Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Slim Boglim]

Everyone saying NAL slipped him something but I think the truth is much simpler: He's had to be on for a tweaker for 5-6 days now. He's just fucking tired.

You’re right it’s not that deep. Likely he’s tired, stoned as shit, and drunk. Take a couple fat rips from a bong while you’re already pretty wasted and this is what you’ll see

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

You’re right it’s not that deep. Likely he’s tired, stoned as shit, and drunk. Take a couple fat rips from a bong while you’re already pretty wasted and this is what you’ll see

Smoke a fat bowl when you're already drunk and you can sleep through damn near anything.

 

[Bogliacci]

If this becomes a mainstay of Cobes' channel, its gonna kill viewership

 

[Shiba Inu Strike Force]

That spit was the grossest shit I've ever seen

 

[ADHD]

 

[The Blue Morpho]

You’re right it’s not that deep. Likely he’s tired, stoned as shit, and drunk. Take a couple fat rips from a bong while you’re already pretty wasted and this is what you’ll see

Smoke a fat bowl when you're already drunk and you can sleep through damn near anything.

Also he has to entertain a manic psycho piece of strange who is definitely not letting him sleep whenever he wants to like usual. These types of women will literally wake you up for any reason. Between that and the all the gross sex he's gotta be exhausted.

 

[Mellow Malevolent]

Well she spits and spreads body fluids around like cobes, maybe they are meant to be.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

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[Slim Boglim]

These sheltered ass kids see a guy taking a nap and lose their fucking minds. Almost as bad as the people convinced he was on meth after he got energetic from chugging a 300 mg energy drink.

What logic is there? If she drugged him to take advantage of him why would she sit here in a livestream? Fucking retarded

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Also he has to entertain a manic psycho piece of strange who is definitely not letting him sleep whenever he wants to like usual. These types of women will literally wake you up for any reason. Between that and the all the gross sex he's gotta be exhausted.

She's literally manic 24/7. That has to be absolutely draining to someone on the autism spectrum like Josh.

 

[Marci96]

Almost 40 minutes of muted content and he still has 4000 people watching. Amazing

 

[中华人民共和国的政治]

These sheltered ass kids see a guy taking a nap and lose their fucking minds. Almost as bad as the people convinced he was on meth after he got energetic from chugging a 300 mg energy drink.
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This is how boy sleeps everynight, drinkin until the lights go out

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

Have a feeling she's about to end it or heavily considering it.

 

[The Blue Morpho]

Almost 40 minutes of muted content and he still has 4000 people watching. Amazing

I mean this is the best Cobra content has been in a hot minute

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Almost 40 minutes of muted content and he still has 4000 people watching. Amazing

Ain't the first time the Cobraverse has had substandard audio or video quality. Remember the greasy cam saga from 2015?

 

[007Eleven]

"bjork venus as a beauty remix 7 inch, figure it out"

 

[convulsion swell]

The only thing more annoying than NAL is the YouTube chat.

 

[Bogliacci]

Ain't the first time the Cobraverse has had substandard audio or video quality. Remember the greasy cam saga from 2015?

You could at least hear him though, hear him through the grease

 

[Slim Boglim]

God forbid Cobes ever actually have a medical emergency the police and paramedics will take their sweet ass time moseying over there thinking it’s just another hoax. They’ve already been called daily. They’ve already shown up multiple times today.

 

[Mister Uno]

At this point it's obvious she's leaving the stream muted on purpose. Fucking cunt is taking complete advantage of the situation and just doing her weird little tweaker dance.

The only thing more annoying than NAL is the YouTube chat.

Yeah retards spamming wellness check and "HE'S BARELY BREATHING" even though he is just piss drunk and tired. If he was barely breathing it would be obvious.
EDIT: Knock on the door, probably cops again. Josh perked up FAST. Of course we can't see because the hag blocked the camera.