Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

I've seen him do a lot of chillin', but I've never seen him this zonked out before. What did she give him?
 
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The Blue Morpho said:
I don't mind the mute and the receipt paper. Yes, I'd rather see/hear whats happening but honestly its about time these reddit weens and normies in the chat suffered for a change. Their seething is satisfying enough to make up for it, and hopefully they move on to other strategies to bother Cobes.
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It’s genius really they only call in so they can get internet high fives from their retard buddies and to prompt a reaction from Cobes. If they don’t get to see the outcome and don’t get a reaction it’s a waste of their time and in the case troll DoorDashes, money. Hopefully he’ll keep it up even when she’s gone and it’ll discourage these fucking weens from trying to derail/interrupt every fucking livestream
 
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Frog Man said:
Wouldn't all the faggots have to report him for that to happen? I don't know how reporting on youtube works honestly and I keep seeing comments mn proof these annoying ass weens want to ruin cobes life and all because he sits alone in an apartment slowly dying from alcoholism and air duster. While barely bathing, eating poorly, and never cleaning his apartment. Why do they hate him so much? Did I miss some lore? Did he do something I'm not aware of other than being a complete shut in.
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With Cobes, I don't think it's any one thing you could point to as much as it being a number of things having a cumulative effect. He's not a repugnant, unrepentant chomo like a Cyraxx or a White Bowser. He's not as far off the reservation as a Chris Chan or a Daniel Larson. What I think bothers people about Cobes is his smug, unearned sense of entitlement. He peaked working at Wendy's and he got fired from there for mixing up the sweetened and unsweetened tea, repeatedly. Despite admitting that his termination was his fault, he blames trolls for him losing every job he's ever had as well as his inability to get a job currently. He pulls the autism card at every opportunity, using it as a shield and a crutch. This probably pisses off other autistics as well as people who have friends and family with severely legitimate autism. He prides himself on his music and musical ability, which are objectively awful. He claims to be "goth" despite not listening to goth music or doing anything remotely goth except dyeing his hair black. He claims to be a ladies' man, and well...you see how that's going. It's those things and a host of others that push people's buttons and they have to one-up Cobes every time and push his buttons back, leading to a never-ending escalation and retaliation cycle that's only gonna end one way. With the snake eating its own tail.
 
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The most powerful magical artifact in Cobes arsenal: A paper talisman that seals away A-log demons
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Agares said:
Is it really weening if you're actually having sex with a lolcow? She's in a league of her own at this point
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Yeah, straight up parasite. Especially now with her channel deleted it's gone beyond just her getting involved with Cobra, she's using his stream as her own and running it. She knows the doordash and cashapp will come in, so of course she's going to run it even if Cobes is passed out.

And despite her just listening to music and muting everything, the viewer count and deliveries aren't changing enough to make her straighten out, and probably not enough that Cobes could see it days down the line and go "holy shit, this was a bad idea"
Like people have already said, this might be the way things are going to be for a while now.
 
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Lolcow Rodeo Clown said:
With Cobes, I don't think it's any one thing you could point to as much as it being a number of things having a cumulative effect. He's not a repugnant, unrepentant chomo like a Cyraxx or a White Bowser. He's not as far off the reservation as a Chris Chan or a Daniel Larson. What I think bothers people about Cobes is his smug, unearned sense of entitlement. He peaked working at Wendy's and he got fired from there for mixing up the sweetened and unsweetened tea, repeatedly. Despite admitting that his termination was his fault, he blames trolls for him losing every job he's ever had as well as his inability to get a job currently. He pulls the autism card at every opportunity, using it as a shield and a crutch. This probably pisses off other autistics as well as people who have friends and family with severely legitimate autism. He prides himself on his music and musical ability, which are objectively awful. He claims to be "goth" despite not listening to goth music or doing anything remotely goth except dyeing his hair black. He claims to be a ladies' man, and well...you see how that's going. It's those things and a host of others that push people's buttons and they have to one-up Cobes every time and push his buttons back, leading to a never-ending escalation and retaliation cycle that's only gonna end one way. With the snake eating its own tail.
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Yeah bro he's retarded, get over it. How can you listen to his albums and take his overestimation of his musical abilities as anything but funny? Also fatfuckfromkentucky got him fired from Wendy's, so that's wrong. Fascinating insights into the mind of a reditnigger, though.
 
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Lolcow Rodeo Clown said:
What I think bothers people about Cobes is his smug, unearned sense of entitlement. He peaked working at Wendy's and he got fired from there for mixing up the sweetened and unsweetened tea, repeatedly. Despite admitting that his termination was his fault, he blames trolls for him losing every job he's ever had as well as his inability to get a job currently.
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This is kind of semantics but Josh wasn't fired for the tea thing he basically had a history of being late and doing dumb shit so they soft fired him by cutting his hours down to next to nothing and then a troll (fat fuck from kentucky) called Wendy's and that was the last straw that got him fired. Technically a troll did get him fired from his longest job. The dishwashing job he had after that was 100% on him
 
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Sicko Hunter said:
This is kind of semantics but Josh wasn't fired for the tea thing he basically had a history of being late and doing dumb shit so they soft fired him by cutting his hours down to nothing and then a troll (fat fuck from kentucky) called Wendy's and that was the last straw that got him fired. Technically a troll did get him fired from his longest job. The dishwashing job he had after that was 100% on him
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Imagine hiring him for brownie points with management only to find out how useless he is and then fire him. Wonder if the manager was fired for not being inclusive.
 
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