Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Imagine we only get dank food reviews and drink combos where he's crouched beside the bed trying to hide where he is and what he's doing in his old room in the Clint Estate from now on. Punishment for reddit's hubris, our content utterly decimated.
Actually I think I'll enjoy the Crouching Clint, Hidden Cobra saga. Despite how little of it we may get. It gives everything the airs of Diary of a Young Girl. Vlog of a 33-year Old Cobra.
 
Actually I think I'll enjoy the Crouching Clint, Hidden Cobra saga. Despite how little of it we may get. It gives everything the airs of Diary of a Young Girl. Vlog of a 33-year Old Cobra.
Clint tends to bring out Cobra's inner defiant 12 year old more than any other person. Can't wait for him to show papa nips drunk again.
 
Clint tends to bring out Cobra's inner defiant 12 year old more than any other person
Daddy Dearest, I'm not your little boy anymore!

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Look at those fucking titties dude you can see those nips trying to bust through. Shame it wasn’t the banana yellow shirt or we’d really see those puppies in action. Better not wear an appropriately sized shirt, CLINT!
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You just don't get fashion.
 
So there's this other, far smaller retard on YouTube I've been watching who was kicked out of his house and is living in a literal camper van in a trailer park. He pays like $300 for "rent" as far as the physical spot the vehicle is parked in, and whatever incidentals for bills. There's a chance if push really came to shove, Homedad may eat a small upfront cost and simply shove The Boy into an RV from the 90's for a few thousand and say "Welcome Home, Josh!". Particularly if it meant he wouldn't be on the hook for whatever damages he did to it.
I would watch this
 
So there's this other, far smaller retard on YouTube I've been watching who was kicked out of his house and is living in a literal camper van in a trailer park. He pays like $300 for "rent" as far as the physical spot the vehicle is parked in, and whatever incidentals for bills. There's a chance if push really came to shove, Homedad may eat a small upfront cost and simply shove The Boy into an RV from the 90's for a few thousand and say "Welcome Home, Josh!". Particularly if it meant he wouldn't be on the hook for whatever damages he did to it.
One night, an ominous sound echoes through the trailer park. The engine starting.
 
So there's this other, far smaller retard on YouTube I've been watching who was kicked out of his house and is living in a literal camper van in a trailer park. He pays like $300 for "rent" as far as the physical spot the vehicle is parked in, and whatever incidentals for bills. There's a chance if push really came to shove, Homedad may eat a small upfront cost and simply shove The Boy into an RV from the 90's for a few thousand and say "Welcome Home, Josh!". Particularly if it meant he wouldn't be on the hook for whatever damages he did to it.
Phil Collins has a jewtube? Did he bring the Dirty Burger back?
 
If that really is his mother; she abandoned her retarded son. Fuck her; she's a worthless piece of shit. Let the trolls have her.
She’s mentally disabled. She wasn’t equipped nor supported with having a special needs child. On top of that she was scared of Clint.
We don’t know the whole story, we only know Clint’s side which could be fabricated. We shouldn’t judge before hearing all sides.
 
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She’s mentally disabled. She wasn’t equipped nor supported with having a special needs child. On top of that she was scared of Clint. Don’t be a fucking cunt
On top of this, we only have Clint's (and retarded Cobra who was a baby) side of the story. Who knows what the truth is, Clint claimed she's batshit insane, she doesn't appear that way, and a cursory glance of her and her family's social media accounts reveals... normal people. In fact, they appear much more normal and sane then Clint. The people in her family pictures are in sports, the military, energy jobs, riding horses, and dressed normal, unlike Clint's immediate family that are all dumpy women with blue/green/purple hair, goth makeup, and retard stares. She very well could be garbage, but we just don't know. Who's to say Clint didn't beat her, lie about her, and threaten her, while having enough money to fuck her over in court. People do this shit all the time. Holding someone guilty for an unknown is retarded.
 
On top of this, we only have Clint's (and retarded Cobra who was a baby) side of the story. Who knows what the truth is, Clint claimed she's batshit insane, she doesn't appear that way, and a cursory glance of her and her family's social media accounts reveals... normal people. In fact, they appear much more normal and sane then Clint. The people in her family pictures are in sports, the military, energy jobs, riding horses, and dressed normal, unlike Clint's immediate family that are all dumpy women with blue/green/purple hair, goth makeup, and retard stares. She very well could be garbage, but we just don't know. Who's to say Clint didn't beat her, lie about her, and threaten her, while having enough money to fuck her over in court. People do this shit all the time. Holding someone guilty for an unknown is retarded.

In the USA a man getting full custody of his child from the mother is very rare. Something really out of the ordinary must have happened.
 
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