already over stream is Josh called him, since Darf has a car, to take them to get weed since boglimina was fiending for 24+ hours. He wouldn't call homemom or clint, and Darf is the only person he knows with wheels.

He said he was there to pick up materials. Most likely the aluminum cans Josh saves for his smelter.

 

[The Blue Morpho]

Did Darf explain his appearance? My current theory being late to this already over stream is Josh called him, since Darf has a car, to take them to get weed since boglimina was fiending for 24+ hours. He wouldn't call homemom or clint, and Darf is the only person he knows with wheels.

I thought the same thing, but he might have had the ulterior motives such as having Casper's mightiest dwarf stand between him and the meth-hag.

 

[Hennimore]

A toast to the Farms and Darf himself.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

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A toast to the Farms and Darf himself.

I hate to ask this but whats that pocket soaked in.

 

[ASeabear8952]

I tuned in and was pleasantly surprised to see Darf and a calm Jessica.

 

[Raven-621]

Ended the stream so they could get back to work putting the first Homo Bogliensis into NaL’s rancid womb.

 

[biggacracka]

What a weekend bois! What a start to 2024. I'm going to buy a lottery ticket. TMDWU.

May cobra's magic grant you the funds to build your Clocktower Mansion, dood
TMDWU

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

I hate to ask this but whats that pocket soaked in.

Looks like grease or oil from a vehicle.

 

[Ponzo]

My favorite part was when she left to smoke her dope but couldn't bare the thought of missing something so she smoked it right outside his window

 

[Slim Boglim]

Darf is voluntarily celibate please be respectful

True darf only has sex for the purpose of procreation. (Because he’s gay as shit and in the closet)

I stand by what I said. NaL wants to maximize her chances of a Casper baby

Looks like grease or oil from a vehicle.

It’s grease from the alcohol

 

[TheTourist]

I stand by what I said. NaL wants to maximize her chances of a Casper baby

this lolcalf will be pestered from birth through life until their death. What a time to be alive.

 

[Slim Boglim]

this lolcalf will be pestered from birth through life until their death. What a time to be alive.

A lolcow from birth. From conception. The chosen one. They will bring balance to the Lolforce.

 

[Captain Ahab]

My favorite part was Josh telling the Hag that he’d sacrifice having sex to end sickos. Nice try, boy. But you’re not getting away that easy.

 

[Slim Boglim]

My favorite part was Josh telling the Hag that he’d sacrifice having sex to end sickos. Nice try, boy. But you’re not getting away that easy.

I love how it can take on different meaning
“I’d sacrifice sex to end sickos”
2023 translation: Coping with his lack of sex and trying to save face by sounding like it’s not something he wants and would give up easily
2024 translation: trying to sound like he doesn’t want sex that much and would easily give it up in order to downplay his desire for sex so as not to have sex with boglette

 

[TheTourist]

how much did they make from donos this go of it?

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

A lolcow from birth. From conception. The chosen one. They will bring balance to the Lolforce.

In the TV Version of Stargate, SG-1, two Goa'uld system lords were not permitted to mate via their hosts because the genetic memory would pass on the power or some such junk, resulting in a Harcesis child. I assume Josh and Joshette must abide by similar Bog Laws.

Nerd shit

 

[bonified retard]

My favorite part was when she left to smoke her dope but couldn't bare the thought of missing something so she smoked it right outside his window

Same. I made some clips, but they won't upload here on mobile. Definitely seems like she's smoking on some shit inside that apartment though.

19:40: NAL says she has to pee and grabs the lighter off the desk, then implies that she's going to smoke outside afterwards. She's only in there for 2 mins, takes incense with her, and then bugs out by herself in the kitchen for over 10 mins before actually goes outside.

 

[U+200B]

Glad that the quiet is over. I was worried there for a sec that he does the same as that dude a while ago:
> "What's up fellow youtubers"
> Proceeds to show NAL's cut off head
> "TMDWU toobz!"

Anyways... now that Darf is here to protect the Boglim, all is good.

 

[Raven-621]

Will Cobes be a better father than Ralph? I mean, short of eating his own offspring like a polar bear he’s basically got that locked down.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

I hate to ask this but whats that pocket soaked in.

Jessica sat on his lap for a second and the bacterial and viral slurry her and Cobra created has her oozing like a slug.

Also; It's a boy!