Probably, though I'd rather not think of the mechanics that go into her sucking off a bog hog....
Do you think her jowls did that weird thing she does when she sucked his dick?
Her chin/jowl muscles have a weird fluttering movement when she drinks from a can. Like she's nursing the can, literally nursing the bottle.
I actually bought some merch from Exhumed (not a sponsor) not too long ago. I was surprised at how high quality it was. The shirts were really soft and the prints were really well done.
And if you want "unlicensed" Cobes merch and you don't care too much about the quality, there's always Redbubble.
This content dry spell has made this thread go insane and I'M SICK OF ITTTT!
We just have to wait patiently dood. He will be back soon to show us his new YouTube room which he is allowed to smoke in.
Between Jessica berating him every night, and the soul-crushing gothic despair of being back home, I dont think he has the mental fortitude or energy to deal with Clint chastising him; let alone Tannis and whomever else might be there "encouraging" him to stfu and keep quiet for awhile.
"Waddup toobz. I took a much I TOOK A MUCH NEEDED BREAK from making videos and cut down on my drinking. Honestly youtoob alcohol was a WANT and not a need
It's not hard to create things based on Cobes and the things he's done or said. I think someone mentioned the idea of a Cobes chia pet earlier in the thread. I had that idea cross my mind when Cobes messed up his devil's lock and had to go bald. His hair never grew back the same. Other things like his Cobra Craft Wands logo having a wonky eye, etc. There's that Gothic of Age Girlfriend song that got made. Lots of inspiration can come from the most unassuming places.
Cobes is the safe lolcow. Compared to the others heās downright wholesome, itās also why heās the only lolcow I follow. Heās funny in ways the others arenāt, his antics are unpredictable and so hilarious people joke that theyāre scripted because itās too perfect. It also helps that the consequences of his actions mostly affect him, heās not out here making anybodies life worse aside from his own and Clintās, at least not in any major unforgivable way, it would definitely suck to be his neighbor.
That mountain dew video is one of the best. Make sure to reduce the mountain dew as much as possible, eggs need at least a half hour in the pot to really soak the sugars up
While most lolcows like Chris are only fun to laugh at Cobes is both unintentionally and occasionally intentionally hilarious (although it is very funny to laugh at Cobes). Half of the things that come out of his mouth like āgenetic Mountain Dewā or āI might have been born last night but I wasnāt born yesterdayā are funnier than anything a screenwriter could come up with. I unironically think the old Shon videos like the one with fun size Felicia are hilarious. Especially since the only way heās seemingly able to look at himself critically is through a ventriloquist dummy. This might be a controversial opinion but after really getting into Cobes the last couple of years I genuinely think he might be the greatest lolcow of all time in terms of content. I think he arguably surpasses Chris in terms of however we would judge which lolcow is the most entertaining.
