Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Shinkai]

I think he's just resigned himself of any further involvement. So long as the BOY is out of his hair it doesn't matter what he does as long as it doesn't get in the way of the do-over family. What I'm surprised about is him not spending another $58 so he could spend a cool $666 on it yootoob.

I've spent several years.. being patriotic."
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FUCK THE HATEEEEERS!!!

 

[Tetragrammaton]

Digging, as I do.

This woman has a lot of names:
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Nothing too exciting...

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Let's look a little closer...

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Ladies and Gents, I have discovered the Shon origin story.

The Goodro family origins are a little tangley.

However, I also found this:
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i cannot believe cobes used his magic to turn shon into a puppet forever. must have happened when he was experimenting with his powers.

 

[Andoxico]

Glad we could get this Vietnam vet's thread to 1776 pages. GOBBLESS AMERICA, BROTHER

 

[Warm Lasagna]

Hey we're on page 1776. I LUV AMERICA. OHHHH YAHHH.

Fitting since we’re talking about how he wanted to make his own Liberty Bell.

 

[Slim Boglim]

Are the guys over at the Gfuel offices fans of cobras videos?

 

[Space Police]

Are the guys over at the Gfuel offices fans of cobras videos?

God, this makes me so mad. Literally promoting a porn trope on a mainstream product. GFUEL are sickos, toobz.

 

[Pascal's Wagie]

Hey we're on page 1776. I LUV AMERICA. OHHHH YAHHH.

We've spent years being patriotic, and it's finally paid off.

 

[DirtyPictures]

God, this makes me so mad. Literally promoting a porn trope on a mainstream product. GFUEL are sickos, toobz.

What's the porn trope they're promoting? And porn is mainstream you naive twat. It's a massive industry.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

"I have other priorities that I was previously on aware of"

I know you're a sped, but come on.

You're couch surfing until you Clint can find your next domicile, BOY!

 

[Slim Boglim]

God, this makes me so mad. Literally promoting a porn trope on a mainstream product. GFUEL are sickos, toobz.

To be fair calling Gfuel a mainstream product is a stretch I’m pretty sure it’s still really niche. If you think that’s bad you should check out their main competitors Gamersupps which have “Waifu cups” which feature limited edition scantily clad anime girls

And irony-steeped flavors such as;
Lean

Anime Girl Thigh

And uh… Titty Milk

Edit: Come to think of it the farms should enter the market and keep up with Lolcowsupps
Let me get such invigorating energy drink flavors like Chris Chan’s Cake Farts and Chris Chan’s Orange & Cream Dreamsicle

 

[anliteralidiot]

I think I need to bring up the sides of the goatee, but that's no skin off my shoes. I think I also need to widen the glasses...and that is a different problem.

 

[Shinkai]

To be fair calling Gfuel a mainstream product is a stretch I’m pretty sure it’s still really niche. If you think that’s bad you should check out their main competitors Gamersupps which have “Waifu cups” which feature limited edition scantily clad anime girls
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And irony-steeped flavors such as;
Lean
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Anime Girl Thigh
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And uh… Titty Milk
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Edit: Come to think of it the farms should enter the market and keep up with Lolcowsupps
Let me get such invigorating energy drink flavors like Chris Chan’s Cake Farts and Chris Chan’s Orange & Cream Dreamsicle

Weird how modern internet feels a lot more degernate when it's influxed with normies yet when it was a bastion for the socially awkward it didn't seem nearly as sexually depraved

 

[RollingRock2]

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It looks great but it honestly still has way too much hair
Cobes is totally bald on top except for a few homer simpson strands

 

[Slim Boglim]

Weird how modern internet feels a lot more degernate when it's influxed with normies yet when it was a bastion for the socially awkward it didn't seem nearly as sexually depraved

It’s because they hide behind the veneer of irony. “Oh, I’m only buying hentai shaker cups to drink my energy drink mix called titty milk because it’s funny. It’s a bit, you see, a joke, a little tongue in cheek humor.”

 

[Smegward]

Weird how modern internet feels a lot more degernate when it's influxed with normies yet when it was a bastion for the socially awkward it didn't seem nearly as sexually depraved

that stuff was on small forums instead of twitter or some shit

 

[Mr. Manchester]

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Definitely right about the goatee and the hair needs to be thinned out, but you made the Raxx model so I faith in your abilities.

Coming along nicely, yeeeeessss.

 

[anliteralidiot]

It’s because they hide behind the veneer of irony. “Oh, I’m only buying hentai shaker cups to drink my energy drink mix called titty milk because it’s funny. It’s a bit, you see, a joke, a little tongue in cheek humor.”

To be fair: it's white colored. Calling it titty juice is funny, and less awkward that calling it gamer cum.

Plus this is from GamerSupps. G-Fuel is more PG (what with the Sonic the Hedgehog and other partnerships), but GamerSupps leans hard into being for gamers. They even have partnerships with streamers, with custom flavors for them.
guacamole gamer fart 9000 was pretty good, I got a free sample

what flavor would Cobes' be? peanut butter cup and nacho cheese?

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

Cobes' gamer supps flavor would have to be peach habanero just for the lols. It's a sipping drink.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

what flavor would Cobes' be? peanut butter cup and nacho cheese?

 

[anliteralidiot]

would the same apply if he had his own Dairy Queen Blizzard flavor?