Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Edict of Expulsion]

Out of all the lolcows to replace Chris as "most discussed", I was really hoping it wouldn't be Cobra. He's perfect in his ecosystem, but now faggot youtubers and tik tok people are driving so much traffic to Cobes. And like it or not, he's probably the #1 lolcow. Where it used to be that even some normies knew Chris, we'll now see the same happen with Cobes. We're gonna see a lot more zoomies and glass tappers with eyes on Cobes, because he's a "safe" lolcow. You can show dank food hack videos to your mother in law, and post about em. The most dangerous cobes gets is when he goes on a "faggot trannies try to touch me" rant. But he really doesn't do that anymore either. Easy and safe way to make content for losers.

Am poser normie. Can confirm. It’s such a dry spell with praetor tugboating for chris, he’s fading into obscurity.
Normie news is just globalist warming x - treem cheese weather and literally 2-3 news items for the drumpf trials.
Online the Johnny Somali nigger giving some culture to the kikes in palestine was a little entertaining.
The eviction was the biggest content for a while.
Glass tapping will continue to get spergouts since there’s no filter or shield like praetor.

 

[Smegward]

good to see that people here are still seething about some tards on reddit instead of being funny.

 

[Heydrich]

Honestly this whole crossover between the Cobraverse and Gorlworld is something I never knew I always wanted.

For me, it's something I always knew I never wanted.

 

[BallsMcLongDong]

It's pretty indicative of the trend of Cobra's rise that prior, I had never seen a Cobes post on the Featured tab, but in the past year, there have been like 5. Chris doesn't put out anything worth viewing, Larson and Rekeita and Tomlinson are too unsafe/boring to make a "THIS YOUTUBER SHIT HIMSELF ON LIVE STREAM" about, and Gorlworld is insular and doesn't really make waves outside of their communities. I can at least be happy that Fedsmoker is still relatively untouched. Most lolcows that still make things or have something worth watching aren't safe enough or accessible enough to warrant a normal person looking in and going, "Oh. This is just a retarded goth guy that eats slop while plastered and lets random meth murderers crash on his couch. I can get into this."

 

[ChefOptimusCunt]

good to see that people here are still seething about some tards on reddit instead of being funny.

Can I offer you a bud light platinum to soothe your asshole, sir? Perhaps a Marlboro red?

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

My sides are in orbit

Jessica is tard sobbing about Courtney while a frantic Cobra calls
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I wish it was a novelty horn ringtone like Cobes' going off the whole time.

 

[BadGoy1488]

She almost tricks you into believing she’s a sane and reasonable person when she’s sober. But as soon as a drop of alcohol touches those lips or some smoke hits her lungs she goes completely fucking nuts. Like Jesus Christ lady it’s clear abusing substances immediately puts you in a dark place and makes you miserable why do this to yourself

Many such cases

 

[niggers]

Just as predicted, this next morning she's not single, Josh is her boyfriend, she should be alright etc.

something tells me we're not gonna be able to keep featuring the thread whenever corpseface has an attention-seeking fit and "breaks up" with cobes. i think it might become a weekly occurrence.

it's fitting that a manchild and a womanchild would have teenager relationship drama.

 

[Slim Boglim]

good to see that people here are still seething about some tards on reddit instead of being funny.

Here’s your shirt. Buy it.

 

[Molly Millions]

something tells me we're not gonna be able to keep featuring the thread whenever corpseface has an attention-seeking fit and "breaks up" with cobes. i think it might become a weekly occurrence.

it's fitting that a manchild and a womanchild would have teenager relationship drama.

It's funny that it was featured and I appreciate the updoots but these drunk crying fits are indeed a common happening

 

[Barbenheimer]

I want to be optimistic but he can’t even go live without it getting interrupted by cops, DoorDash, or whatever else they send.

Lolcows have become mainstream as of late, as Im sure many here have realized. I remember back in the day if you believed in ghosts, aliens, or said you saw Bigfoot you were made fun of, now it seems everyone has a story about something paranormal that’s happened to them because it’s cool, everyone wants to be hip. I think we’re seeing a similar trend with lolcows- something that used to be niche are now desired and every glasstapping faggot has to try to insert themselves to “be part of the lore”. So instead of just passing by if Josh gets to boring they HAVE to insert themselves so Boglim Chronicles or Bitesize can clip the epic rage THEY caused by sending the cops, DoorDash, etc.

I think I saw a comment on a DSP video where a YouTube user was like “I’m the one who sent x message” and all these other retards we’re congratulating them for being clipped and getting a reaction, it’s a cancer

 

[curbside2]

Out of all the lolcows to replace Chris as "most discussed", I was really hoping it wouldn't be Cobra. He's perfect in his ecosystem, but now faggot youtubers and tik tok people are driving so much traffic to Cobes. And like it or not, he's probably the #1 lolcow. Where it used to be that even some normies knew Chris, we'll now see the same happen with Cobes. We're gonna see a lot more zoomies and glass tappers with eyes on Cobes, because he's a "safe" lolcow. You can show dank food hack videos to your mother in law, and post about em. The most dangerous cobes gets is when he goes on a "faggot trannies try to touch me" rant. But he really doesn't do that anymore either. Easy and safe way to make content for losers.

One of the worst aspects of Cobra's weens is that they have frequently caused a drought in content. We've been lucky with the Jessica saga. But glass tappers at one point had him posting once every ten days.

 

[Fuck Puff]

I swear eveytime I look at this bitch Jessica she reminds me of the spitter from Left 4 Dead.

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There it is, dipshits posting this same fucking thing at least 5+ times a day.

 

[peachlover669]

Just need to make this as clear as possible Naked and laughing breasts gross me out sexually.

what are ya, gay???

 

[0FEE FIVE FOUR FOME0]

There it is, dipshits posting this same fucking thing at least 5+ times a day.

Damn somebody already beat me too it?

 

[BullfrogBill]

I'm always open to creating a new chatroom but most do not succeed. It's really rare how the BossmanJack chat is one of the most active on the site.

Would you be open to giving Cobra his own subforum?

 

[Brutality]

My sides are in orbit

Jessica is tard sobbing about Courtney while a frantic Cobra calls
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Cobes can't be tied down to just one woman

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

I'm not mad KFC canceled the Double Down but we need to get back to the hard-hitting issues, like "will Cobra be placed in a group home" or "can he work a job".

 

[中华人民共和国的政治]

I'm not mad KFC canceled the Double Down but we need to get back to the hard-hitting issues, like "will Cobra be placed in a group home" or "can he work a job".

Is Clint bad father???

 

[WelperHelper99]

Trying to be optimistic here: The nice thing with Cobes is that his content is pretty slow-moving for the most part. There's a good chance once he settles into his new place he'll be back to thought looping about gender relayshuns, maybe a new dry spell loop if NAL fucks off. Having regular updates keeps people invested since they're all conditioned by the YouTube and TikTok algos, which imo is part of why Larson has such a rabid "fan" base.
He also doesn't respond to things that aren't physical in the same way NAL, Chris, or Daniel respond to. If you try to text him and catfish him, he'll mostly just ignore it. If you text him something rude, you might get an angry TTS back. The bar for actually pissing him off seems higher than most reddit tards and tiktok zoomers are willing to put in. Casper is also a lot more out of the way than where Chris or Dan live(d), so the risk that people actually show up irl to tap the glass is lower.
But I digress

Nobody is going to Casper Wyoming. Slight PL, I live in Utah which shares a border with Wyoming, and I've been up there, it's still one heck of a drive, and nothing is there. Like nothing. I joke a lot that they should call Wyoming the Highway State, because that's all you do, drive through it.