Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Theoretically the trolls should just tell him he should marry Methica and it would break it off, right?
maybe. or he would take it as a challenge since he could start thinking the trolls want him to get married because they know he will mess it up. so he will own the trolls by marrying her and being the best husband ever.

the only way i think things could end up getting broken off is if either jessica starts being more demanding or cobes new found confidence results in him somehow finding another girl thats interested in him and cheating on jessica.
 
Theoretically the trolls should just tell him he should marry Methica and it would break it off, right?
No, The way Cobra's mind works is that anyone who gives him advice he wants to hear is a fan, anyone who goes against whatever is happening is a troll. This is kind of a notorious thing amongst lolcows and hence "Buddy Trolls"/Leeches can get a lolcow to do some whacky shit because all they have to do is be yesmen and feed the delusions of someone who wants to hear they're in the right, this is also why Lolcows have a hardtime keeping genuine friendships because the moment these friends give them solid advice which goes against what they want to hear, they drop the friend claiming they are "Toxic" or "Part of the trollsphere". This very much tracks with Cobes but Cobes tends to have a few degrees of separation between himself and his trolls (Like, there's no easy way outside of blowing up his youtube comments/phone to communicate to him).
If anything it'd just make him feel the choice is a good one as his "Fans have accepted Jessica!", or at the worst, "Even my trolls accept Jessica, so it must be fine!"
 
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No, The way Cobra's mind works is that anyone who gives him advice he wants to hear is a fan, anyone who goes against whatever is happening is a troll. This is kind of a notorious thing amongst lolcows and hence "Buddy Trolls"/Leeches can get a lolcow to do some whacky shit because all they have to do is be yesmen and feed the delusions of someone who wants to hear they're in the right, this is also why Lolcows have a hardtime keeping genuine friendships because the moment these friends give them solid advice which goes against what they want to hear, they drop the friend claiming they are "Toxic" or "Part of the trollsphere". This very much tracks with Cobes but Cobes tends to have a few degrees of separation between himself and his trolls (Like, there's no easy way outside of blowing up his youtube comments/phone to communicate to him).
If anything it'd just make him feel the choice is a good one as his "Fans have accepted Jessica!", or at the worst, "Even my trolls accept Jessica, so it must be fine!"
Better not get engaged to a bog witch, BOY!
 
maybe. or he would take it as a challenge since he could start thinking the trolls want him to get married because they know he will mess it up. so he will own the trolls by marrying her and being the best husband ever.

the only way i think things could end up getting broken off is if either jessica starts being more demanding or cobes new found confidence results in him somehow finding another girl thats interested in him and cheating on jessica.
If the trolls were the least bit clever this would be what they would do. The content would be pretty funny if some female troll got Josh to cheat on Jessica, the meltdown would be insane.
 
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If the trolls were the least bit clever this would be what they would do. The content would be pretty funny if some female troll got Josh to cheat on Jessica, the meltdown would be insane.

I can't say I personally agree that people should do this, it's kind of weenie behaviour to either catfish a troll or get some chick to pull a Drachenlord, especially with Cobra who, as we all know, is remarkably able to notice people pulling this shit. Although, this is also him refusing DMs/contact from people using "Hot Goth/Emo PFPs" to contact him. I know someone who follows Cobra who has that "Kind of look" tried reaching out over a donation/shoutout he ignored and he refused to get back to them despite it being a genuine grievance, so I imagine it's not actually something you can troll him into.
Tbqh, I don't think Cobra needs goading, Jessica is so unstable and shit that she'll likely be the one to catalyst a breakup because she got drunk one night and schitzorant-gaslights herself into believing he is cheating or fucking with her. She was doing this only a week or so before she went to see Josh so the writing is on the wall that this'll happen constantly, I don't think Josh is going to put up with that for too long as it'll fuck up his head far too much.
EDIT:// Let me be more clear. This isn't a situation where Trolltervention is the best COA despite the baby-trapping urgency. They're both so fucking unstable this'll blow up on it's own and any attempts by trolls to fuck with it will only make it last longer as they dig in believing they HAVE to stick together to "Stick it to the trolls".
 
Facebook stream on scorpion's channel.

Strike for sexual content. He can't post for 5 days, till may 15th(his math).

Edit: the return of the smugness.

Cobes says the feds are getting involved because of death threats and pictures at the airport. Lol

He's double doubling down on nakedandraving.
 
Facebook stream on scorpion's channel.

Strike for sexual content. He can't post for 5 days, till may 15th(his math).

Edit: the return of the smugness.

Cobes says the feds are getting involved because of death threats and pictures at the airport. Lol

He's double doubling down on nakedandraving.
I miss the days when Josh talked about things other than incels and trolls. He's been in a five year loop at this point with no end in sight.
Also lol @ "My troles are jealous that I have a girlfriend and they don't....or their girlfriend is extremely ugly and they're trapped in that relationship." Projecting coming in nicely toobz. I look forward to the inevitable moment where the two of them start fighting and Josh acts like the entire viewer base wasn't trying to warn him that Jessica was insane. He will for sure blame the breakup on the trolls too.

His ability to not accept responsibility and cope is second to none. Nothing is ever his fault. He won't even own up to the fact that he got a over the pants hand job or that Jessica flashed her ass/bra numerous times which led to the community guidelines strike. The a logs are gonna be seething over this one for sure.
 
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I miss the days when Josh talked about things other than incels and trolls. He's been in a five year loop at this point with no end in sight.
Also lol @ "My troles are jealous that I have a girlfriend and they don't....or their girlfriend is extremely ugly and they're trapped in that relationship." Projecting coming in nicely toobz. I look forward to the inevitable moment where the two of them start fighting and Josh acts like the entire viewer base wasn't trying to warn him that Jessica was insane. He will for sure blame the breakup on the trolls too.
That's why I can't get into Josh now. He's always baiting trolls. Even with NAL there, he kept it up.
 
Facebook stream on scorpion's channel.

Strike for sexual content. He can't post for 5 days, till may 15th(his math).

Edit: the return of the smugness.

Cobes says the feds are getting involved because of death threats and pictures at the airport. Lol

He's double doubling down on nakedandraving.
Lmao no wonder my source on the length of his ban was fucked up. He’s simultaneous saying he’s banned for 5 days and for months. Does he mean maybe he’s banned from posting videos for 5 days and banned from live streaming until may?
 
So was someone really at the airport taking pictures of Jessica? Because I've seen them posted absolutely no where and I'd assume that those pictures would have been all over the various Cobra discords, here or at the very least one of the Reddit pages.

Lmao no wonder my source on the length of his ban was fucked up. He’s simultaneous saying he’s banned for 5 days and for months. Does he mean maybe he’s banned from posting videos for 5 days and banned from live streaming until may?
I could be wrong here but I think the way it works is that he is "banned" for 5 days but has a strike that will last on his account till May 15th meaning if he gets another strike before May 15th passes he could potentially lose his channel. He already has two strikes so another one would be devastating.

Also Josh, once again, mentions the sub-Reddit. As I stated before, he is well aware of it and checks it almost daily.
 
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Something I haven’t seen mentioned yet is the real probability (not possibility) of Cobes getting into harder drugs if he stays with NaL for any amount of time. He’s already in awful shape, and I can’t imagine that the meth in Casper, WY is the healthiest stuff around.
I don't think Cobes likes the hard stuff or has any interest in it. He's perfectly happy with THC, nicotine and alcohol.

One good point about this past fortnight - I don't think he did any duster while NAL was there.
 
To be fair, an alog literally followed her to Denver on the plane and posted about it on reddit.
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So was someone really at the airport taking pictures of Jessica? Because I've seen them posted absolutely no where and I'd assume that those pictures would have been all over the various Cobra discords, here or at the very least one of the Reddit pages.
According to Reddit a trole admitted to following her on the flight from Virginia Beach. He posted photos of her on the flight and airport outfit. Speculation on this being a trole or someone known to NAL.

Either way, I assume he followed her to the airport for the trip back.

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Something I haven’t seen mentioned yet is the real probability (not possibility) of Cobes getting into harder drugs if he stays with NaL for any amount of time. He’s already in awful shape, and I can’t imagine that the meth in Casper, WY is the healthiest stuff around.
People who have been following her antics for a long time swear she’s only into weed and drinking. I don’t really get why everybody always immediately jumps to hard drugs/pills being involved whenever people act out of the ordinary. It seems boring to me to just chalk up their behavior to drug abuse when them being fucked in the head enough to behave this way “naturally” or just drunk/high on weed is way more entertaining and interesting to me
 
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