Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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You know, so all of his love of Ozzy, I think I only heard him play paranoid intro (badly) and I think he tried crazy train by couldnt get even a sloppy full run going. In fact, he always mentions the singles, none of the other stuff. I bet that shite bag has his best Ozzy album as "Greatest Hits" or something.

Even Cradle of Filth all he mentions are Ghost in the Bog and Bogphetamine, 2 of the big singles from them.

He is such a fucking poser goth, that weirdo from wales/newcastle/parts unknown was right all along.
He talks about the gay b sides and newer shit that nobody cares about WAY more than the "greatest hits". I wouldnt even know songs like suicide solution, the beegees cover, the song with miss piggy, etc if it wasn't for him bringing them up.
 
Do you not see his gothic hat and badass gothic tattoos? He rules your life trole
You forgot to mention his balding head. Or his sharpie eye liner. Or dog collar that I think is gone for good now. Or that weed fedora that was too small for his head and he was in real pain trying to squeeze it onto his head.

He really needs to end our dry spell and get back to the streaming. Him down, Bossman down, its a full on dryspell for kiwilosers.
 
I bet that shite bag has his best Ozzy album as "Greatest Hits" or something.

Even Cradle of Filth all he mentions are Ghost in the Bog and Bogphetamine, 2 of the big singles from them.

He is such a fucking poser goth, that weirdo from wales/newcastle/parts unknown was right all along.
BETTER NOT BE GETTING UPSET OVER A RETARDED GOTH MAN BEING A POSER, BOY!
 
You know, so all of his love of Ozzy, I think I only heard him play paranoid intro (badly) and I think he tried crazy train by couldnt get even a sloppy full run going. In fact, he always mentions the singles, none of the other stuff. I bet that shite bag has his best Ozzy album as "Greatest Hits" or something.

Even Cradle of Filth all he mentions are Ghost in the Bog and Bogphetamine, 2 of the big singles from them.

He is such a fucking poser goth, that weirdo from wales/newcastle/parts unknown was right all along.
Ozzy burned through most of his genius in Black Sabbath. His solo career was mostly a neon drug buffet of arena rock and a launch pad for a couple solid guitar players. I wouldn't be surprised to learn that every double wide trailer sold in the mid-late 80s came with a free Blizzard of Ozz tape.
 
Ozzy burned through most of his genius in Black Sabbath. His solo career was mostly a neon drug buffet of arena rock and a launch pad for a couple solid guitar players. I wouldn't be surprised to learn that every double wide trailer sold in the mid-late 80s came with a free Blizzard of Ozz tape.
Oh for sure. For all the shit Sharon gets, she did seem to have an eye for great guitar players and some truly great riff masters. Still, fuck the harpie goblin, even if she is "his Queen".
 
I’m genuinely worried about Ozzy dying and the impact it’ll have on Josh. Warlord once drunkenly slurred “fuck Ozzy” and Cobes beat the shit out of him for it and spent the rest of the night seething and literally crying over it. All because his friend said “Fuck Ozzy” imagine how he’ll react when he dies
 
I’m no Einstein but doesn’t the fact he waited for her eighteenth birthday which makes her legal of-age proof instead of wanting to fuck her at 15 or 16 make him literally not a chomo, dipshit?
Reddit: Josh is a pedophile despite there being no proof!
Also Reddit: Trans people aren't pedophiles despite there being tons of proof!
 
BREAKING NEWS

Someone sent a glitter bomb to Nathan Suojanen, the guy who had the terrible panel the other night

Nate is currently raging about it and drinking heavily


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Whats with the fucking degenerates and streaming on the fucking toilet. A faster way to kill them all would take to goddamn long.

“Whoever ordered that glitter bomb is sure doing some time” Yeah, man, I’m sure the FBI are on a manhunt and they’re hot on their heels
 
I’m genuinely worried about Ozzy dying and the impact it’ll have on Josh. Warlord once drunkenly slurred “fuck Ozzy” and Cobes beat the shit out of him for it and spent the rest of the night seething and literally crying over it. All because his friend said “Fuck Ozzy” imagine how he’ll react when he dies
Warlord was already on thin ice too after he was fighting homefelon Ian and calling him a sicko. My favorite part of that whole situation was when Josh was in discord and he started to sound like Marge Simpson crying about a subway sandwich a hobo ate. “ONE OF MY FANS SENT ME A SUBWAY SANDWICH… AND I LET THE FUCKER EEAT IT!!”
 
Warlord was already on thin ice too after he was fighting homefelon Ian and calling him a sicko. My favorite part of that whole situation was when Josh was in discord and he started to sound like Marge Simpson crying about a subway sandwich a hobo ate. “ONE OF MY FANS SENT ME A SUBWAY SANDWICH… AND I LET THE FUCKER EEAT IT!!”
And you have some feelings for some friends. Who don't share the same feelings as you.

...what???

🤠Did I stutter?

Classic
 
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I am going to state this simply because I have been absent from the Internet forums for the past 2-10 years, with the exception of a few niche hobbyist forums, it feels great to be back. Also not a reddit degenerate, am myself platform agnostic and a degenerate of my own regard. Just came to this form to say cobra lives rent free in my head and i hope we get new content soon. please give me my pink triangle if this post warrants it. uWu
 
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Warlord was already on thin ice too after he was fighting homefelon Ian and calling him a sicko. My favorite part of that whole situation was when Josh was in discord and he started to sound like Marge Simpson crying about a subway sandwich a hobo ate. “ONE OF MY FANS SENT ME A SUBWAY SANDWICH… AND I LET THE FUCKER EEAT IT!!”
I feel sad for him about it now, but at the time it delighted me to no end how much it hurt him to watch a homeless man eat a sauce sandwich a troll sent.

Time put just how sad that whole event was into perspective. Jord really does attach himself to objects that have zero value.
 
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