Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

Maldron the Assassin said:
The BOY is far too SHY for block parties. Sitting alone in your prefab coffin getting annihilated is MDWU.
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Definitely, when he goes to family events he finds a place outside to hide the entire time and sit alone yelling at his phone. I think if Cobra was here 10 years ago it might've been different.
 
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Blue Miaplacidus said:
Definitely, when he goes to family events he finds a place outside to hide the entire time and sit alone yelling at his phone. I think if Cobra was here 10 years ago it might've been different.
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That was back when they still invited him to family events. After the incident last year, that doesn't seem to happen anymore.
 
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I try not to be a doomer I really do and I still do think if we wait patiently we'll get another golden video or stream but man, in 8 years of following the king this is probably the dullest it's been. Did Clint just straight up threaten him not to stream after he was evicted? Is that it? Did he scare the shit out of him or threaten him?
 
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Sicko Hunter said:
I try not to be a doomer I really do and I still do think if we wait patiently we'll get another golden video or stream but man, in 8 years of following the king this is probably the dullest it's been. Did Clint just straight up threaten him not to stream after he was evicted? Is that it? Did he scare the shit out of him or threaten him?
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I remember during the very first episodes of snake bones, they talked about how boring Josh was and that the only notable video in the past couple of years was fiery fish pizza. That episode was uploaded in early 2019 and little did they know that some of the most iconic and legendary moments of the Cobraverse would occur in the next couple of years. If there’s one thing we should know by now it’s that the Cobraverse is extremely unpredictable.

People are forgetting that Jessica coming into to Josh’s life was the biggest happening since his eviction (although I’d argue that this was far more impactful than the eviction). I just think it’s sort of unfair to complain about a content drought after such a massive development.
 
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Blue Miaplacidus said:
They did just have a big 4th of July block party with fireworks and it seems Cobes got drunk in the AM and sat inside alone the entire time.
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That's so sad. He'd be fun at a block party walking around in his get up and his wand talking about his music and his wand business. Good folk don't always shun weirdos unless they get creepy or threaten other people (or are just plain annoying). I think the rising level of harassment he's got from the alogs over the last couple of years has scared him into being a shut in.
Angry Shoes said:
Why does he have to live in Wyoming? Does Clint want him to stay close so he can wrangle him if he need to?
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The Bog requires a lot of help that we don't see. His step-mom delivers him groceries (which he then combines into his hour long food hacks).
Agamemnon Busmalis said:
Plus, no matter what he does or says he truly is close to and loves his dad, so he wouldn't want to be far from him.
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I think they talk fairly often and I have always wondered if Clint eggs him on a bit with his food reviews and food hacks, so the bog keeps busy and is doing something 'productive'. It's his thing, after all.
Sicko Hunter said:
Did Clint just straight up threaten him not to stream after he was evicted?
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My suspicion is that Clint is completely aware of the insanity that occurred during the two Bog Hag visits, has finally done some investigation to determine what the fuck happened and has come to the conclusion that 1) going live incites serious trouble from a-logs, and b) Bog Hag made that way worse.

It wouldn't surprise me in the slightest that the conditions of 'I'm buying you a trailer' is that he can't go live any more, and he can't have the Bog Hag there any more, or if the Bog Hag is allowed back, that neither can go live, or the next time you're being shipped off to the funny farm (group home), or you're on the streets, bud.
 
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I do think the no going live is Clint fuckery. It's stupid because he's finally at a place where doordash shenanigans aren't really going to bother anyone and we all know DD is a net positive for Cobes at least by his reckoning. (Shit like the fleshman's care package). It really is fucking insane because going live is Cobes ticket to financial independence. Yeah better not go live but sure bud Jessica can come over for a week in August

I don't think it's by Josh's choice. I actually think he's happier making videos now because he can smoke on cam.
 
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Ran-chan said:
Better not go blind, BOY.
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He’s already visually impaired. He has exotropia and his lenses look quite thick if you ever get to see them from the side.

I’m very excited for the possible Jessica visit knowing that Cobes is still at the mercy of the landlord. Clint didn’t buy him property and a trailer to sit on it, and the park looks like it doesn’t have a lot of space in between trailers as well so Jessica’s shrieking is going to disturb the neighbors. Landlords can absolute evict trailer park tenants
 
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If Cobes attempted to make moonshine, he’d go for some abomination like Mountain Dew moonshine (fun fact: mountain dew is slang for moonshine), or try to add Hershey’s chocolate syrup to it. He will never make any normal alcohol (if you can call it that). It’s almost always some sugary abomination that is maybe .005% alcoholic because he won’t let it ferment properly.
 
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