Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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He doesn’t look human. He looks like a dude in a rubber Halloween mask. Like some kind of godforsaken animatronic from the 80’s

Edit: He ordered chili cheese fries and of course he can’t just eat fries like a normal person no he has to add individual dipping sauce packed of ranch, habanero, bbq, and mayo to it. What the fuck goes on in his bog brain
 
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I love that he's reviewing these menu items after customizing them to the point that they aren't even recognizable. Imagine if Reviewbrah was like "I'm reviewing a medium pepperoni pizza today!" and then opened the box to reveal a greasy pile of ground beef sitting in a lake of hot sauce?

Then he looks at the food and goes "this is exactly what I was expecting!" before his eyes go in two different directions
 
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Slim Boglim said:
Edit: He ordered chili cheese fries and of course he can’t just eat fries like a normal person no he has to add individual dipping sauce packed of ranch, habanero, bbq, and mayo to it. What the fuck goes on in his bog brain
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Rule #1 with our boy is that he always has to do things his way and his way is always the most retarded way possible.

Why is it retarded, I hear you ask. The answer is very simple my good man; Why not? Life is a garden, you gotta dig it and this man is a tunneler.
 
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Sugriva said:
I love how he has to take a big ol' slurp of each dipping sauce as he piles them on top of the fries. Just wonderful.
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I wasn't expecting him to do it with the mayo, but I'll give him props on following through to the ghost pepper sauce. (I've never had it, but I'm assuming it's actually spicy).
 
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Slim Boglim said:
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He doesn’t look human. He looks like a dude in a rubber Halloween mask. Like some kind of godforsaken animatronic from the 80’s

Edit: He ordered chili cheese fries and of course he can’t just eat fries like a normal person no he has to add individual dipping sauce packed of ranch, habanero, bbq, and mayo to it. What the fuck goes on in his bog brain
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EXTRA CHEESE, EXTRA BACON, ONIONS, JALAPENOS, STUFFED CRUST PIZZA

And they hooked your boy up with an extra third garlic butter sauce packet
 
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Agares said:
That's the skinniest house I've ever seen. Never expected the King to hold court in a longhouse but here we are.
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Zillow says 1,008sqft. Measuring on google maps I get about ~67' in length, and about ~14' wide but that isn't an accurate way to measure. Google says that's about right for a single wide though.
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Shinkai said:
Lives in a trailer
Has a cunt of a woman
Cat sound effect outta nowhere
The boys turning into the postal dude
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As much as I love postal I really hope he doesn't have a cat. All he is going to do is piss it off to the point it becomes spiteful and it will ruin his stuff prob making his tard anger even more pronounced. Also any weening and alogging as a result of it being true will be warranted and then there will be pages of people crying about it on here.
 
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I’m sure it’s probs been brought up before but cobes probably uses so much hot sauce and offensive sauce combinations Becase I’m sure he can’t taste anything else because the tooth decay has robbed him of a lot of his taste
 
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EXTRA CHEESE, EXTRA BACON, ONIONS, JALAPENOS, STUFFED CRUST PIZZA

And they hooked your boy up with an extra third garlic butter sauce packet
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-up. gets pizza What's up? Check thaaat out. Extra cheese, extra bacon, onions, jalapenos, stuffed crust pizza. Got a large stuffed crust pizza with extra cheese, extra bacon, onions, jalapenos, and anchovies. Yes. slurps garlic butter You heard that right folks, extra cheese, extra bacon, anchovies, jalapenos, onions, on a large stuffed crust pizza. slurp Mmm. Got a two liter of Mountain Dew to go with it, the King Cobra special at Papa John's. Large, stuffed crust, extra cheese, extra bacon, jalapenos, anchovies, onions, extra cheese, extra bacon. I asked for two cups of garlic butter but they hooked your boy up with three so I was like "yes." slurp Oof. So I got a large Papa John's pizza; stuffed crust, extra cheese, extra bacon, anchovies, onions, jalapenos. Yes. Look at that, YouTube. You know you want some of that goodness. Large -- large stuffed crust, extra cheese, extra bacon -- shit. Jalapenos, onions, anchovies, on a large stuffed crust, extra cheese, extra bacon, smothered in garlic butter. Let's quit talking about it and qu-- quit talking about it and start being about it, yes. Goddamn pizza fucked me over, hold up. Got the alfredo sauce. The pizza I ordered from... the pizza I ordered from Papa John's is delicious. Alfredo sauce, got a stuffed crust extra large pizza. Extra cheese, extra bacon, jalapenos, onions... anchovies... anchovies, jalapenos, onions, extra bacon, extra cheese, anchovies, like I said... mmm. This is my go-to special at Papa John's. Large stuffed crust pizza with anchovies -- jalapenos, onions, extra bacon. Extra cheese. Extra... extra bestest pizza here. Papa John's epic stuffed crust pizza. A large stuffed crust pizza, anchovies, jalapenos, onions, extra bacon, extra cheese on alfredo sauce. Got an epic stuffed crust pizza. Three cups of garlic butter. The jalapenos, the onions, providing that pop for that cheese. The extra cheese and the bac-- extra bacon. This pizza's delicious. Three cups of garlic butter on top. Two is more than plenty. Yes. slurp, slurp, slurp Garlic white butter alfredo sauce, extra cheese, extra bacon, jalapenos, onions, anchovies, on a large stuffed crust cheese pizza with garlic butter smeared on top, yes. That is delicious. Large stuffed crust pizza, anchovies, jalapenos, onions, extra cheese, extra bacon, garlic butter, jalapenos on top. Oh, that's good. Mm. This stuffed crust pizza, Papa John's. So good. Large stuffed crust extra cheese, extra bacon, jalapenos, anchovies, onions, on a large stuffed crust pizza with extra cheese, and alfredo sauce. Smeared by two to three garlic butter cups on top. And you got the Papa John's Cobra special. So good. I'll be doing a food hack... when... I'm done with this pizza. Which won't be long. Mm. Large stuffed crust pizza... alfredo sauce, extra cheese, extra bacon, jalapenos, onions, anchovies, on that stuffed crust action, smeared in garlic butter. Yes. Mmm. That alfredo sauce on top of the pizza is where it's at. Papa John's, you provided the stuffed crust, you gave me the option to add alfredo sauce, and I took it. A large alfredo sauce stuffed crust pizza, extra cheese, extra bacon, jalapenos, onions, anchovies. Mm. Smeared with three cups of garlic butter, I asked for two but ya'll gave me an extra one, I appreciate that. Oh, that's good. The jalapeno on this pizza... provided a nice spicy bite. Oh, that's good pizza. Large... stuffed crust pizza. Extra cheese, extra bacon, jalapenos, onions, anchovies, alfredo sauce. That is the ultimate... That is the ultimate pizza from Papa John's. About to grab another slice. Fuckin' ridiculous. slurp This pizza... Alfredo sauce on point. Now... Papa John's is not a sponsor, buuuut, for this King Cobra custom... Papa John's pizza... ya'll are fucking dank on this dude, like this... is what I would order from Papa John's again if I was ordering their pizza. Large stuffed crust pizza with alfredo sauce, extra cheese, extra bacon, jalapenos, onions, yes. Extra bacon, extra cheese, jalapenos, onions, stuffed crust cheese. Oh, this is good. Hmm. Large stuffed crust... from... Papa John's. That large stuffed crust gotta have alfredo sauce, bacon... extra bacon, extra cheese, jalapenos, onions. Garlic butter. You're a fan of King Cobra, you gotta try this pizza. If you don't got Papa John's in your area I'm sorry to hear it. Please excuse the house flies. I've had my fuckin' window open all day. This isn't just stuffed crust, this is epic... this is Papa John's epic stuffed crust. Oh my god, YouTube. Large stuffed crust with chicken alfredo sauce. Extra bacon, extra cheese... jalapenos, onions. You've heard me-- you've heard me repeat this several times, buuut the pizza that I ordered from Papa John's is beyond dank. Would I order this exact pizza again, absolutely. Like, that Papa John's pizza is exactly what I would order if I was at their establishment, and I'm happy with the purchase. Eeeyes, to toast off the evening... sound of fly buzzing past microphone cheers. fly buzzes by once again Don't have to have alcohol to have a good time. Although I've got plenty in my fridge, heh heh, yes. Catch you laters, thanks for watching.
 
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