Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Great Sun Jester]

Damn, I got banned quicker than her moodswings.

 

[Incel Death Note]

I'm settling down for a night of peak shambler water demon content, but I have one request which I humbly ask.

Can I get a peach habanero mead status update? Did he drink it? NAL seemed repulsed by it. I need a hot sauce prison wine status update!

He was gingerly sipping on it in the Bacon and Cheese McDonalds foodhack he did once she was gone.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Damn, I got banned quicker than her moodswings.

her mods are banning anyone right now. she's an idiot who mods people who just ask for it. since most of her mods are just kissing her ass, I guess they're from reddit

 

[el bandito loco]

Period cope? Some women do get extra moody when their period hits but it's not a constant thing.

yeah of course, but most women don't randomly verbally abuse their partners or physically abuse themselves and random objects because of their monthly hormonal imbalances. Cobra was acting like all her negative and abusive behavior could all be chalked up to she was on her period and its all good toobz.

not following Messica, I still assume that was just her normal personality and not an outlier/bad moment.

 

[Tetragrammaton]

so what are the odds this is just an attempt by NAL to get somebody to send her another plane ticket back to casper?

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

so what are the odds this is just an attempt by NAL to get somebody to send her another plane ticket back to casper?

she's going to con them for anything at this point, so I guess it's a good chance

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

I wounder if she's drug seeking. she said multiple times in the past that she thinks physicians are worthless and quacks (she talking about the worthless new age shit right now). I'm sure she wants to be admitted and will start to ask for percocets.

It has to be lol. And she had the nerve to say "I'm not a tweaker".

 

[deadson]

so what are the odds this is just an attempt by NAL to get somebody to send her another plane ticket back to casper?

Oh, so she did make it back home? (Just caught up with the thread, had to skim over the majority of it whoops) Wonder how her folks feel about that?

 

[ADHD]

so what are the odds this is just an attempt by NAL to get somebody to send her another plane ticket back to casper?

I'm sure she wants that but I also think she's sick. She really has been sick since like November, though at the time the story was that it was due to some Walmart employee who came to work while sick.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

"Tough titty said the kitty".

 

[D_Tractor]

I think women in generally just don't understand the appeal of Cobes as a cow. His sexual perversion and repulsive lack of hygiene is too much for them and they just can't get into it.

Women arent into lolcows except deathfats like Amberlynn Red and Chantal. (and Chris who destroys all gender boundaries)

 

[Incel Death Note]

Maybe her throat hurts because she never shuts the fuck up.

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

Women arent into lolcows except deathfats like Amberlynn Red and Chantal. (and Chris who destroys all gender boundaries)

There are some here on KF, and if the Facebook group is anything to go by, there's a fair few.

I think it's like when you show your friends and family cartoons from Adult Swim and they are like 'huh, that's not funny', I've had people say Aqua Teen is the dumbest thing they had ever seen. I think it's the best goddamn thing ever.

I've said it before, but Cobra is like Shake (delusions of grandeur, plays guitar really bad), Carl (obsessed with his penis, tells everyone how big it is, says crap about how the ladies want him, but really he sits at home watching porno and works 'oudda da home') and Meatwad (mispronounces stuff all the time) all rolled into one. To me, he's funny as hell.

 

[Grape Garden]

yeah of course, but most women don't randomly verbally abuse their partners or physically abuse themselves and random objects because of their monthly hormonal imbalances. Cobra was acting like all her negative and abusive behavior could all be chalked up to she was on her period and its all good toobz.

not following Messica, I still assume that was just her normal personality and not an outlier/bad moment.

Her period is a lame excuse, I may or may not be an expert on monthly hormonal imbalances that are severe and debilitating, she just needs a lobotomy. Like this dumb bitch travels being this sick lol….god I had to quit watching, she was spoiled as a kid, this entitled whining, fake crying, 40 living with parents screaming in her tub. Not talking shit about people who live at home, I had a rough patch and had to go back home, it happens, but I didn’t act like this. Hopefully if she has a sperg out it will be clipped. She called her blow out just a little argument…hate to see what a full blown fight is like.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

God she's actually entertaining the idea of Cobes flying to see her.

 

[LonelyEggRoll]

Her period is a lame excuse

Especially when her period is the excuse for constant moodiness. She has been claiming that excuse for weeks.

I am so enjoying Jessica Messica’s sniping though, such cosy content. She doesn’t have any moral outrage over any of this stuff she’s just laughing at this stuff, it’s very good.

 

[Tetragrammaton]

God she's actually entertaining the idea of Cobes flying to see her.

cobes flying at all sounds like an awful idea for everyone involved. that is if he is even allowed on the plane without some a-log trying to get him detained at the gate.

 

[FatalTater]

I don't doubt Jessica's sick, there's a thing going around that seems to target people with her lifestyle, I don't know how to pronounce it but it's spelled w-i-t-h-d-r-a-w-a-l and the only cure for it according to sufferers is a large influx of cash.

 

[McWeaeselton]

God she's actually entertaining the idea of Cobes flying to see her.

I don't think it will ever happen. He won't leave his comfort zone in the cobra den. It could be absolute kino though. Just imagine the boy going live from the living room with her parents while they try to make conversation and he's rambling about the forbidden five. Nal screaming in a bpd fit from the bathroom.

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

I don't think it will ever happen. He won't leave his comfort zone in the cobra den. It could be absolute kino though. Just imagine the boy going live from the living room with her parents while they try to make conversation and he's rambling about the forbidden five. Nal screaming in a bpd fit from the bathroom.

Remember Warlord begging Cobra to go to Vegas with him? I don't think Cobes is comfortable leaving the den, basically ever. He's content with his throne, drink combos, and DoorDash.