Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Is he asleep? Is she is sicko? Is this rape?!

FUCK RAPE
If Josh kissed a blacked out woman like that,you know DAMN WELL there would be atleast one swatting and demands for him to get put on a list.

But for some reason, when it happens to him it's OK. Yeah he's a cow but he is still a retard being taken advantage of by this BPD succubus and its really not ok. Like, she's going to ruin to ruin his life either way she doesn't need to date rape him.
 
she kept saying her throat hurts
Maybe Cobes gave her a throat infection with his dirty dongle from not washing it, like he did to Stephanie EDIT Summer. Only fair, since she seems to think everything that belongs to him belongs to her too. Enjoy antibiotics, Jessica.

That shadow shit made me legit upset. I don't think I'm being a faggot about this. Fuck sickos and fuck rape, TMDNWU.

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I'm sure it was just a really intense CPR session.

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The way she checks the stream a few minutes before this makes me think she wants the stream to see the shadows so she gets attention.
Her getting a serious throat infection from the boglim is fucking gross. Kinda surprised a swamp hag like her hasn't give cobes anything
 
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Maybe Cobes gave her a throat infection with his dirty dongle from not washing it, like he did to Stephanie. Only fair, since she seems to think everything that belongs to him belongs to her too. Enjoy antibiotics, Jessica.

That shadow shit made me legit upset. I don't think I'm being a faggot about this. Fuck sickos and fuck rape, TMDNWU.

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Ackchually it was Summer who got hospitalized with a throat infection from smoking the smeg cigar
 
I can’t decide which is more likely. That this is all a grift and she’s desperate for easy money, so she acts unhinged and overly sexual. This could be evidenced by her jumping from lolcow to lolcow until one of them bit the hook.

Or that she is hiding a dark past that completely wrecked her mentally. I suspect daddy might have liked to cuddle a bit too much. It would explained the constant anger at her parents, the self-destructive behavior, the excessive sexual behavior and lack of boundaries, the endless showers, the substance abuse, etc.
 
I'm sure it was just a really intense CPR session.

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Anybody else remember all that protection he bought before she arrived? Probably collecting dust under the dog-couch while she tries to force a pregnancy she can't manage.
I don't know how the next few months will pass, but I am certain alot of people will be beyond angry at him if he actually gets her pregnant, even like this.
 
Unboxing stream she's literally hacking up shit and then vomiting, has the audacity to be like "I need money to go to the doctors". jfc lol. "suck my dick soft baby doll".
I can’t decide which is more likely. That this is all a grift and she’s desperate for easy money, so she acts unhinged and overly sexual. This could be evidenced by her jumping from lolcow to lolcow until one of them bit the hook.

Or that she is hiding a dark past that completely wrecked her mentally. I suspect daddy might have liked to cuddle a bit too much. It would explained the constant anger at her parents, the self-destructive behavior, the excessive sexual behavior and lack of boundaries, the endless showers, the substance abuse, etc.
I have always felt like its the first one, because it is so unhinged to the point of being unhinged with purpose. I have no doubt she probably had some sort of jacked up past, but who here hasn't really? The way she screeches about all the abuse she had just seems like just another way for people to feel sorry for her and send her cash. I don't think its above her to lie about shit or be manipulative, and Josh is an easy target. If her daddy did touch her then why are you living with them? Why are they letting you live with them? I can't remember which stream it was, but a it was WM rager and someone made a joke about uncle fucking and it set her off but, then again she loves incest insults. It's the same thing with her every time "boo hoo life was hard feel sorry for me give me shit, I can be a vapid harpy because life is so hard." Literally 40 years old having a free ride and the worst thing she has to do is swap fluids with a boglim, she's smart enough to not attempt things above her grade and it couldn't be worse than her oh so terrible past. She acts like a spoiled asshole and when she doesn't get her way she throws a fit, makes veiled threats and acts crazy. She goes from that gross baby Joshieee shit to some psycho the moment Josh tells her no about anything.
 
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