Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Meanwhile on Jessica's channel, she is once more in the shower asking chat, "Who will take care of the dogs?" because she's once more said she wants to kill herself. What a stable middle-aged woman.
if cobra ever ends up living with her forever i will no longer blame him for drinking as much as he does. because i feel like drinking as much as he does is the only way anybody would be able to put up with her without taking her out into the woods one day and dropping her off and speeding away.
 
god, I love his grammar. it's like some kind of outsider art or something. oddly abstract
Outsider art for real. I'm a genuine fan of his albums.

"I said two smokin' hot, of age, goth girls going round the ol' cemetary, round the old cemetary woaaah!"

His metal is diabolically terrible, made worse by his just-enough level of skill to record into garage band (it sounds like he records his guitar into garage band with the microphone on his mac), yet there are some real gems hidden in his albums. His Comedy and Christmas album are really funny. I think he thinks of his comedy and rap as secondary to his metal, but that's where he has talent.

One can only imagine what would come from a professional producer and studio time. It's not unusual for artists to work along side professionals who carry them through a album, let alone a single track. Engineers would have to time correct everything he does, he has no meter. It's always too late, or too early, but not like a good jazz musician, it's all over the place. Surely he must be completely tone deaf, as he can't hold a tune to safe Puff's life.

As an aside, two other famous outsider songs from other artists are Walking the Cow by Daniel Johnson (which is actually good, the guy can write and play and sing, Kurt Cobain was a fan), and Rock and Roll McDonalds by Wesely Willis (who produced art he sold on the street, which are rare and go for a mint today).

But I digress.
 
No, I had thought he lost it again during the NAL visit, I guess not.
I think when a livestream is set to age restricted, it also disables superchats? From what I've seen he never actually sets his lives to age restricted, he just says its for twenny won n up toobs and thinks that works, while Methica actually knew how to set it before the stream and did.

But I don't know that's just my opinion youtoob.
 
New food hack just dropped.
Something like this could actually turn out half-decent if he wasn't a retard and got top-cut brioche buns or something that wouldn't fall apart, and didn't ruin the bacon grease by adding that fucking Country Crock shit he always has to add to everything.
 
Something like this could actually turn out half-decent if he wasn't a retard and got top-cut brioche buns or something that wouldn't fall apart, and didn't ruin the bacon grease by adding that fucking Country Crock shit he always has to add to everything.
Oh god I missed that little detail. He cooked bacon IN bacon grease from a tub but also decided that it needed a little bit of vegetable oil based not-butter. Now that's what I call deep frted.
 
I absolutely love whenever he uses a toothpick in his cooking videos. You know that he associates the idea with "holding the ingredients together" part with the toothpick, but his implementation is so funny cause the food is already in front of him with the ingredients already falling out.
The bogritto he made a while ago was my favorite example of this cause he strapped like 10 toothpicks to that thing and made it look like an IED.
 
Something like this could actually turn out half-decent if he wasn't a retard and got top-cut brioche buns or something that wouldn't fall apart, and didn't ruin the bacon grease by adding that fucking Country Crock shit he always has to add to everything.
you know its gonna be good when he has to use way too many toothpicks to keep it together, kinda tells you he put some effort into it and its not gonna be another microwaved freezer aisle sandwich with chips and hot sauce.
 
Something I've been wondering lately about Cobes is where he picked up the term "Women's lib" from. I'm pretty sure it's been like 40+ years since anyone has used women's liberation to refer to feminism. Like I doubt even Clint is old enough to remember people saying that it's a 70s thing.
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The only good dono so far.
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I recently moved to a new state and good ol' Lucrane is available here, and I can't help but bogify a bit every time I pull it out of the fridge and my (of age, consenting, etc) wife doesn't seem to appreciate the dank food hacks (or my perfect jord impression) I've been putting together for dinner lately so idk what to do toobz.
 
I recently moved to a new state and good ol' Lucrane is available here, and I can't help but bogify a bit every time I pull it out of the fridge and my (of age, consenting, etc) wife doesn't seem to appreciate the dank food hacks (or my perfect jord impression) I've been putting together for dinner lately so idk what to do toobz.
You need to hold it together with toothpicks and entertain her with beer tricks while it congeals (fuck sickos).
 
I recently moved to a new state and good ol' Lucrane is available here, and I can't help but bogify a bit every time I pull it out of the fridge and my (of age, consenting, etc) wife doesn't seem to appreciate the dank food hacks (or my perfect jord impression) I've been putting together for dinner lately so idk what to do toobz.
So you live near an Albertson's. Don't forget to get their super sub when you get the chance.
 
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You need to hold it together with toothpicks and entertain her with beer tricks while it congeals (fuck sickos).
I don't think he grasps the idea that you use the toothpicks to wrap the doges in bacon and that just randomly stabbing them with toothpicks doesn't actually help anything.
 
I reckon he could get behind "drink combos" if you sold him on the emergence of cocktails during the prohibition era. Those are the proper drink combos. Masking all the booze so the police can't tell by sniffing or tasting.

He loves sugar and that's a significant ingredient. Sugar, citrus, and spirits. The citrus would do him good. You could tell Cobes it was bad-ass illegal back in the day.

"Yea-hheaaa, just making a drink that was once illegal but not any more, invented by Al Calpone, not a sponsor."
 
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