Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[anliteralidiot]

I always just thought Shon was his autistic/regarded way of spelling it, since it's so literal...

 

[Slim Boglim]

I really hope Cobes actually does something soon

Same here at this rate we’ll run out of nonsense to talk about and then boom next thing you know it’s all “should cobra be in a group home?” “Is cobra a bad person?” “Is Clint a bad father?”

 

[中华人民共和国的政治]

Same here at this rate we’ll run out of nonsense to talk about and then boom next thing you know it’s all “should cobra be in a group home?” “Is cobra a bad person?” “Is Clint a bad father?”

Why didn't Clint just pulp him and drop him off outside the orphanage? Why doesn't he do that now? Is he stupid???

 

[Slim Boglim]

HOLD UP! HOOLLLLLLDDDD UP!
THE KING HAS SPOKEN

Better not be fucking wasted posting about cheese on fb, BOY!

 

[Sog Dog]

HOLD UP! HOOLLLLLLDDDD UP!
THE KING HAS SPOKEN
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Better not be fucking wasted posting about cheese on fb, BOY!

Better not be turning your back on Lukraine, BOY

 

[Freedom Fighter]

Same here at this rate we’ll run out of nonsense to talk about and then boom next thing you know it’s all “should cobra be in a group home?” “Is cobra a bad person?” “Is Clint a bad father?”

But the real question is, should Clint be in Jessica's home?

 

[Captain Ahab]

$600 may be a lot, but he’s gonna spend that money on booze, food hacks, and overpriced deliveries that he won’t even enjoy.

It’s not like he’s gonna put that money in his 401k.

 

[bonified retard]

Didn't Cobra mention a deadbeat uncle at some point that was supposed to get him a 52 Ford pickup, and Is THIS that uncle?

Pretty sure that's uncle Don, not uncle Shon.

Edit: time stamp is being wonky

 

[ㅤㅤㅤ]

You missed the part where he almost bought a $600 custom engraved railroad bell but couldn't due to an expense he wasn't aware of. Just some classic financial boglimry.

ok admittedly that was pretty kino and should not be overlooked but nonetheless the content drought autism is out of control and I'M SICK OF IIIIIIIT

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

ok admittedly that was pretty kino and should not be overlooked but nonetheless the content drought autism is out of control and I'M SICK OF IIIIIIIT

Patience, trole. You'll get what you want.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

I never get tired of watching him turn purple in the budweiser challenge
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*challange

The brown chair era was really the chrysalis stage for the future boglim. Forgot the repeated, dinosaur-like grunts at the end.

 

[Big Nasty]

This song is so Cobes it hurts

 

[Quincy Mcdaniels]

This song is so Cobes it hurts

Did a gothic cowboy from hell sing this song?

 

[Slim Boglim]

This song is so Cobes it hurts

This song is so Clint it hurts

 

[Quincy Mcdaniels]

This song is so Clint it hurts

https://youtu.be/FEKBHg16ec4?si=KycUNK-UMTOf-bx5

This works disturbingly well. Make sure you mute the first vid! EDIT: start my vid at 30 seconds.

https://www.youtubemultiplier.com/6639cf6120c45-clunt-sandeaux-danceoff-pants-auf.php

I tried to mash it up, but it won't work. Especially not at 252am.

Edit: I'll try to mash them properly in a day or two. I can't guarantee it'll be good. I'm very lazy.

 

[Big Nasty]

*challange

The brown chair era was really the chrysalis stage for the future boglim. Forgot the repeated, dinosaur-like grunts at the end.

"You can't tell me that's not bad as fuck ass!"

 

[Retreaded Tire]

Does anyone have the link to the cobes rap where he says "I'm confident in my body. Cause I know I'm a fuckin goth hottie". Miss the boys freestyling lately.

It was either titled chillin or video responce

I don't know the origin of my fave Cobra freestyle, it's the opening for the channel lolcowcobra. He says something like "you's a wank ass transitional cracka" and I often find myself wondering what the fuck a transitional cracker is. A trooned out Ritz?

 

[Fart Cactus]

Since the Subreddit was nuked I figured I’d share a few Cobra-related designs I toyed with a while back for fun. Long time lurker and Cobrologist, never posted or signed up until now because lazy.

The regard truly is a muse in the weirdest way. Trying to come up with ideas for a King & Queen cobra graphic.

 

[Rotogravure]

THIS IS BLOWING MY FUCKING MIND. Any chance you could elaborate on this find? I'm full of questions. Are the Laura and Shon pics both from the same yearbook? I'm assuming Shon is Laura's brother? Didn't Cobra mention a deadbeat uncle at some point that was supposed to get him a 52 Ford pickup, and Is THIS that uncle? How much of an impression did Shon make on Cobra to have a dummy be named after him? This CAN'T be purely coincedence, right?

Yes, they are from the same 1990 Wheatland yearbook, Shon (April 3, 1970) is older than Laura/Laurel (Feb 3, 1971) so its likely he was held back, Also his middle name is Darwin,

EDIT: Unless Wheatland is so small they just do things alphabetically, or Laura skipped grades. Shon appears to have graduated in 1990.

 

[UncommonParlence]

Yes, they are from the same 1990 Wheatland yearbook, Shon (April 3, 1970) is older than Laura/Laurel (Feb 3, 1971) so its likely he was held back, Also his middle name is Darwin,

EDIT: Unless Wheatland is so small they just do things alphabetically, or Laura skipped grades. Shon appears to have graduated in 1990.
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Since the article listing Clinton Saunders and LAUREL Goodro has been found I'm even more confused about Laurel on youtube not claiming our Josh.

Harassment or not I can't imagine a scenario where my mom would deny my existence. It's so weird. It fucking has to be her.

I wish someone would publicly ask her if she graduated from Wheatland.

But to be honest what I really want is for her to just be left alone. That's what Cobra would want. I'm fucking curious though.

Too bad she's not a clout demon thirsty for recognition. I wonder if weens are still bothering her?