Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Ravier Xavenblood]

You could at least hear him though, hear him through the grease

That's true. But in this saga, a picture is worth a thousand words.

 

[007Eleven]

She lifted his head up to prove he's still alive, I'm pissing myself laughing.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

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God forbid Cobes ever actually have a medical emergency the police and paramedics will take their sweet ass time moseying over there thinking it’s just another hoax. They’ve already been called daily. They’ve already shown up multiple times today.

I was thinking this exact thing. Cobes will one day actually not be breathing on stream and the EMT's or fire department will take a half hour to get there because they get those calls all the time and he will be dead by the time he gets there.

 

[snort beg snort]

Calling the cops is so fucking gay but not gonna lie it's been kinda funny to see cobes startled out of sleep like that.

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

Treating him like a literal infant

He technically is though. How many times have we seen this dude throw up on himself or lose his shit after breaking something?

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Camera's been covered and that can only mean the boglim mating ritual has commenced

 

[Thefrogsaregay]

It's time to start to worry if he's turning blue but my boy is enjoying a nice nap before he has to go on another 24-hour bender of gross sex and drinking.

 

[Bogliacci]

Calling the cops and doordashing just gets us a fucking reciept now so hopefully tards will stop.

 

[Leaded Gasoline]

i miss when she was all quiet already

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

And we're back toobs. Just in time to announce their fuck session and delivery

 

[Bogliacci]

NAL is just a massive piece of shit ween even if she is a lolcow in her own right, fuck her and fuck the mute

 

[Slim Boglim]

Constantly muting and covering the cam. Thanks for this fucking glasstappers antics have got us all content cucked. We tried to tell them this exact shit would happen but they’re to dupid to seee it ddduuuuuuuuuuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhUGHHH!!!

 

[The Blue Morpho]

I don't mind the mute and the receipt paper. Yes, I'd rather see/hear whats happening but honestly its about time these reddit weens and normies in the chat suffered for a change. Their seething is satisfying enough to make up for it, and hopefully they move on to other strategies to bother Cobes.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

NAL is just a massive piece of shit ween even if she is a lolcow in her own right, fuck her and fuck the mute

Is it really weening if you're actually having sex with a lolcow? She's in a league of her own at this point

 

[Maldron the Assassin]

The fallout from this will be interesting. I'm assuming he will be coherent eventually. I don't think she can keep him fucked up indefinitely.

 

[007Eleven]

 

[中华人民共和国的政治]

Toothless, overgrown toddler

 

[Janny Jewsh]

We're witnessing a real-time sequel to Misery

 

[ADHD]

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

How are his glasses even broken? I can't see the damage at this resolution