Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Somehow her being muted makes her look even worse than normal.

And that black mold infestation is coming in nicely.

 

[Sugriva]

Josh better get his ass home before the transformation is complete and she becomes a literal demon.

 

[HiveDull]

Too bad that she's too retarded to use the vacuum. That would be a cherry on top of this shit sundae to see her struggle to use the vacuum.

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

Josh better get his ass home before the transformation is complete and she becomes a literal demon.

I wonder which bar they went to. The Office closes at 10pm, but others close at midnight. It's 10pm in casper now, so it couldn't be too long from now.

Surely Josh and Aaron have been contacted, and they've tuned in. If I were Cobes and saw my Bogwitch flapping around like that, I'd be worried to come home...

I think she'd accidentally unmuted her phone.

 

[Bogliacci]

Yes, UNMUTED!!!

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

She's been doing the meth dance for awhile now.

OH SHIT MY NIGGAS SHE UNMUTED

 

[Bogliacci]

Seething hard that Josh still wants LN

 

[Incel Death Note]

She's working herself into an absolute frenzy arguing with Shadow Josh in her head. She's twisting and contorting like a zombie from Left 4 Dead.

 

[Sugriva]

She is seething HARD over Josh. Our boy better sleep with one eye open tonight.

 

[Mushroom King]

Jessica, you're scaring the roaches, please keep it together and use your inside voice!

Hahahahaaaaaaaaa I love this shit, this bitch is insane. She just said, "I'm going to fuckin go manic."

 

[Weed Man]

Real shit its kind of scary how long she can go on with this. Those two redbulls are really hyping her up and combined with her mania she is spiraling hard. I started out laughing at her flailing around but now I'm horrified and sad.

 

[Walrus Spiral]

The absolute meltdown from NAL tonight is hilarious, it's just too bad half of it has been muted. She keeps talking about how she's being treated poorly, and how he has a new girl on his mind? Is this the end of NAL and our boy?

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Going hard with the BPD abandonment manipulation. Literally whipping herself into a frenzy with her delusions. She's splitting on him in real time.

 

[Sugriva]

lmao she gets into thought loops just like cobes

"BLONDE HAIRED FUCKING BITCH WHORE TOOK AWAY THE KFC DOUBLE DOWN"

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

Going hard with the BPD abandonment manipulation. Literally whipping herself into a frenzy with her delusions. She's splitting on him in real time.

At this rate by the time Josh comes home she will have broken up with him in her world. Walking this back is going to be tough.

 

[Marci96]

How long can you keep cleaning that goddamn small kitchen?!?! It's been like 5 hours or some shit

 

[Mushroom King]

She's always got water running when she starts to lose control of herself. I swear to god there's always water when she comes unglued. Pure water enrages the demon inside NAL.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

At this rate by the time Josh comes home she will have broken up with him in her world. Walking this back is going to be tough.

He'll breathe a stinky sigh of relief if Jessica is the one who ends this relationship.

lmao she gets into thought loops just like cobes

"BLONDE HAIRED FUCKING BITCH WHORE TOOK AWAY THE KFC DOUBLE DOWN"

Extra bacon, extra cheese, jalapenos, anchovies in a large stuffed crust with 2 cups of garlic butter. Where the fuck is this blonde whore at?

 

[ADHD]

lol happy birthday joshie!

 

[anliteralidiot]

the fucking dance she's doing with her bingo wings flapping is sending me holy shit

EDIT I HEARD A DOOR OH NO- on there she is, washin that .lmao