Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

Rasputinee said:
I hope you're right. It's a fine line between being a glass tapper and someone who actually, genuinely cares and for Josh's sake, I hope Aaron is the latter.
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What came out of the Reddit bullshit was that he had known Josh for quite some time, a generous reading is that he was bored, drunk, high, all three and wanted some online validation. The way he was behaving on stream was so diametrically opposed to how he presented on Reddit, it took a long time before it was put together it was the same person.

Since his Reddit slapdown he was quiet. He's been quite shy on stream, he didn't appear comfortable being in view during the lives. I'm optimistic that what we've seen over the last 24 hours is a genuine attempt to help the boy during a time of crisis, and it is a crisis.

I hope I'm right.
 
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Star Spangled Bogger said:
Time to dust off the keyboard and start preparing a thread for NAL in PG I reckon. If it's all over with Cobes, the pattern of behaviour is to attach to someone other cow.

I'm looking forward to all the YT edits of the saga, interspersed with her Dad screaming "It's done nooooOooOw! Are you hapieeeEEeeEEEeEeeEE?"
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i have mixed feelings about a NAL thread. i think it would be nice to have all the info about her gathered into one place just for the sake of ease of access especially given how she likes to hop all over the place if she does latch onto another cow after cobes it would be helpful to have that info ready to go whenever questions about who she is begin to arise.

but at the same time truth be told shes a bit of a one trick pony in my book. all she really does is sit around and get angry till she has a fit and repeats the cycle the next day. i am sure some people would find it funny especially trolls given how shes so easy to upset that even the worst trolls can cause her to lose it but otherwise i really do not know what she has to offer as a lolcow of her own.
 
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Xenomorph said:
Tbh this whole poor Jorp shit is gay, the little weirdo did this to himself, you wanted a girlfriend you GOT ONE.
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Right and he's had so many chances to just tell her to fuck off, but he hasn't (yet). Like, she doesn't even try to hide how nasty and crazy she is. At all! lol it's not like she tricked him into anything.
 
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Xenomorph said:
Tbh this whole poor Jorp shit is gay, the little weirdo did this to himself, you wanted a girlfriend you GOT ONE.
Signed, sealed and delivered by your favored Dark Lord.
Enjoy!
She gonna make him run not walk to the Sky God now lmao
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It is a little gay, but for all the true and honest men who have dated a woman like NAL, or Sky God forbid, be related to one, you can't discount that some of us are going to take his side on this matter.

I mean, many moons ago a legit autistic faggot tried to introduce me to Chris Chan, long before this site existed. My reaction was "that fucking cunt needs to be euthanized", and that was from watching about 2 minutes of him. That was an unpopular opinion for a long time. I still hold that opinion, even before the Incest Saga. Walking around with a love quest sign at the mall is immediate sicko shit that needs to be shut down with the wrath of the Greek Gods.

But here we can disagree and not be modfagged into correct opinions (and hopefully not hate each other). Josh is a harmless dork who despite accidentally killing his lizard is just some rare min-maxed creature who shared himself with the internet for years. There are many other people who Sky God graced with enough self awareness to not publish their entire retardation to YouTube. They are the real enemy, the ones you can't see. The ones that don't tell you who they are. We know exactly who Josh is, and he ain't that bad by any measure of comparison.
 
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She’s seething because deep down she knows he isn’t attracted to her and doesn’t even like her. She can clean all day every day and buy him whatever he wants, but at the end of the day, she’s just some decrepit ass hoe he uses as a cum dumpster and would drop immediately the moment a girl he actually wants shows up. LN would never have to clean. He literally gave her gifts and money. He spent years simping to her parents hoping they’d put in a good word.

Puff got more attention that Nal ever will. Also, no one asked that crazy bitch to clean. How is she mad at him not throwing himself at her feet for cleaning his dirty ass hovel? He thrives in filth. He doesn’t care about cleanliness. That place will be back to the way it was within hours. He literally doesn’t give a shit, and if that’s her grand plan to trap him after she realized that his cum is just as regarded as him and won’t get her preggers, she’s even more delusional than he is.
 
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Josh is probably a sicko, but I doubt NAL is telling the truth about the camgirl looking “underage” or whatever. Jessica claims to be 39, so her struggles with math are obvious

I guess that’s why Josh was guarding his computer password from her. I wonder if the Chaturbate girl was into Josh or if she was just fishing for another paypig - maybe we’ll get lucky and a second Jessica will hit the building?
 
long time lurker. was bored and tried to ID the sushi restaurant a couple nights ago when it was uploaded, but stumbled upon way more than expected.
so the first dinner video "drink review" was posted at 12:09am casper time 3/24. if my autism serves me right, im pretty sure this google review was posted a few hours earlier at ~8:34pm 3/23 when i originally looked it up yesterday.

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dug through his other reviews - vape/weed shops, cabs, then this:

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there's another interesting review where a dealership denied an inspection for his "dream car" 09 lexus gx470 (the biggest, most expensive SUV they make)

everyone knows it after tonights stream, but found confirmation he lives down the hall:

This private information is unavailable to guests due to policies enforced by third-parties.



he's recently single and into fat chicks
searching lolcowgo, in the last year or so, there's been a decent number of high-dollar donos from an "aaron" with similar amounts and similar gay messages, but nothing concrete. there was also an "aaron" involved with some of the chazz gayops. more recently, the user "starspangledbogger" is barely one month old, posts almost exclusively in this thread (around 120 posts re: cobra since joining) and seems proud to claim they paid $60 for the big ed cameo last week. coincidentally, big ed said their name is also "aaron." pretty sure this user was also the first person to post "who's this guy" and a headshot when they were out for sushi.
also noticed "nazi nate" uses an iphone and the carrier info, screen size, etc on a lot of the recent high dollar doordashes match up pretty well to screenshots of his camera roll, like the 25 gallons of milk for christmas (im too tired to dig it all up at this point, sorry)

thats all i have for now. sorry for shitty formatting
 
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911truth4kidz said:
Josh is probably a sicko, but I doubt NAL is telling the truth about the camgirl looking “underage” or whatever. Jessica claims to be 39, so her struggles with math are obvious

I guess that’s why Josh was guarding his computer password from her. I wonder if the Chaturbate girl was into Josh or if she was just fishing for another paypig - maybe we’ll get lucky and a second Jessica will hit the building?
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The underage thing was an offhand thing NAL said very late into her ranting, I think it was just a drug/drink fueled barb.
The information I gathered was:
  1. Blonde Hair
  2. Fishnet Stockings (so can't be LN or AR, right?)
  3. Tits of some kind (unable to determine big or small)
  4. Showing herself to 500 other men (this is the gold!)
  5. On the computer
Based on that information it's some Chaturbate thing, but really, it's more likely some bullshit excuse because Josh won't let her stay, and this is the rationalization. If you ever got involved with crazy bitches like this it's very obviously a preload of protective rationalization.
 
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Molly Millions said:
SFFUF

Jessica grunts and bangs things around for 5 minutes. Some mentally ill ranting. Struggles with her phone.

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It's important. It was 1am in Casper and no sign of Josh in his own bedroom. Also pretty good fart at 3:40.
 
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Where did all these cancerous YouTube grifts crop up from? Seems like overnight everybody and their mother decided to try their hand at stupid YouTube clip shows. By the far the worst part is they all are in an arms race to be the biggest clickbaiting fuckface. Just like what’s the worst about the Reddit and their updoot system incentivizing the most extreme and over exaggerated nonsense opinions these dickweeds all make mountains out of molehills and exaggerate shit to the nth degree with the most cancerous YouTube trend thumbnails. They either outright make shit up or frame things in a misleading way to imply things are happening that absolutely aren’t. It’s the most Reddit nonsense ever .

Look at this; all that happened was Josh bought a sandwich from Walmart and “reviewed it” and offered Jessica a bite. Thats literally it and here’s this weird made up implication that Josh is starving and only has one sandwich to eat and is afraid Jessica is gonna eat it and he’ll go hungry or some such nonsense.
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Anyway, if you’re reading this lolcowcobra you should know you’re the embodiment of the absolute worst of all cobra followers and I’m Mad at the Internet™ about it. Fuck you and your entire channel’s existence.
 
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The birthday shitstorm has started early. Happy birthday Cobes!

Anyway she’s absolutely gonna be outta there soon lol. Cobes is only willing to put up with whores up until the point they’re more trouble than they’re worth and I’m pretty sure he’s hit that threshold. Like how he had that one very brief girlfriend who was staying with him, he kicked her out, she complained she had nowhere to go and was gonna kill herself and he called her bluff and told her to fucking do it. Let’s see if he gets that giga chad energy back.

Man she’s loony. She’s laying there yelling “blah blah blah” at him. Yelling at him to answer her or explain himself and then when he talks tells him to stop talking to her an leave her alone. Most reasonable modern woman
 
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