🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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UncommonParlence said:
So it's just a coincidence? If that was his mother I'm sure she'd remember the name Saunders. I mean... how could you forget nips like that.

And isn't she a little young to be Cobra's mom? She certainly doesn't look Clint's age. How old was his mom supposed to be when he spawned?

I also noticed quite some time ago she'd turned off the comments on her vids.

Sad that she's being harassed... especially if she is NOT the boglimom. The whole situation is sad. You can tell Cobes is still hurt.

You can hear his pain in his song "My mom Laura". When he talks about raping her with a chain saw he sounds like he's about to cry. Such a sensitive BOY!.
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My mom Lora is such a banger and is so telling of Cobes mindset. If anybody reading this hasn’t listened to that fucking sing I implore you to make the time to do it it’s completely insane. Not only does he rant about doing insane shit and how much he hates her put he reveals a ton of lore about her being abusive and ruining a Christmas.

Another thing that was really telling about his mommy issues was when he was on his women empowerment kick and says of the “praise the female godess” shirt “why’d I choose a cobra for it? Because 1. Cobras are my favorite animal and 2 the female king cobra will guard her eggs until they hatch, after that she leaves” Which is a sort of weird thing to relate to an empowered woman but I digress
 
UncommonParlence said:
So it's just a coincidence? If that was his mother I'm sure she'd remember the name Saunders. I mean... how could you forget nips like that.

And isn't she a little young to be Cobra's mom? She certainly doesn't look Clint's age. How old was his mom supposed to be when he spawned?

I also noticed quite some time ago she'd turned off the comments on her vids.

Sad that she's being harassed... especially if she is NOT the boglimom. The whole situation is sad. You can tell Cobes is still hurt.

You can hear his pain in his song "My mom Laura". When he talks about raping her with a chain saw he sounds like he's about to cry. Such a sensitive BOY!.
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Or the track he recorded of his dad breaking down about the complete failure cobes is and how he is crying his eyes out over cobes being a woman hater who enjoys evil things like satan.

I mean we are glossing over Cobes music, which is not really his music because its mostly stolen shit he sings over. Or plays his guitar (out of tune and time, with no song writing concepts at all) over whilst screaming.
 
UncommonParlence said:
So it's just a coincidence? If that was his mother I'm sure she'd remember the name Saunders. I mean... how could you forget nips like that.

And isn't she a little young to be Cobra's mom? She certainly doesn't look Clint's age. How old was his mom supposed to be when he spawned?

I also noticed quite some time ago she'd turned off the comments on her vids.

Sad that she's being harassed... especially if she is NOT the boglimom. The whole situation is sad. You can tell Cobes is still hurt.

You can hear his pain in his song "My mom Laura". When he talks about raping her with a chain saw he sounds like he's about to cry. Such a sensitive BOY!.
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She's obviously trying to play dumb because she doesn't want the harassment. She didn't start a youtube channel to be constantly reminded of her estranged son.

She looks and sounds exactly like cobra, and she has a unique hyphenated last name, which when combined with the uncommon first name, Laurel, there's just no way it's not her.

Seriously, just look at her mannerisms and tell me that's not cobra's essence through and through.

She just wants to make some dank food hacks, and people should stop fucking with her, but make no mistake: that's 100% cobra's biological mother.
 
whogoesthere said:
Or the track he recorded of his dad breaking down about the complete failure cobes is and how he is crying his eyes out over cobes being a woman hater who enjoys evil things like satan.

I mean we are glossing over Cobes music, which is not really his music because its mostly stolen shit he sings over. Or plays his guitar (out of tune and time, with no song writing concepts at all) over whilst screaming.
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The polite term is "outsider art"
 
whogoesthere said:
When he jerked off on cam for his secret video, that people had to find. His video after the said jerking, on youtube, he had some jizz on the back of his hand and he licked it off and laughed. Said it was alcohol or something as a joke, but pretty sure it was cum.
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That's what we in the street community call an organic drink combo heheh yethhhhhhhh
 
whogoesthere said:
When he jerked off on cam for his secret video, that people had to find. His video after the said jerking, on youtube, he had some jizz on the back of his hand and he licked it off and laughed. Said it was alcohol or something as a joke, but pretty sure it was cum.

Bitesize has a clip of it, I think this is right.

Here with time code 1:09:20
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I don't give a fuck what anyone says that video was an absolute Chad maneuver. Minus the jizz licking.
 
Alright, he's a little more bald, and the back is t as full. This is as much as I'm willing to compromise on bald Cobes. Also the mustache is looking exquisid, if I may say so myself.

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That's definitely not a trailer.

That being said we don't know his final destination. He could still move into a trailer. But that's not a trailer in the video. His surroundings have too many characteristics that trailers do not usually have
 
BallBuster II said:
Is there any actual proof this woman is his biological mother? Or are we just assuming because she is named Laura and looks derpy and similar to Josh that it is his mother?
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Oh my god his bio mother looks like him and also does cooking videos.

中华人民共和国的政治 said:
Where the fuck is he? New trailer finally? Basement?
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Looks like a basement or temporary place. Maybe he is staying somewhere until he can get a trailer. Also this drink combo is a choice. Why not just use real fruit juice? He was so close to having a normal drink.
 
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Deez Nuts said:
Why not just use real fruit juice? He was so close to having a normal drink.
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I would bet anything its because he saw "made with coconut water" and thought it will have a coconut flavor that would mix well with the coconut rum.
 
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