Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Sicko Hunter]

 

[BlastMonk]

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Are those black dots the bottom of his front teeth? Or are we peering into his maw and its the shadow of his toungue

 

[funscape]

Are those black dots the bottom of his front teeth? Or are we peering into his maw and its the shadow of his toungue

It's his tongue in those frames. Cobes is missing the bottom half of his two front teeth.

 

[mars]

It's his tongue in those frames. Cobes is missing the bottom half of his two front teeth.

I remember when the first one broke a while ago, the second one is new.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

I remember when the first one broke a while ago, the second one is new.

The tooth loss domino effect usually goes this way for alcoholics who don't take care of their teeth.

 

[ZipDisk]

It had a special sauce though

Still can't find a recipe for "colonel sauce". I know it's a mayonnaise base

 

[JambledUpWords]

It's his tongue in those frames. Cobes is missing the bottom half of his two front teeth.

Cobes has a talent for looking like he has meth mouth without doing meth. Also, his teeth are amazingly resilient for all the abuse they’ve been put through. He’s been consistently drinking and eating like crap for over ten years, and only now are some teeth starting to finally break.

 

[ibeatmywife]

FB group basically collectively calling for Josh's death because of this.

 

[DiggieSmalls]

FB group basically collectively calling for Josh's death because of this.

Its pretty fucked to watch that stuff. I get he's autistic and likes snakes, but its still pretty fucked.

 

[ibeatmywife]

Its pretty fucked to watch that stuff. I get he's autistic and likes snakes, but its still pretty fucked.

Saddest part is and most ironic to me is little fella doesn't realize that's his fate once jessica is finished with him.

Also gonna edit just to give an obvious add on. He didn't just watch the video and post about it he commented about liking the sound the bunny made when it died. Thats sicko shit doodt.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

BTW we're 3 months deep into the same shirt, is this his longest yet?

 

[Smegward]

has anyone told him that death stranding has shon in it now?

 

[TheCakeIsALie]

I wonder if Josh has ever contemplated the idea of a tolerance break.

With the half of a brain cell he has left? He’s not capable of introspection and rational thought. If he were, he wouldn’t have gotten evicted a second time. And he’s only getting worse with the ability to make his own alcohol. Every day is drunky drunky day. Why go outside and make friends when booze and substances are there for you?

 

[Umaibae]

BTW we're 3 months deep into the same shirt, is this his longest yet?

Nope, this hasn’t been around for theee months. He wore the Ozzy shirt for almost a month and broke the record very recently. Then he swapped to the Dani Filth shirt, which has only been on for maybe two weeks.

 

[Rasputinee]

Saddest part is and most ironic to me is little fella doesn't realize that's his fate once jessica is finished with him.

Also gonna edit just to give an obvious add on. He didn't just watch the video and post about it he commented about liking the sound the bunny made when it died. Thats sicko shit doodt.

Didn't he go on some rant about how he loves animals at one point?

I dunno man. I get he's a fucking idiot and all but Josh has fallen down a pretty steep decline. Kind of thankful he's such a spineless fag.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

dude thinks soda makes beer stronger so theres no shot.

He must have heard about how carbonated beverages get you drunk faster and interpreted it in his own regarded way.

 

[ibeatmywife]

Didn't he go on some rant about how he loves animals at one point?

I dunno man. I get he's a fucking idiot and all but Josh has fallen down a pretty steep decline. Kind of thankful he's such a spineless fag.

Tbh I think for the most part josh is harmless. I think stuff like this does prove he has sicko tendencies but since he drinking himself to death in his own filth he can't harm anyone or anything for the most part. I always speculated under the right circumstances, like Josh was a little smarter and had a car and license he might slide off the deep end. I think him being content watching cartoons and day drinking is right where he needs to be.

 

[Quandale Octavius Dingle]

Cobes fantasizing about what he’d do if he survived an assassination attempt is the funniest thing

Those chair legs have been plotting a long time but they've not broken the king's circle of protection.
"The attempt on my life has left me scarred... and deformed toobz. BUUUUUT it is what it is, ya know? There's more to it than just looks YouTube... I'm just gonna keep waiting pay-shent-lee... Rocking the tactical soap... And they're just jealous because I'm gonna be swimming in of age pussy inside my clock tower dream house."

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Anacondasin has a mukbang with our boy, Cobes.

 

[Angry Shoes]

I for one can't wait for the taste test stream which ends with Josh deciding he randomly has to lie down after having about half of it.

In his defense that's a normal reaction to consuming that much fried meat and cheese in one sitting.