Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[The Cunting Death]

Maybe I am old school but I don't need a talking head telling me the same shit I can find out on my own. That's part of the fun!
I always found these lolcow commentators as cribnotes for the lolcow impaired. Especially the morons who NEED these people to react to something a cow did.

"oH i CaNt WaIt tILL _________________ rEaCtS tO diS!!!"

Holy FUCK those wine Moms need someone literal who to tell them how to feel about a cow in between their crotch goblin breast feedings

Those types of channels are just friend simulators.

 

[Mushroom King]

Puff is dead.

 

[JaneThough]

Puff is dead.

All hail Puff

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Pretty good doodt! It needs a bit more purse to the lips. They might even need to be bigger. His head also needs a bit more peanutting. I think the missing glasses and hat are really putting the boy into uncanny valley.

Idk if you have seen it, but here is his mugshot from page 713ish.
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I want the finished models. I have a sick idea for a bogcrow toobz.

Devil and angel Cobra. I think these two appear on his shoulders whenever he's unsure about whether to do something regarded.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Puff is dead.

No, trole. He was just hibernating in his burrow but now he's thawed out for spring.

 

[Asmobaby]

Is Josh still thinking of buying him a house? I'm a few weeks behind here and I know things can change so suddenly in the Cobraverse.

 

[Andoxico]

No, trole. He was just hibernating in his burrow but now he's thawed out for spring.

But now that Josh is moving how will Puff know where to find him

 

[Maldron the Assassin]

But now that Josh is moving how will Puff know where to find him

Puff is dead.

 

[R00k]

Puff is dead.

Shut up trole he's just hibernating till spring.

 

[Asmobaby]

On the other hand, who else is covering her?
I tried watching that Auntie Jessie person, and it was just awful. Bitch had her discord notifications on during the stream, and they were nonstop. And she was talking to people without muting herself on the stream, so it just seemed like she was having conversations with herself. Just annoying shit.

JM might suck, but she's been the lesser of the evils.

Agreed. Auntie Jessie is terrible, she reminds me of the people who cover Amberlynn and Chantal where she won't even allow anything she deems remotely "edgy" in the comments.

So basically a breadtuber going through an identity crisis. You can't have it both ways if you want to milk these cows for content and views.

Fucking make up your mind already if you are gonna cover lolcows. Also fat.

 

[Twinkie]

Also fat.

You say this like Jessica Messica isn't 400 pounds

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

Is Josh still thinking of buying him a house? I'm a few weeks behind here and I know things can change so suddenly in the Cobraverse.

Even if he was, I would be surprised if Clint allowed it. He's probably think Josh put hidden cameras in there or something that the losers on r/the_boglim would do.

 

[QUEEN OF DENIAL]

It's happened

 

[mymlan_9]

Shut up trole he's just hibernating till spring.

is he defrosting? or is he really in the big terrarium in the sky? it's 50/50.

 

[whogoesthere]

With regards to the reddits, why don't they set up on the same place the donald and r/drama and all them went too. I forget the name, but it seems set up to be very similar to reddit in how it works, with little to no oversight.

Are the reddit users as 'tarded as our boy and struggle outside of the google playstore apps?

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

With regards to the reddits, why don't they set up on the same place the donald and r/drama and all them went too. I forget the name, but it seems set up to be very similar to reddit in how it works, with little to no oversight.

Are the reddit users as 'tarded as our boy and struggle outside of the google playstore apps?

Much of the younger generation only knows how to use Reddit. They are very frustrating.

 

[beeingurself]

I forget the name

Wasn't it Voat? Which shutdown years ago.
Unless some other alternative was built since.

But yeah, most kids nowadays are completely tech illiterate. They couldn't do a install of some open source PHP forum software to save their lives.

 

[ResignedCustodes]

Herpes? Box-pissing?

Taking a break from the Farms results in all sorts of interesting things to catch up on

 

[pernoctate 1797]

Goodbye r/the_boglim (Rest In Piss)

 

[mars]

But yeah, most kids nowadays are completely tech illiterate. They couldn't do a install of some open source PHP forum software to save their lives.

Brings me way back to figuring out how to install phpBB on my gay little website when I was 14 lol. Reddit really picked a great time to ban the sub, with him so inactive lazy redditors will not be motivated to find other places to discuss him.