Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Sicko Hunter]

She’s mentally disabled. She wasn’t equipped nor supported with having a special needs child. On top of that she was scared of Clint.

Am I supposed to believe Clint knocked up a literal retarded person and no one had an issue with that?

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

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Preferably an organic stream that a clout-chasing youtube faggot isn't orchestrating

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

In the USA a man getting full custody of his child from the mother is very rare. Something really out of the ordinary must have happened.

Yea, but we don't even know if Clint was given full custody. From things they said, Cobra spent time with her a few times alone, unsupervised, after her and Clint split. That's the point, we don't know. It's definitely odd she wasn't in his life, but there's many reasons why that could be. I just don't think she deserves to be non-stop bothered by retards, especially for something that we don't even know if it's true or not. Instead of griefing her like weens, I think it'd be far more interesting if someone were to question her and find out what her side of the story is. Whatever it is. Cobra wasn't diagnosed until he was 15/16 so it's not like either of them knew Cobra was a retard. Clint certainly didn't treat him like one until his teens when he started causing problems. She very well may be a piece of shit, but we'll never know if faggots scare her into DFE'ing.

 

[Slim Boglim]

I’m trying to transcribe the lyrics to “my mom Lora” because cobra drops deep lore about his mom in there and I don’t want people to miss out on it because the song is nails on a chalkboard. I’m gonna take one for the team and try to decipher it and post it here

 

[niggers]

Am I supposed to believe Clint knocked up a literal retarded person and no one had an issue with that?

she's not drooling-and-shitting retarded, more unstable-and-paranoid retarded

 

[Twinkie]

Even if his mom is a piece of shit, she's doing her own thing and doesn't deserve to be harassed by troles. Thinking she "deserves" anything is reddit-coded behavior.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

I’m trying to transcribe the lyrics to “my mom Lora” because cobra drops deep lore about his mom in there and I don’t want people to miss out on it because the song is nails on a chalkboard. I’m gonna take one for the team and try to decipher it and post it here

His audio mixing is too ava grande for most people.

 

[Stornoway]

So there's this other, far smaller retard on YouTube I've been watching who was kicked out of his house and is living in a literal camper van in a trailer park. He pays like $300 for "rent" as far as the physical spot the vehicle is parked in, and whatever incidentals for bills.

Who is this other 'tard? Sounds interesting.

 

[anliteralidiot]

she's not drooling-and-shitting retarded, more unstable-and-paranoid retarded

so that's why he likes NAL...
speaking of, she's been doing her little painting stencils...

She bitches at every step of the process, and it's kinda funny, as an art person. I'm surprised the paint didn't dry on the brush with how long it took between dips.

 

[Slim Boglim]

Alright, here we go. The video or "song" I tried to decipher for reference. I'm not wasting time properly formatting and punctuating this bullshit. I won't give it all away but some things you can look forward to; details of alleged abuse, a story involving cops which implies the cops at the station recognize the family from previous incidents, details about the shared custody, name drops an uncle on his mom's side (though it's hard to pick out if this youtuber alleged to be his mother has a brother with a closely sounding name that's more confirmation) and graphic descriptions of what he'd like to do to her that'd make a splatterpunk author blush

Spoiler: My Mom Lora lyrics

"I've been so sick of you(?)
Where have you been?!
When I [indecipherible]
Where were you [indecipherible]
But you weren't exactly a [indecipherible] you flew out of the(?) [indecipherible]

Last time I saw you we went and ate at a restaurant.
You were but a stranger to me I don't even know you anymore
it may say your name on my birth certificate
you were my mom you gave birth- pushed me out of your cunt but I fucking hate you walkin out on me I hate this bullshit [indecipherible]

you're not my mom to me anymore I fucking hate you [indecipherible]
you're just a big fuckin mistake now fuckin kill yourself I hate you mom
my mom Lora
hope you go kill yourself and you get to hell Satan rapes you in every hole and makes you bleed from your eyes

it was no surprise to find how much how much I fuckin hate you
walkin out on me when I was three it's so easy to see
you psychotic cunt I fuckin hate you go burn in hell and die
you rot in the asylum hope some guard rapes you in a straight jacket [indecipherible] I fuckin hate you
my mom Lora

[indecipherible]- memories
like the time I was at Christmas at my aunt Shannon's I was only 3 or 4 I just opened up a basketball for a Christmas present I was having so much fun [indecipherible] family
you called the cops on my dad saying he did some crazy stupid shit we had to cut our trip short and came back to [indecipherible] (sounds like 'my own city'?)

blaming my dad for shit he didn't do trips cut short I wonder what the hell's going on the cops in the station say "Ok Mr.(Mrs.?) Saunders what'd you do this time"(barely decipherable it's from 2:52 if you wanna try your hand figuring out what it is)

Look at now look at me blowing up and [indecipherible] fucking rhyme
fuckin hate you die die die die!

in the restaurant barely even talked you're like a stranger to me I don't even know you anymore
you don't wanna contact me anymore then fuck you I'm done with you sick your mind is rotting under insanity you should because you deserve it deserve it! deserve it!

(guitar """"solo"""")

look at me now a famous musician don't you come around trying to look for me that's bullshit if you wanted to really know me... better you woulda came around when I wasn't famous [indecipherible] DIEEE

I wish murder was legal for one day I'd find you and fucking kill you
dismember your bowels, strangle you with your own goddamn intestines, shove the shit down your throat, cut your fucking head off
take a chainsaw and dismember you to pieces like you left my soul Jesus I fucking hate you

then I'd be at your funeral nobody would know it was me-hee-hee-hee (inexplicable Michael Jackson impression?)
I'd defecate in your coffin and piss in your mouth
I fucking hate you you worthless cunt

You're not my mom anymore you worthless piece of shit fucking hate you
you hear this song and think "God! This kid's got issues!" yeah you're fucking right I got issues

Like I remember when I was a little bitty boy choking you threw me against the wall and smacked me and said it was my fault I was choking well fuck you!
I've grown up and I've blown up

You brother, uncle [indecipherible] (Could be Rod? Rodge? Rodger? From 6:00 if you wanna try) seems like a reasonable guy [indecipherible]
I fuckin hate you Lora stay out of my life or I'll stick you with a knife HAHA!

(Danny Filth screech)

(Weird moaning)

(weak ass Danny Filth screech)

[indecipherible] when I was 5 or 6 throw me against the wall

fuck the court system when I was little I hated going to see you mom always crying saying "No!" and begging my dad not to take me
because of the court of law you had custoDIE!
[indecipherible]

divorced [indecipherible] what the fuck is wrong with youuuuuu (screech)

[indecipherible]-douchebag I don't know where you're at I don't fucking care anymore die DIE DIE

cut your bodies in pieces. I cut you with a chainsaw
sawed-off side by side short barrel shotgun checked it now it's legal registration with a 12 gauge side-by-side buckshot shell short barrel 10-inch barrel pistol grip pins [indecipherible]
I shove the barrel down your throat and blow you head off

[indecipherible] feel like I'm going insane but I got control of my emotions but sometimes, sometimes I don't I fuckin hate you

go to hell and get raped by satan
you're screaming in pain and misery but he don't care he's laughing like the rest of me HAA HAA FUCK YOUU!
as you're bleeding from your eyes crying tears and you cry
Why so surprise Lora you're not my mom anymore fucking hate you

Look at me I'm just like Eminem; I'm white, I'm a smartass, and I got issues with my mom HA-HA (Sean laugh) what the fuck!

die Lora die you're not my mom anymore
fucking hate you you're not my mom anymore
you should go and kill yourself die! die! die!

(Danny Filth screech)

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

One night, an ominous sound echoes through the trailer park. The engine starting.

Black and green smoke coming out of the tail pipe.

 

[Grift Garrison]

She’s mentally disabled. She wasn’t equipped nor supported with having a special needs child. On top of that she was scared of Clint.
We don’t know the whole story, we only know Clint’s side which could be fabricated. We shouldn’t judge before hearing all sides.

As someone with a garbage mother and as a father who knows how much shit the American court system lets women get away with (especially in family court) I know that if she wasn’t in Cobes life it was 100% by choice. Clint is an idiot but he’s not out here raping pant shitting retards who have no responsibility of their decisions.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

As someone with a garbage mother and as a father who knows how much shit the American court system lets women get away with (especially in family court) I know that if she wasn’t in Cobes life it was 100% by choice. Clint is an idiot but he’s not out here raping pant shitting retards who have no responsibility of their decisions.

It was said on the subreddit that Clint was the one who got custody of Josh. No idea if it's true or not but lord knows she must have been one unfit mother if this is what happened.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

As someone with a garbage mother and as a father who knows how much shit the American court system lets women get away with (especially in family court) I know that if she wasn’t in Cobes life it was 100% by choice. Clint is an idiot but he’s not out here raping pant shitting retards who have no responsibility of their decisions.

Mentally disabled isn't the same as retarded though. Terry Davis was a genius but mentally disabled due to his schizophrenia. Suggesting freezing cans is retarded.

 

[Drumstick]

Black and green smoke coming out of the tail pipe.

The ember of a cigarette glowing behind the steering wheel, a dank drink combo in the cup holder.

 

[Slim Boglim]

It was said on the subreddit that Clint was the one who got custody of Josh. No idea if it's true or not but lord knows she must have been one unfit mother if this is what happened.

The interesting thing is according to “My mom Lora” his mom apparently had custody of him to some degree for some time since he talks about having to go see her and how he’d beg Clint not to take him to her. Maybe split custody and she got him on weekends or some shit

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

The interesting thing is according to “My mom Lora” his mom apparently had custody of him to some degree for some time since he talks about having to go see her and how he’d beg Clint not to take him to her. Maybe split custody and she got him on weekends or some shit

Found a civil case in North Dakota:

Appears to be related to something divorce-related, I'll see what else I can find.

EDIT: It's a change of custody hearing, definitely important.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

The interesting thing is according to “My mom Lora” his mom apparently had custody of him to some degree for some time since he talks about having to go see her and how he’d beg Clint not to take him to her. Maybe split custody and she got him on weekends or some shit

Maybe they had split custody at some point before things went wrong.

 

[Slim Boglim]

Found a civil case in North Dakota:
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Appears to be related to something divorce-related, I'll see what else I can find.

EDIT: It's a change of custody hearing, definitely important.

1999 would put Joshie at 5 years old edit: Disregard that I’m a retard that forgot he was born in 1991. The age in which he claims Laura threw him into a wall and smacked him for choking is “5 or 6” so it’s interesting that Clint and his mom were potentially still together when that happened.

Edit responding to the edit: It being a change of custody backs up what he says in the song where he says he would cry and beg for Clint not to make him go stay with her. That his mom had custody for a while to some degree up until, apparently 1999 or sometimes after

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

1999 would put Joshie at 5 years old edit: Disregard that I’m a retard that forgot he was born in 1991. The age in which he claims Laura threw him into a wall and smacked him for choking is “5 or 6” so it’s interesting that Clint and his mom were potentially still together when that happened.

Edit responding to the edit: It being a change of custody backs up what he says in the song where he says he would cry and beg for Clint not to make him go stay with her. That his mom had custody for a while to some degree up until, apparently 1999 or sometimes after

I've seen the Clinterview twice now but forgot if he ever mentioned Laura at all in it. Papa Nips himself hasn't revealed much info about his first marriage.