Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

['Ole Dente]

If NAL doesn't leave as scheduled, it may take another woman to remove her.
Gonna need at least one slag to be willing to touch his dick, and she either has to be mean and crazy enough to throw hands with Jessica or have a sister or friend able to do it for her.

Men will not suffice if things go south.

trust and believe youtube we got one of those

summon the slampig

 

[Hennimore]

Hard disagree, and I wish this thread would stop getting constantly updated with reddit faggotry. Maybe im just mati, but I don't understand how it's entertaining to so many people here.

It's hard to talk about Cobra without talking about the Reddit page because they involve themselves in his life so often. Josh religiously checks the main Reddit page about him and will often react to it without coming right out and saying he is reacting to it. They know he reads it and post things targeted at getting him to react in certain ways. It's a bizarre cycle but one that plays a pretty big part in Jord's life. 99% of the people fucking with Josh are also on that Reddit page. It's hard to ignore.

 

[gettingthatgrooveback]

Josh religiously checks the main Reddit page about him

I seriously doubt this. Do you have evidence for this?

 

[draggs]

He’s apparently begun washing himself too. NAL’s pork pocket has jarred the BOY into becoming a man.

The things pussy does to a warlock

 

[Hennimore]

I seriously doubt this. Do you have evidence for this?

He has talked and looped about it for years at this point. Most of his rants about the "troles" are actually just about things he reads on the Reddit page. If you browse the Reddit page at all you'll see that the things posted there often happen before his rants take place and his rants line up with posts that were at the top of the sub.
There are posts there almost daily trying to convince Josh to do certain things because they know he browses there. The most recent one I remember seeing was them trying to convince Josh that it's "goth" to open a bottle with your front teeth, thank god he never bit on that one.

Clint has mentioned that page numerous times as well, even posted a long Q & A years ago.

 

[Raven-621]

I seriously doubt this. Do you have evidence for this?

It’s completely anecdotal, but a few cows habitually lurk the places where their alogs congregate. The most notable one I can think of is Ralph, he’s in his thread almost as often as he’s on his Xitter, which is always.

 

[Thirsty Kitty]

apologies for newfagging, but why is Josh called BOY sometimes?

 

[Haloperidol]

If NAL doesn't leave as scheduled, it may take another woman to remove her.
Gonna need at least one slag to be willing to touch his dick, and she either has to be mean and crazy enough to throw hands with Jessica or have a sister or friend able to do it for her.

I’m picturing a revolving door of ever-crazier PD-riddled crackwhores, each brought in to remove the last. Like the old boglim who swallowed a fly.

 

[The Blue Morpho]

He has talked and looped about it for years at this point. Most of his rants about the "troles" are actually just about things he reads on the Reddit page.

Not entirely true. He gets calls and text messages from A-logs constantly, and is actually usually directly responding to this stimuli in his rants rather than anything he reads on Reddit. But the people who browse the Reddit/congregate in troll discords and the people who send him these texts and calls are one in the same, so I could see how the distinction gets missed.

Edit:

apologies for newfagging, but why is Josh called BOY sometimes?

Speaking of how much of what Josh does is directly influenced by calls and texts from trolls, here is a great example. At one point a while back Josh was streaming, then he ended the stream. Minutes later he goes live again and starts ranting about how a troll sent him a text message saying "Better not go live again, boy," declaring that he does whatever the fuck he wants and the trolls don't control him (lol). This has stuck as a Cobra meme ever since.

 

[crying and shidding]

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There are STILL people in the other waiting room

just gotta wait patiently toobz haha yeesssssss streams are a want not a need and it will come to you when they're ready just keep rockin the soap doodz yyeessssss

 

[gettingthatgrooveback]

Not entirely true. He gets calls and text messages from A-logs constantly, and is actually usually directly responding to this stimuli in his rants rather than anything he reads on Reddit. But the people who browse the Reddit/congregate in troll discords and the people who send him these texts and calls are one in the same, so I could see how the distinction gets missed.

That's what I was thinking as well. A-logs call him directly, there's not much use for him to browse the subreddit. I'm sure he does every once in a while to feed his ego but I doubt he remembers what he reads in there because he gets so sloshed.

 

[Steve Harwell's ghost]

apologies for newfagging, but why is Josh called BOY sometimes?

Here's the thing of it a few years back, the reddit started trolling him by saying " better not go live boy" (it was at a time when paypigging was high so he was cutting back on his streaming due his drinking) and because cobra is.... cobra he owns the trolls by doing what he wants. Its part of his whole harry potter gothic cowboy warlock wizard persona, he just plays every move like a child does with opposite day, like a boy or in his words "a young adult coming into his own" (he really did say this sometime last year).
Anyway welcome to the cobra cult ( TWU). Here's a circle of protection for your eyes and stomach, your gonna need it.

 

[Noxe]

At first I was happy for Josh, but man NAL is really insufferable to listen to her harpy-like screeching. Also sorry if this got answered earlier in the thread but did Cobes actually get demonetized for having NAL on or is that just YouTube/Reddit schitzo posting?

 

[The Blue Morpho]

he just plays every move like a child does with opposite day

He legitimately has Oppositional Defiance Disorder (ODD)

Like, if ODD is a real and genuine disorder, then if Cobra doesn't suffer from it nobody does

 

[007Eleven]

The Cobra subreddit takes itself way too seriously, Cinemassacre Truth is the same way.


The last 3 streams featuring Jessica have been purged.

 

[Bowiotronic]

Young Cobra so based that the algorithm starts to underreact, also, haven't seen a goddman COP ever since I saw the happening, what's wrong with you peeps

 

[ilovejews]

Yes, Jessica appears schizo in her videos. Also, someone babbling endlessly like she does is a common cope for schizos. Anything to distract them from hearing voices. To the point of being a live-in whore for a boglim.

I really feel for her parents, because untreated schizophrenia is one of the saddest and roughest things to go through. They can be normal, pleasant people 95% of the time... then out of nowhere, batshit insanity. Which grows more over time, and you have no idea what to do.

I hope Josh gets to share how this experience really went eventually.

Fuck this rotten whore.

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The last 3 streams featuring Jessica have been purged.

Let's hope she's not trying to pull any gayops to wedge herself in his life permanently. This stinks, almost as bad as her.

 

[DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK]

If NAL doesn't leave as scheduled, it may take another woman to remove her.
Gonna need at least one slag to be willing to touch his dick, and she either has to be mean and crazy enough to throw hands with Jessica or have a sister or friend able to do it for her.

Men will not suffice if things go south.

trust and believe youtube we got one of those

summon the slampig

Courtney could finally be useful for something.

 

[SupremeGuntleman]

At first I was happy for Josh, but man NAL is really insufferable to listen to her harpy-like screeching. Also sorry if this got answered earlier in the thread but did Cobes actually get demonetized for having NAL on or is that just YouTube/Reddit schitzo posting?

This was figured out yesterday, he had the stream set to mature audiences or whatever, which doesn't support superchats, memberships were still there, so he isn't demonetized.

edit: I just checked his channel, memberships are still there, he has deleted or privated the past 5 days of streams though.

 

[Jizzrag]

Here's the thing of it a few years back, the reddit started trolling him by saying " better not go live boy" (it was at a time when paypigging was high so he was cutting back on his streaming due his drinking) and because cobra is.... cobra he owns the trolls by doing what he wants. Its part of his whole harry potter gothic cowboy warlock wizard persona, he just plays every move like a child does with opposite day, like a boy or in his words "a young adult coming into his own" (he really did say this sometime last year).
Anyway welcome to the cobra cult ( TWU). Here's a circle of protection for your eyes and stomach, your gonna need it.

True, but the BOY thing is originally from Clint calling Cobes that when Cobes was caught smoking. It’s Cobes who told the story, unfortunately I don’t remember exactly what he said.