Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[UncommonParlence]

Watching Blair White videos shirtless TMDNWU

This may be the swan song of his channel. He's gone full chud.

Every time in the past when he's broached this subject this directly his channel has been inundated with with hate speech complaints followed by a ban.

The weens are going to LOSE THEIR FUCKING MINDS on this one.

A circle of protection on Cobeson's channel. So mote it be in the witches circle. Fuckin' funny though.

Gone are Clints neolibral platitudes and 3rd wave feminism.

Is Cobra approaching his final form?

Have actual opinions crystallized in the boggy morass of his mind?

Or is it simply that the algorithm is trending right and parrot brain is in parrot mode?

Boglim's razor.

 

[Teeter]

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Has the Ozzy shirt just rotted off or something? If so RIP shirt I guess

 

[Molly Millions]

"Gay pride should be about pride, fuck sickos and protecting children."

Now excuse me while I interview my lamp

Celebrate! This is uncompressed

 

[Grape Garden]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTZn--F7XlQ

Multi gender ideology = rejected

"I'm going to keep my RESPONCE short, sweet and brief and to the point" 45:45
I love how he swirls that peach beer around like its wine or a fine whisky, I saw him do it with cream sodie, gotta enhance the tasting experience by releasing aromas and exposing the drinks many layers of complexity.

 

[BoglimTeacher]

Cobes does believe in aliens. He even claims to have seen a UFO. He also believes in bigfoot. Clandestine government operations probably bore the boy but tell him there's a big monkey man walking around out there and he's on board "Hehe yeeesth, dood I'd smoke a joint with Bigfoot"

Cobes knows Humans were created by aliens

 

[Tetragrammaton]

Doodt, ai David Attenburough bognature channel when? I'm already subbed in my head. This must become a reality. I can already see the the clips of Josh at his most animalistic and chimpy accompanying this now.

This post is already golden but it'd be ALL the skin off my shoes to make this a reality. Lmao. Good shit cobrother or cobesister. Good shite.

just imagine the fights between cobes and NAL narrated like this as well. "the female bog-hag screams to assert her dominance while the boglim stares confused and slightly bothered" "the bog-hag now lets out a frightening shriek letting all boglims in the area know its time to mate"

 

[biggacracka]

I love how he swirls that peach beer around like its wine or a fine whisky

I think he mostly/purely does it by imitation, but either unconsciously or by pure chance, it also warms it up and remove the fizz, making it easier on his teeth and autistic mouth feel

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

Learning stories from our Wiki I had never heard about before https://kingcobrawiki.org/sagas:the_job_corps_saga
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Whoever is writing these articles on the new wiki, thank you. I've had some proper good laughs reading these. Huffing cologne, using the adrenaline to steal a bike, "and with the weather being permittable" Great stuff!

I appreciate the shoutouts, fellas. I've been in a bit of creative burnout with the article-writing as of late but I should have some time to at least get into the Homeboy Scotty era and maybe log a few more of the infamous incidents along the way. Of course as mentioned before, contributions to the forum are a want, not a need.
What I really need is someone with the patience to go through Josh's discography, but I can understand why that might be difficult, given that at least one of his albums is five hours long.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

This trailer era is both nontent and content at the same time somehow. His rants and multi part food hacks are more boring than ever and he won't go live, but they also produce some pretty good short clips and screenshots.

 

[Bogliacci]

This trailer era is both nontent and content at the same time somehow. His rants and multi part food hacks are more boring than ever and he won't go live, but they also produce some pretty good short clips and screenshots.

I wonder if he's totally incompetant now and cant figure out his 2FA anymore to get the code to go live.

 

[Potion_Time]

And this piece I have titled 'Übermensch Awakens'
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I think my favorite thing about this is that it's so poorly photoshopped that Clunt looks like a midget.

 

[bonified retard]

I wonder if he's totally incompetant now and cant figure out his 2FA anymore to get the code to go live.

There's a good chance he was trying to set up 2FA, but applied for the digital verification badge instead. It would explain why he randomly got verified.

 

[3deadniggers]

Have any decent channels appeared copying Cobras food yet?

 

[Your Landlord]

Have any decent channels appeared copying Cobras food yet?

There's CEO of Chairbugs; he's made some food like the snail burrito and a couple meads.

 

[3deadniggers]

There's CEO of Chairbugs; he's made some food like the snail burrito and a couple meads.

Those meads have to be poisonous.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Bitesize is live

 

[bonified retard]

Have any decent channels appeared copying Cobras food yet?

The OG, Should I Series has done a ton of cobra recipes, as well as some other's like dsp and jack scalfani. They even did aunt myrna's party cheese salad.

 

[anliteralidiot]

The OG, Should I Series has done a ton of cobra recipes, as well as some other's like dsp and jack scalfani. They even did aunt myrna's party cheese salad.

his mountain dew and Doritos pizza is legit, it's a good sauce

I also like this guy

 

[gobread]

There's CEO of Chairbugs; he's made some food like the snail burrito and a couple meads.

This guy and TARMAN are some of the most pathetic, unfunny orbiters in the entire Cobraverse. They genuinely seem to be more retarded than Josh.

 

[rexxon_tillerson]

if only tactical soap would come out with a toothpaste and toothbrush we might see our goth bad boy brush his teeth once a year.