Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[JenkinsJinkies]

So she's basically the Groke?

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Spoiler: :optimistic: Josh defending his trailer and new of age consenting woman from Jessica

Gayops coming in nicely toobz.

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Wow, they're trying so hard to sound like functioning members of society who leave the house and you can actually feel the chronically online loser just dripping off their posts...

 

[anliteralidiot]

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...???
I need to check in, I guess, but where's Raxx in this? he doesn't use YouTube chats
Yeah, after looking at Raxx's recent archived uploads, there's nothing mentioning NAL

 

[PussyCheeseburger]

i'm new to following cobra and i understand his silence during a move is normal, but I still have a suspicion that Clint hired Mike Rinder to deprogram Cobes and keep him away from NAL. until cobra comes back and professes his love, i'm under the assumption that Clint orchestrated the eviction to keep her away. Cobes might have defiance disorder but he's never been subjected to a true mind control expert like the scientologists.

 

[Pascal's Wagie]

Oooh, or cut off the top and make planters. Give it to Cobes with some ez, hanging cactus for hair...like a rat tail cactus.
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So he can be reminded of her beauty.

Clint's next punishment haircut.

 

[Molly Millions]

i'm new to following cobra and i understand his silence during a move is normal, but I still have a suspicion that Clint hired Mike Rinder to deprogram Cobes and keep him away from NAL. until cobra comes back and professes his love, i'm under the assumption that Clint orchestrated the eviction to keep her away. Cobes might have defiance disorder but he's never been subjected to a true mind control expert like the scientologists.

I'm willing to entertain the idea that Clint has hired psyops guys to remove the bog hag from his son's life. Normally I'd say absolutely not, how retarded, but when Jessica came stomping up I think Clint realized that Godzilla had come to Casper.



Outside experts would be required. Calls were made. Eventually, Col. Smith sobered up enough to answer his email.

 

[Crab Latte]

I'm willing to entertain the idea that Clint has hired psyops guys to remove the bog hag from his son's life. Normally I'd say absolutely not, how retarded, but when Jessica came stomping up I think Clint realized that Godzilla had come to Casper.

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Outside experts would be required. Calls were made. Eventually, Col. Smith sobered up enough to answer his email.

*BOGzilla

 

[BullfrogBill]

alright, I think I'm going with this as my final-ish sculpt, unless there's a boglim phrenologist who can point me to the right bumps
I want him to look like a sick Greek bust, but...like he's telling troles to suck a fart out of his ass
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Clint's next punishment haircut.
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Please tell me you are gonna make a Cobes Chia Pet @anliteralidiot because that would be most certainly what's up.

 

[anliteralidiot]

I think I have a good setup for his hair, but I his eyebrows are yanking my chain. And then I realized that I shouldn't have gone this hard on the hair, because he needs a fucking hat goddamnit!

But most of the drawing is just to remind myself of what goes where.

 

[SeizureRobot5000]

...???
I need to check in, I guess, but where's Raxx in this? he doesn't use YouTube chats
Yeah, after looking at Raxx's recent archived uploads, there's nothing mentioning NAL

I'm just as clueless as to where/when NAL and Raxx interacted, but wanna chip in that Gothie went from Cobra to Cyraxx. It's like there's a flowchart for these predatorial parasites.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

Uhhh you have way too much hair…

You probably could have gotten away with a greasy strand or two

 

[niggers]

i'm new to following cobra and i understand his silence during a move is normal, but I still have a suspicion that Clint hired Mike Rinder to deprogram Cobes and keep him away from NAL. until cobra comes back and professes his love, i'm under the assumption that Clint orchestrated the eviction to keep her away. Cobes might have defiance disorder but he's never been subjected to a true mind control expert like the scientologists.

This post is so insane that I kind of dig it

 

[anliteralidiot]

I'm just as clueless as to where/when NAL and Raxx interacted, but wanna chip in that Gothie went from Cobra to Cyraxx. It's like there's a flowchart for these predatorial parasites.

I mean, he would be a prime guy for her to leech off of. He's got internet notoriety, and maybe money, but he's too gross.

Uhhh you have way too much hair…

You probably could have gotten away with a greasy strand or two

I know, but I like him like this, and it's easier to sculpt. It's really hard to make small hair, compared to fuller hair.




anyway, here's the NAL updates

 

[中华人民共和国的政治]

I miss the boy
Casting some dank black magic to bring him back. He's coming soon, trust and fucking believe

 

[Slim Boglim]

Any day now he’s gonna go live from his new place and when I think about it I get butterflies of anticipation like I’m a kid, it’s soon Christmas, and the present under the tree is shaped just like that thing I asked for

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

I mean, he would be a prime guy for her to leech off of. He's got internet notoriety, and maybe money, but he's too gross.

I know, but I like him like this, and it's easier to sculpt. It's really hard to make small hair, compared to fuller hair.


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anyway, here's the NAL updates

Today a bag of Funyuns and a $3 lighter, one day a live human being and an $8 machete. What an absolutely unhinged psycho.

 

[Jobama]

I miss the boy
Casting some dank black magic to bring him back. He's coming soon, trust and fucking believe

We just have to wait patiently for our dank, chillin, gender relation, food hack stream to make all the trolls jealous. Surely if waiting patiently worked for Josh it will work for us!

 

[Mushroom King]

I miss the boy
Casting some dank black magic to bring him back. He's coming soon, trust and fucking believe

And MY energy! Come home, show the crown!

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

So here's some Cobes stuff I made in Fallout 4.

Here's 2012 era Josh with his full head of hair.

Making a dank food hack.


Press T to wait patiently

Apartment shot. Note the $40 ashtray by the door.


Making some deep frted avacados in the kitchen.

I have way too much time on my hands after work sometimes.

 

[Big Nasty]

And the Jord said, "Let there be bog".

 

[Pascal's Wagie]

I have way too much time on my hands after work sometimes.

Haha me too! Yeah... "after" work. I definitely didn't paint a KingCobraJFS chia pet at work.