Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Hennimore]

Man...you can't say anything to Josh without triggering his ODD. Hearing how he responds to Jessica has given me a new appreciation for how tough it had to be for Clint raising him. The most mundane comments and jokes set him off.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

They're arguing about bacon grease lol

 

[Incel Death Note]

Nagging him about dirtying dishes. She just can't chill out.

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

The absinthe NAL is drinking is 62% ABV and costs 85 USD. She’s got the bottle in one hand and a chaser in the other.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

I'm playing a very dangerous game, holding my phone to my ear to try and hear the off-camera fighting. I'm terrified she's gonna run up on the camera, shrieking, and I'll lose my hearing in my right ear.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

HOLY SHIT SHE'S HITTING HERSELF

 

[Halloween23]

"Should I start hitting myself again"

WHAT THE FUCK

 

[Slim Boglim]

They’re so miserable. Literally zero people skills. Two retards that have no clue about conflict resolution turning every little thing into a fight

 

[8mm Cunningham]

"Should I start hitting myself again"

WHAT THE FUCK

Josh you keep abusing me!

 

[Atomic Tampon Cat]

EXCUSE ME? "should i start hitting myself again? WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME?"

 

[Mr. Manchester]

This is a battle of retarded titans.

HOLY SHIT THOSE SLAMS! FULL DEMON MODE!

 

[Incel Death Note]

"Should I *slap* start *slap* hitting *slap* myself *slap again?"
"No because I don't want someone to think-
"Then why are you *SLAP* DOING THIS TO ME?"

Bro...

"Jessica please stop yelling"
"STOOOOOOP"
"Jessica I'm asking you to please stop yelling"
"I'M NOT YELLING AT YOU"

 

[ADHD]

 

[Your Landlord]

No judge. Weed will probably help mellow the situation a bit and the banshee will maybe get sleepy sooner.

I'm fairly certain they've had weed for most of the days she's been there. I don't feel you're looking at it right though; weed will enable them to drink more thanks to the anti-nausea effects it usually has.
I've seen people put away 3x the amount they normally would after a joint. Add to that the 40% bacardi and the overproof absinthe she's been slurping down like a redbull, and poor old jawshee is gonna get screamed at way worse than he already is now.

 

[Halloween23]

This bitch is straight up satanic

 

[Hennimore]

"Can you please stop stomping on the floor? This is what got me in trouble in the first place."

So it's confirmed now, Josh did get in trouble for making too much noise.

 

[Slim Boglim]

Josh: “I asked you nicely to stop yelling at me”
Girl The Exorcist: RRREEIIII’M NOT YELLING ATCHYOUUUU!!!!!!”

 

[The Judean People's Front]

This is. . . Kinda hard to listen to.

 

[Hennimore]

This is like the immovable object vs the unstoppable force.

 

[8mm Cunningham]

Crazy hearing Josh be mature and do his best to de-escalate.

Jess muted. Fuuuuck.