Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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I decided to pop into TheBoglim to see what they've been up to, and found this. Any truth to it? I didn't realize, or even think, there was extended family.
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Came here for a good laugh. Instead? Not that. Damn it cobes. Do something. Jess would be a blessing if anything content and cash for our boi.

I'd still prefer someone more..+ idk. Genuine? Sincere? I think Jess would be sorta loyal, but- ehhhhh.

Cobes could at least get someone sweeter and nicer to him,inshallah.hopefilly.
Somebody kind.
 
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funscape said:
If KFC brings back the double down next the Boglim might just come out of hibernation finally.View attachment 6200397
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I said this before in the thread but I looked up the KFC double down after his loop and I ended up also getting genuinely disappointed that they took it away because it looked tasty. Maybe that’s why Josh has to say “not a sponsor” so much because it his free advertising worked on me.
 
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Xavier Ravenblood said:
Has anyone mentioned this e-slut that wants Cobes' babies? She has like 500 of these shorts:

She's apparently a simp for all the lolcows including Cyrax, etc. Seems like she wants to be a lolcow herself.
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She's still around? She got Raxx to briefly use insta, but she just kinda sucks otherwise. She's totally doing it for attention.
 
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Jobama said:
I said this before in the thread but I looked up the KFC double down after his loop and I ended up also getting genuinely disappointed that they took it away because it looked tasty. Maybe that’s why Josh has to say “not a sponsor” so much because it his free advertising worked on me.
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Was the double down the one that's like a bacon cheeseburger but the bun is two chicken tenders?
 
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Xavier Ravenblood said:
Has anyone mentioned this e-slut that wants Cobes' babies? She has like 500 of these shorts:

She's apparently a simp for all the lolcows including Cyrax, etc. Seems like she wants to be a lolcow herself.
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She convinced Cyrax that they were dating a while ago, she tried to get him to shove pizza up his ass or some kind of nonsense and he wasn’t having it.

Cobra handles things a little differently, he’s notoriously shy around women so he sees this shit and while it fuels his ego he doesn’t actually approach them. He also doesn’t cater to lots of trolling attempts since he’s older than dirt internet wise and he’s seen it all, he doesn’t trust people unless they’re in his apartment.
 
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TheCakeIsALie said:
A lot of the trouble seems to be when cobes goes live. He gets trolled mostly during them. DoorDash deliveries, cops, other types of trolling and an inevitable rage. Maybe Clint said “hey, your antics have caused two evictions so cut it out.”
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Now thanks to them Cobra sits alone in his dead-silent trailer getting blasted on liquor and kratom.

Great job guys.
 
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JambledUpWords said:
I want her to make a sex tape with Cobes, and have it include strawberry swirl cheesecake and chicken Alfredo.
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Which will be eaten after he enjoys her Wendy's Cheesy Baconator pussy

Al Dente Alighieri said:
She convinced Cyrax that they were dating a while ago, she tried to get him to shove pizza up his ass or some kind of nonsense and he wasn’t having it.

Cobra handles things a little differently, he’s notoriously shy around women so he sees this shit and while it fuels his ego he doesn’t actually approach them. He also doesn’t cater to lots of trolling attempts since he’s older than dirt internet wise and he’s seen it all, he doesn’t trust people unless they’re in his apartment.
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The most he would do to acknowledge her "advances" is jerk off
 
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