Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

Food hacks are a result of Cobes watching Epic Meal Time. Everything he does is the dish + more to the max.
Winner winner foodhacked to death, fucked up, disgusting, soggy, wet, dripping chicken dinner! Also bacon = masculine, unhealthy = nonconformity

This man has been practically measuring his dick in front of our eyes for years
 
Food hacks are a result of Cobes watching Epic Meal Time. Everything he does is the dish + more to the max.
i remember watching stuff like epic meal time back then and thinking it was the coolest thing ever but eventually it got to this point where it just got old.

cobes never really lost the mindset that made you think stuff like that was cool. to him he is super smart and cool because not only is he eating food he likes he is making it even better by combining it with other foods he likes.
 
Food hacks are a result of Cobes watching Epic Meal Time. Everything he does is the dish + more to the max.
The funny thing is what Cobes does with his cooking videos isn't even considered a "food hack." A food hack is something that would save you time, preparation or money and Josh somehow manages to take hours to cook basic meals while costing ten times more than they should. If anything Epic Meal Time does food porn. I think Josh just calls it a "hack" because it sounds cool and edgy.
 
Just wondering, aren't "food hacks" primarily a ghetto/hood rat thing?
It's usually a term for how to make something tasty really easily without much effort. I don't think even ghetto groids use it to mean "how to turn completely edible food into heinously bad garbage."
 
Path of least resistance dictates that if he observes a small myriad of behaviours and replicates them, he can gain success. That’s all this is, it’s Cobra trying to gain success by almost parrot-like behaving like his favourite faggoty youtube commentators. It takes almost no effort to spit out one-liners regardless of context than it does to actually think and respond so he’s partial to it, and see that’s the thing of it slick, when he was just being himself and telling the world about his day he sounded 300% more intelligent and cogent.

It’s ironical isn’t it toobs, so deliciously ironical
A boglim brain is a Chinese room that takes the path of least resistance every time.
 
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Bidenomics has fucked this country so hard, a cot dang magik juan is 400 fucking dollars :cryblood:
 
"Me and Blair White are more hung than my youtube trolls".

He says things like this completely forgetting that we all know he has a small penis from his cock holster days.
Forget? nay. He knows we have seen he is almost too big.

*count me blessed I have not actually seen too much of that, only censored clips and have had no curiosity to see more.
 
It's usually a term for how to make something tasty really easily without much effort. I don't think even ghetto groids use it to mean "how to turn completely edible food into heinously bad garbage."
Yeah, "McDonalds foodhacks" are totally a ghetto thing though.
 
Just wondering, aren't "food hacks" primarily a ghetto/hood rat thing?
Now that you say that.... it reminds me a lot of American prison culture where they try to make as many combos as possible with whatever they can get from the commissary. Only difference is instead of instant coffee, candy, etc. it's just whatever fast food slop is on Door Dash and Doritos most of the time.
 
Bacon fat AND butter on a $11 USDA-Choice Walmart on-sale steak toobz. Very healthy.

I find it funny that he instantly maxes the heat on the pan to burn the shit out of the butter to make it hit immediate smokepoint. He's probably just too lazy to wait for it to melt and mix with the grease.

He has a yard now doesn't he? Why doesn't he just buy a grill?

He looks a bit uncomfortable with that spatula.
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I guarantee he's gonna pour that grease down his sink. :semperfidelis:

Microwaved-cheese, Canned-gravy, an ENTIRE CONTAINER OF BACON BITS, with grease onions Walmart-Steak everyone:
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