Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Jessica looking extra goth on her stream right now. It's absolutely bat shit insane and manipulative but I guess for Josh it's exactly what she wants. Shame he can't see that she is completely mirroring what his ideal woman would be in an attempt to manipulate him.
She'll be moved into his trailer within a month of him getting it, I have no doubts about that.
Oh my god. She looks exceptional. What is she wearing?

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A totally goth looking purse. A muted stream while she cleans out receipts. Riveting content.

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She still has that gas station tier pocket knife. She was going to clip it to the outside of her purse, but chat told her not too or she may get in trouble. Which isn’t true but whatever. She unmuted to talk about it. I can never watch her for too long. She is so very boring.
 
Be funny if he opens up a video in his new crib, with his youtube silver, whilst drinking and spilling booze all over his new carpet. Perhaps vomiting on the plaque at some point, really give it that Cobra magic. TMDWUYT!
Hasn't Cobes had community strikes on his channel in the last year? If so, it won't matter if he hits the 100k subs threshold, he still won't get a plaque.
 
As hit or miss is the Trannit was I'm at least glad that a few of the onlookers saved and re-uploaded some of his weirder drunken moments where the intrusive thoughts start winning. With how often Messy Jessy brings up things like incest or calling that camwhore she caught cobes watching "underage" I'm curious as to how Josh internally processes all the sick shit she spews. Has breaking the circle of protection he had around himself with the Wendy's scented herp cooch somehow cured him or at least temporarily replaced his 20 year long obsession with girls he went to high school with? Or the weird "Kids are more precious than X." "I'd give up [thing that he'll never have] to end sickos." hypotheticals he used to loop on during drinking streams? Only time will tell.
 

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Le Reddit is dead, so I guess I'll post here now.
I really dig that his trolls are getting targeted. They've cucked the content for years, so fuck 'em. I want nothing more than to see him get out in public again but it's been impossible since the Discord losers think it's funnier to get him kicked out of places than just watching him be a weirdo.
However, I've been lurking here and I don't know where people got the impression he's just a harmless retard. Long time viewers likely remember his fascination with underage girls and their periods. Dude would have been on the sex offender registry a long time ago if he had access to teenagers.
You're a faggot. You type like a teenager.
 
However, I've been lurking here and I don't know where people got the impression he's just a harmless retard. Long time viewers likely remember his fascination with underage girls and their periods. Dude would have been on the sex offender registry a long time ago if he had access to teenagers.

Because in all the time he’s talked about periods he’s never once touched a child so even if you’re right and he’s a sicko he still hasn’t done any harm except sit in an empty room and stream, hence he’d still be harmless. The fact you even bring up “He’s not harmless because he’s talked about children in gym class going through their first period” and thinking that somehow correlates to him being a danger and would place him on a sex offender list tells me all I need to know: Your brain has been fried by Reddit and you’ve probably claimed to hate Josh but no doubt have tuned in to every livestream and upvoted every anti-Saunders post, he rules your sad miserable life

Le Reddit

Wow you’re a faggot
 
Le Reddit is dead, so I guess I'll post here now.
I really dig that his trolls are getting targeted. They've cucked the content for years, so fuck 'em. I want nothing more than to see him get out in public again but it's been impossible since the Discord losers think it's funnier to get him kicked out of places than just watching him be a weirdo.
However, I've been lurking here and I don't know where people got the impression he's just a harmless retard. Long time viewers likely remember his fascination with underage girls and their periods. Dude would have been on the sex offender registry a long time ago if he had access to teenagers.

Mind providing a source for that?
 
Oh my god. She looks exceptional. What is she wearing?

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A totally goth looking purse. A muted stream while she cleans out receipts. Riveting content.

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She still has that gas station tier pocket knife. She was going to clip it to the outside of her purse, but chat told her not too or she may get in trouble. Which isn’t true but whatever. She unmuted to talk about it. I can never watch her for too long. She is so very boring.
Goes on goth clothing haul, cant be fucked to get a decent bra.
KingCobraJFS's girlfriend is a confirmed SICKO - Home Depot review from 2016
Archive - fourth review
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LOL in true Cobes luck, his dryspell would be ended by a sicko. Holy shit.
 
Cobraverse better get it's own board so we can have a separate thread uploading the videos and stuff from the banned subreddit.
If DSP can have his own subforum then Cobra absolutely deserves his own, and now would be the best time to make one. NAL having her own thread in the subforum would be very nice.
 
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