Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[ASeabear8952]

A fantastic Methica OP has been created in the PG.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/nakedandlaughing-nal-queen-cobra-jab-jessica-anne-boyle-captlmoose-yahoo-com-missrabbit420.192590/

 

[Shinkai]

A fantastic Methica OP has been created in the PG.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/nakedandlaughing-nal-queen-cobra-jab-jessica-anne-boyle-captlmoose-yahoo-com-missrabbit420.192590/

Hopefully this funnels all the non Josh related updates about her away from this thread a bit

 

[Quintus]

Cobra is able to use a piece of dangerous machinery to make his wands. Cobra could easily make a good living this way and chooses not to. There isn't an argument on if Cobra can/can't work because he's proven capable of making products people will buy with huge profit margins. Cobra chooses not to run his own business which would shield him from all the trolls trying to get him fired. He could spend a few hours a week making wands and putting them on Etsy and make a living wage but he chooses not to. He's capable of more than people think he is and using industrial power tools proved it.

I don't think he could make enough money just making his crappy wands honestly. I could be wrong, but even if he could he's got other issues. The last video I saw of him trying to sell wands, he was charging too much and forgetting to send out the finished products. I don't disagree that he should probably try if nothing else to supplement his welfare. What does he even do all day when he's not streaming? Other than drinking I guess. I bet working might be good for him.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

He’s even said that himself when he got his stimulus check. Can’t find the video (probably chillin) but he sits down with a pizza he ordered and smugly says “stimulatin’ that economy”. Say what you will he isn’t saving any money, every cent he gets put into local Casper businesses

Not to mention all the sales and sales tax from the Doordash orders he gets sent. KingCobraJFS is a revenue center for the city of Casper.

 

[Drive-By Comment]

Just realized as I was thinking if jenkem works and how it works, that jenkem kills farmers every now and then... For real. I think that is the same stuff.

Well sort of, but every now and then one falls in to manure tank because they opened the hatch to do something and did not let gasses air out at all or put their head in there to see how full it is or something stupid and got knocked out like by knockout gas and fell into the tank.

The more you know.

 

[Ashwar]

How is it not a rental though? he said he could not smoke but in only 1 room in the modular clocktower?

 

[Umaibae]

Jord loves putting things in the trash. He could absolutely be a trash boy for some store or restaurant.

 

[Bogliacci]

How is it not a rental though? he said he could not smoke but in only 1 room in the modular clocktower?

Because Clint told him where he can and can't smoke because Clint is the one who bought it.

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

Because Clint told him where he can and can't smoke because Clint is the one who bought it.

Clint rules his pathetic life

 

['Ole Dente]

There are a lot of mentally disabled people working in janitorial positions so I wouldn't be too concerned about that by itself, but I would be concerned about him trying to huff or get high off cleaning chemicals and poisoning his damn self as a result. Or showing up drunk.

Nevermind that he's even capable of holding down a job, I don't think he'd ever consider getting one if he was capable. To Josh, his life is basically perfect, he does whatever he wants whenever he wants and the consequences are negligible if not non-existent. There's no incentive for him to get a job because he makes enough money from donations to buy his party favors, his food is purchased by his mother and his rent is paid by his tugboat.* Anything that would require saving, any goals in the future? He thinks he can "manifest" them and that it'll only take time and magical powers to make happen. He wouldn't put earnest effort towards it anyways at a minimum wage job because he thinks it's entirely beneath him to work, he's a celebrity. He's also lazy as all piss and will take the path of least resistance every time.

There's a whole dissertation you could write on why he's capable of working and why he wouldn't anyway. He's an interesting bloke.

*This is assuming he even pays rent. He can't own the trailer, it would effect his SSDI payments. Clint probably owns it so there's even more incentive to never work, he now keeps the majority of his SSDI payments.

 

[Bogliacci]

Clint rules his pathetic life

At this point Clint is the boys landlord, its basically an expanded green basement. He's lucky he's allowed to smoke inside at all tbh

The morbid pessimist in me says that Clint doesn't want him stinking up the trailer TOO BAD and contain it to a single room, for the inevitable day that Cobes dies before Clint and Clint has to take care of the trailer.

 

[Slim Boglim]

At this point Clint is the boys landlord, its basically an expanded green basement. He's lucky he's allowed to smoke inside at all tbh

The morbid pessimist in me says that Clint doesn't want him stinking up the trailer TOO BAD and contain it to a single room, for the inevitable day that Cobes dies before Clint and Clint has to take care of the trailer.

None of my favorite YouTube regards are gonna die for a long time

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Clint rules his pathetic life

I guess that means Josh is a troll of Clint.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

I guess that means Josh is a troll of Clint.

Clint is also Josh's second biggest troll.

 

[UncommonParlence]

If he addressed those other issues you mentioned he could easily be a janitor or some other manual labor position that doesn't involve dealing with customers. Working as a janny is really not a bad deal, it can be hard work but it's predictable. You'll get more opportunities to smoke during the day if it involves outside work too.

10:58 and on. I really don't know what Clint is thinking letting him own power tools and (formerly) a blowtorch but I guess there's nothing he can really do.

Are you, I digress, kidding me? He had a funnel the whole fucking time?! Why did he spill any? Boglim's razor, I know I know.

My favorite line "I digress because I got a little piece of fruit in there".

Chimpanzees could do a better job. Maybe he does need a raven... to advise him on meed related tasks.

If he gets bogtulism it'll be from reusing that foul balloon. Why doesn't he stick the airlock in that hole he drilled? Don't say it... boglim's razor. Prolly smoked refrys out of it and broke it.

 

[Retreaded Tire]

I could see Cobra getting a job at a local Walmart, but he’d have to really work on showing up on time and his hygiene. If he can’t do those two things, any job he does get won’t last long.

My local Walmart had a door greeter that reminded a lot of the BOY. Heard he got fired for being shit faced, carrying around a fifth of Bukoff. But I digress. My point is that this dude smelled terrible, so the hygiene maybe not such a high hurdle for Walmart.

 

[biggacracka]

There are a lot of mentally disabled people working in janitorial positions so I wouldn't be too concerned about that by itself, but I would be concerned about him trying to huff or get high off cleaning chemicals and poisoning his damn self as a result. Or showing up drunk.

If cobes became a janny, he'd just be a goth version of Charlie from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

 

[AnOminous]

My local Walmart had a door greeter that reminded a lot of the BOY. Heard he got fired for being shit faced, carrying around a fifth of Bukoff. But I digress. My point is that this dude smelled terrible, so the hygiene maybe not such a high hurdle for Walmart.

That's sort of their charity job. In normal places you often have some sweet little old lady or a guy in a wheelchair. In Casper, apparently, you get duster huffing freaks and drunks. It's pretty hard not to qualify for that or get fired from it if you at least show up and don't fall over or vomit on customers.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

If cobes became a janny, he'd just be a goth version of Charlie from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

I would love to see facebook photo updates of Cobes walking around some school or office pushing a mop bucket with a wand in his dungarees. However, Cobes would never make it as a janny. It's actual hard work, and hasn't anyone ever watched him "clean" before? The rag he uses to wipe down his counter looks like someone wiped an elephant's arse with it first. The whole "he can use the lathe" argument is kind of moot, he broke it almost immiedately and used it wrong and extremely dangerously every single time, even after having someone literally hold his hand and show him how. Sure, he was able to turn it on, but actually being able to manipulate it and use it he possessed less skills than a chimp. I do however agree he is lazy, why make wands all day when people give you money for free. Why make them for 25 bucks a pop while you can just make 2-3 and sell them instantly for several hundred dollars to people more retarded than you when you need booze bucks.

Besides his hygiene, and tardiness, he's actually retarded, he cannot operate a fucking can opener. He can't even put iced tea into a container labeled 'iced tea'. The only job I could realistically see cobes doing now is collecting shopping trollies, or sweeping cigarette butts. Even those are a long shot because I can easily see him banging into people's cars or yelling at his phone in public. I do believe that if he was taught some basic skills and even a little work ethic instead of being sent out of the home 2 years after being diagnosed an actual retard to hang out with dumpster bums and get blasted unsupervised he would have been a functioning retard like you see at your local shop.

 

[Nana Feeder 9k]

Nevermind that he's even capable of holding down a job, I don't think he'd ever consider getting one if he was capable. To Josh, his life is basically perfect, he does whatever he wants whenever he wants and the consequences are negligible if not non-existent. There's no incentive for him to get a job because he makes enough money from donations to buy his party favors, his food is purchased by his mother and his rent is paid by his tugboat.* Anything that would require saving, any goals in the future? He thinks he can "manifest" them and that it'll only take time and magical powers to make happen. He wouldn't put earnest effort towards it anyways at a minimum wage job because he thinks it's entirely beneath him to work, he's a celebrity. He's also lazy as all piss and will take the path of least resistance every time.

There's a whole dissertation you could write on why he's capable of working and why he wouldn't anyway. He's an interesting bloke.

*This is assuming he even pays rent. He can't own the trailer, it would effect his SSDI payments. Clint probably owns it so there's even more incentive to never work, he now keeps the majority of his SSDI payments.

I would love to see facebook photo updates of Cobes walking around some school or office pushing a mop bucket with a wand in his dungarees. However, Cobes would never make it as a janny. It's actual hard work, and hasn't anyone ever watched him "clean" before? The rag he uses to wipe down his counter looks like someone wiped an elephant's arse with it first. The whole "he can use the lathe" argument is kind of moot, he broke it almost immiedately and used it wrong and extremely dangerously every single time, even after having someone literally hold his hand and show him how. Sure, he was able to turn it on, but actually being able to manipulate it and use it he possessed less skills than a chimp. I do however agree he is lazy, why make wands all day when people give you money for free. Why make them for 25 bucks a pop while you can just make 2-3 and sell them instantly for several hundred dollars to people more retarded than you when you need booze bucks.

Besides his hygiene, and tardiness, he's actually retarded, he cannot operate a fucking can opener. He can't even put iced tea into a container labeled 'iced tea'. The only job I could realistically see cobes doing now is collecting shopping trollies, or sweeping cigarette butts. Even those are a long shot because I can easily see him banging into people's cars or yelling at his phone in public. I do believe that if he was taught some basic skills and even a little work ethic instead of being sent out of the home 2 years after being diagnosed an actual retard to hang out with dumpster bums and get blasted unsupervised he would have been a functioning retard like you see at your local shop.

Remember; he was very proud of his Wendy's job. He would bring it up routinely as a major accomplishment. But also recall that he would always quantify it with "I may not be one of the fastest, but I'm one of the hardest working!"

At his absolute peak, at a job he was so proud of he would brag about it near non-stop, he also pretty much admitted he was noticeably slow at a job specifically created for retards

He couldn't hold a job there. He wasn't a good enough dishwasher. And now his brains have been pickled in paint fumes. The BOY cannot work, anywhere. Aside from the aforementioned "why would he want to", he legitimately has brain damage now. Add that to being so bad a retard-specific careers, and there you go.