Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

Bixby Snyder said:
Josh is def one of those tenants who leaves his windows open in the middle of winter because the government foots the bill.
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The only time I've seen him leave the window open in winter is when someone smokes in the house because he's extremely paranoid about getting caught. He and warlord would get so blasted they wouldn't want to go outside to smoke so they'd do it inside and leave the window open for hours with winter coats on to air it out. The infamous "meth" incident is a good example.
 
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Slim Boglim said:
Where did all these cancerous YouTube grifts crop up from? Seems like overnight everybody and their mother decided to try their hand at stupid YouTube clip shows. By the far the worst part is they all are in an arms race to be the biggest clickbaiting fuckface. Just like what’s the worst about the Reddit and their updoot system incentivizing the most extreme and over exaggerated nonsense opinions these dickweeds all make mountains out of molehills and exaggerate shit to the nth degree with the most cancerous YouTube trend thumbnails. They either outright make shit up or frame things in a misleading way to imply things are happening that absolutely aren’t. It’s the most Reddit nonsense ever .

Look at this; all that happened was Josh bought a sandwich from Walmart and “reviewed it” and offered Jessica a bite. Thats literally it and here’s this weird made up implication that Josh is starving and only has one sandwich to eat and is afraid Jessica is gonna eat it and he’ll go hungry or some such nonsense.
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Anyway, if you’re reading this lolcowcobra you should know you’re the embodiment of the absolute worst of all cobra followers and I’m Mad at the Internet™ about it. Fuck you and your entire channel’s existence.
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cobra is now a mainstream lolcow (like chris chan), and with the recent years of normal fags getting into "lolcow culture", it's easy for people to put up a video on josh and get some coin from people who can't take five minute to look up info on him.
 
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anliteralidiot said:
This is stupid, but why hasn't she used that stupid high-pitched whine that she did with her parents?
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I imagine it's because she was in no fear of being kicked out at her parents, but here she can be easily booted. And Josh probably is passed out, not responding to her anymore, I'm sure she will use her full power before she leaves.
 
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It's always interesting to see how Josh deals with conflict because in reality his life is pretty conflict free outside of the cultural wars he imagines himself on the frontline of and having to deal with potentially not making rent because he blew his entire wad on Door Dash/booze. It's a shame Jess has caused Josh to not stream, would have made for interesting content to see Josh go up against someone more unhinged than him. We haven't gotten content like that since the great slaying of the beast known as Sasha.

Based off the small snippet we got of Josh arguing with her in the background it sounds like he is just fed up with her and ready for her to leave. For those of you that can't stand to watch Jessica rejoice because I'd say it's a fairly safe bet this is the last time we'll see her in Casper. The moment she accused him of cheating it was over. He was always incredibly sensitive about being called a cheater because of his relationship with Stephanie so the only way I see Jessica sticking around is if she can lay a successful guilt trip on the boy. It's possible Josh could not have the social ability to convey to her that he doesn't care that she will be homeless and doesn't want her around anymore but we'll see. My money is on the Jessica saga going out with a whimper followed by months of Josh randomly bringing her up and looping about her while Jessica has nightly mental breakdowns from the parking lots of various big box stores.
 
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after looking things over some more, aaron absolutely must be terminally online and excited to be part of the cobraverse. he already tried attention whoring on reddit. he left a review immediately after leaving the sushi place, while they were still all hanging out, likely from within josh's apartment. he also has a tendency to write long drawn out posts and seems to insist on using correct spelling, capitalization, overpunctuation for effect, etc (not surprising for someone obsessed with typewriters). starspangled seems to have a lot of previously unknown info suspiciously fast and has all those same habits....
 
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Damn, I missed a lot. Did she really smash Josh's window? How much longer until he kicks the cunt out of his apartment? The boy doesn't deserve this kind of treatment, NAL is a straight up skitzo, untreated BPD is a fucking nightmare.
 
Walrus Spiral said:
Damn, I missed a lot. Did she really smash Josh's window? How much longer until he kicks the cunt out of his apartment? The boy doesn't deserve this kind of treatment, NAL is a straight up skitzo, untreated BPD is a fucking nightmare.
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but he gets wendy's burgers on the reg. fair trade for such insanity.
 
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