Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[lurkin]

A sex tape of these two would be the best for STD awareness.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

Probably blowing him right now....

 

[Hennimore]

It's insane how much Josh looks like WW2 propaganda depictions of Tojo.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

"he looks like a sardine I wanna scarf up"
Damn what a compliment

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

What if Josh is so inexperienced that he thinks this is normal and is willing to put up with it indefinitely?

If anyone is retarded enough to put up with her obnoxious continuous guttural utterances it's cobra.

She's the absolute WORST I've ever seen or heard of. Her hamfisted ball juggling manipulation techniques are so fucking sickening.

The fakest shit I've seen. This bitch would fuck buffalo bill if he had weed at the bottom of his pit. I would love to see the ftw blue god confrontation when he gets out of Jail.

Truth is boglims be nonpredictworthy. There's no telling which way his frog looking ass will jump.

There's non zero odds that he actually still likes her ... baffling as that may be.

Funny Clint had to come verify he was still alive. Fucking cobra IS still smug as he'll.

He has in no way, shape, form, or fashion learned his lesson. He continues to double down.

Did you hear that KFC got rid of the double down? KFC got rid of the double down... KFC. Double down. Double KFC down.

She wouldn't tolerate him if his revenue stream dwindles down to the point where he constantly need to make mead again, like when he had to take care of Puff. Won't take long either, he's being obnoxiously smug, and that'll make majority of the people that do like watching him, not watch him anymore.

 

[Shiba Inu Strike Force]

He's going to throw up

 

[Twinkie]

His channel still has memberships so he's not demonetized. You cannot recevie superchats on age-restricted content. If Methica set the stream to age-restricted that's why superchats can't be enabled. He thinks it's for some violation? Someone tell his dumb ass so he can put his supertoobz back on and get paid

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

Odd question, let's say that creepy conversation between her and him about a baby has some truth to it, at what time frame will alcohol turn the babies brain into mush?

Edit: @Twinkie my bad, had no idea I had you quoted.

 

[Hennimore]

Did Jessica talk Josh into removing FanGirlKate as a mod?

 

[Bogliacci]

Did Jessica talk Josh into removing FanGirlKate as a mod?

OR she did it herself.

 

[UncommonParlence]

Did Jessica talk Josh into removing FanGirlKate as a mod?

She did it on the low. Sneaky bitch style.
(This is unfounded conjecture based solely on my hatred for NAL)

 

[The Blue Morpho]

She did it on the low. Sneaky bitch style.
(This is unfounded conjecture based solely on my hatred for NAL)

OR she did it herself.

Lines up, Cobes was in a coma at the start of the stream and didn't rouse from his slumber until the knocks at the door. I'm assuming she was doing all sorts of stuff on his channel after she scheduled the stream.

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

I don't know if it's because he's sick or drunk but that peter laugh was unironically pretty good.

 

[bonified retard]

He gave her a knife

 

[Maldron the Assassin]

Can't stand the mic quality, makes this almost a total loss.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

I actually miss his boring ass rants and horrible singing

This bitch needs to go

 

[SupremeGuntleman]

She just talks nonstop, cobes can barely get a word in. This is now the methica show and I'M SICK OF IIIIITTTTTTTTTT

 

[Hennimore]

The mods are in the chat confirming that FanGirlKate is gone.

 

[The Blue Morpho]

She's getting him liquored up. Everything he's been drinking has been delivered by her. This is getting scary bros, our boy is in imminent danger. She's got him too drunk to read chat and realize the treachery that took place against FanGirlKate.

 

[New & Improved Username]

Odd question, let's say that creepy conversation between her and him about a baby has some truth to it, at what time frame will alcohol turn the babies brain into mush?

Clunt and Laura ought to have the formula: (ounces of alcohol)(proof) consumed over (days gestation) x Saunders genes = bog