Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Shinkai]

You KNOW he only shared this cause he read it and could not let it slide, he is compelled to prove them wrong. He’s such an easy mark lmao. “Better not share that and stand firm in it, BOY” also wouldn’t having the mark of the beast in him be a good thing by his logic?
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I forgot to include the image GAWDAMNIIIIIITTTTT I HATE BEING CLUMSY!
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He's the funniest supposed "Satan Dark Lord Worshipper" when he also believes he met Jesus face to face in the church and always talks with Protestant-esque knowledge on Theology

 

[Molly Millions]

Another solo drinking game video



Better not use your Playstation BOY

 

[Hennimore]

Only Josh could take something like spinning a coin into a lighter and turn it into a two part twenty minute tutorial where he explains the most mundane aspects of an already mundane activity.

Time well spent for sure. Pretty funny that his failure at chugging continues despite it being a fucking Busch Peach Light.

 

[Shinkai]

Another solo drinking game video

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Better not use your Playstation BOY

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Damn I feel like the move isolation is getting to him more. Sure we had a lot of vacant looks and not talking often but he just seems like he's lost any spark atall. Not even any neighbours to come over. No more warlord no darf yet. Hopefully someone atleast comes over and we can get a live

 

[Slim Boglim]

I wonder what Facebook page or YouTuber he saw doing this. Only Josh would play a drinking game by himself so he has an excuse to drink, not that he needs one at this point.

Lmao this hilarious but also is pretty sad. This is some real “bored retirement home resident who has no family or visitors” stuff. Better not get into bingo, BOY!

 

[Cecil Harvey]

Another Cobes parody from Cheyenne Jasmine.

Also found this nugget when clicking onto her TMDWU.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

He's the funniest supposed "Satan Dark Lord Worshipper" when he also believes he met Jesus face to face in the church and always talks with Protestant-esque knowledge on Theology

I was going to say if he's a Goth bad boy who wants to own skygod, wouldn't he want the mark of the beast?

Someone else would have to install it and then he'd have to keep doors closed. It's best not to bother in Casper where AC is necessary like 2 weeks out of the year.

I was checking their weather and it gets really cool at night even on the hottest days. Supercharged continental climate, tradeoff is in the winter you'll get blasted with -40 winds.

 

[3deadniggers]

I was going to say if he's a Goth bad boy who wants to own skygod, wouldn't he want the mark of the beast?


I was checking their weather and it gets really cool at night even on the hottest days. Supercharged continental climate, tradeoff is in the winter you'll get blasted with -40 winds.

Cobes rejects control. Chips are the control method of the NWO

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

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I swear him being friends with Darfliny was a giant mistake. He poisoned cobra's mind with these conspiracy, doomer, 'tard bullshit. He really needs some normal friends, but that will never happen.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Cobes rejects control. Chips are the control method of the NWO

The tricorn hat fits, give me liberty or give me death.

 

[Associate Rick]

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Holy shit, Cobes is Mr Twit.

Cobes and NAL enjoying a romantic dinner TWU.

 

[ibeatmywife]

Why does he have a chess set is he going to teach me the secret boglim gambit

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Spoiler: We haven't seen a cursed camera angle like this in a long time

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never seen someone with smegma on their face FFS

 

[A Wilhelm Scream]

Does Jawshie drink his beer warm? We know he has teeth sensitivity and he has been pulling Busch Light cans (back in season toobz) right from the case in the past few videos.

 

[Umaibae]

Does Jawshie drink his beer warm? We know he has teeth sensitivity and he has been pulling Busch Light cans (back in season toobz) right from the case in the past few videos.

Yes.

 

[grand larsony]

More sunoposting. I copied the entire Wiki's contents into Claude and asked it to write a long ass rock ballad covering Cobra's whole life and it gave me the lyrics for this.
Thanks again to everyone who has contributed to the wiki. Total word count is now 41,900. In single-spaced 12pt Arial, that's 93 pages. Literally enough to fill a book lol and still so much more to cover!

 

[Sugriva]

You KNOW he only shared this cause he read it and could not let it slide, he is compelled to prove them wrong. He’s such an easy mark lmao. “Better not share that and stand firm in it, BOY” also wouldn’t having the mark of the beast in him be a good thing by his logic?
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I forgot to include the image GAWDAMNIIIIIITTTTT I HATE BEING CLUMSY!
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I've got something standing firm, toobz TWU

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Holy shit, Cobes is Mr Twit.

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Well I have my new PFP for next month.

I've got something standing firm, toobz TWU

Better not be all balls no shaft, BOY.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

never seen someone with smegma on their face FFS

He's just saving his own grease for later.

 

[Captain Ahab]

I can’t even begin to imagine how much that place must reek with his sweaty unwashed ass parading around the trailer in those stanky clothes on top of the fermenting jugs and terrible cooking.