Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Bixby Snyder]

Cobes doesn’t have the foresight or willpower to intentionally not go live. It is literally his only outlet beyond drinking and beating his pudd.

If he takes a break, it’s something Clint suggested. Which is also why it wouldn’t last that long.

 

[Big Nasty]

I saw a food truck menu that was so shittily misspelled that Cobes himself could have written it.

"Mozzarlla Fingers"

 

[JambledUpWords]

Cobes doesn’t have the foresight or willpower to intentionally not go live. It is literally his only outlet beyond drinking and beating his pudd.

If he takes a break, it’s something Clint suggested. Which is also why it wouldn’t last that long.

I hope he does an election night livestream and drink combo

 

[biggacracka]

"Mozzarlla Fingers"

Were they deep frtred?

 

[Hamstirer]

I saw a food truck menu that was so shittily misspelled that Cobes himself could have written it.

"Mozzarlla Fingers"

It's rustic

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

It's rustic

*rustc

 

[Big Nasty]

*rustc

"Onuon Rings"

 

[shaverinocory]

I saw a food truck menu that was so shittily misspelled that Cobes himself could have written it.

"Mozzarlla Fingers"

its people running a food truck, step below carnies because they fetishize being on the bleeding edge of cuisine while making Cobra-styled "cuisine". Why yes, I do want a tamarind-balut-studded hot dog using heritage Berkshire pork and hand-created casings.

 

[mars]

I like how Cobes went from "It's bussin'!" to "Dyn-O-Mite!". He's ping ponging between being 70 years old and 7 years old in the most autistic attempt to sound cool.

 

[UncommonParlence]

Had. He broke it trying to flip cock it like the Terminator or something iirc.

He paid more than the sticker price to have it repaired. Then he attached a dank strap with zip ties. Bad Company has not been seen since he got shit faced and played with it on live stream, loading, and unloading it. Porkney freaked, possibly called nipple lord, and it has been "mysteriously" absent ever since(3 years maybe?). I digress, I'm your hucklebearer.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

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Cobra has become really unwatchable lately. Content dry spell

"Fuck your sky emperor, doodt. Praise grandfather Nurgle and fuck the troles!"

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

For real for real, no cap, bussin burrito no glaze yootoob!!! Total level 10 J@ flavor moment present at the Op-lobby in Ohio toobz!!!

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On a serious note, what the fuck even is this? We have a rotten-toothed British cowboy speaking Zoomer sucking on condiment packs, while complimenting the excellent driving service of the doordasher (we know he didn't tip) what is he even watching to get this new age slang in his system?

When did he start talking like this?

 

[Your Landlord]

When did he start talking like this?

I'd reckon he's been watching a bunch of food reviews on YouTube-shorts and that's where he's picking it up.

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

I saw a food truck menu that was so shittily misspelled that Cobes himself could have written it.

"Mozzarlla Fingers"

A food truck called 'Dank Food Hacks' with misspelled everything would be fantastic.

 

[DrNow]

Rock and roll never dies sounds like it could be this summers cobras cantina.

 

[RollingRock2]

I saw a food truck menu that was so shittily misspelled that Cobes himself could have written it.

"Mozzarlla Fingers"

 

[anliteralidiot]

I think Josh hasn't streamed because NAL gets on him about money if he does. Like, he streamed, and she spent part of her stream talking about his money, and how people buy him things, and how he could buy her things. If she's doing that on stream, it's probably worse for him off-stream.

 

[Ponzo]

Cobra has become really unwatchable lately. Content dry spell

Jessica sounded upset the last time he uploaded a food video while she had to eat food from the food bank. What if he is afraid of uploading drink and food combos because NAL will give him a moody call later on, trying to guilt-trip him into sending her money or food?

 

[ibeatmywife]

Food bank? Did nals mystery income evaporate?

 

[TheCakeIsALie]

Jessica sounded upset the last time he uploaded a food video while she had to eat food from the food bank. What if he is afraid of uploading drink and food combos because NAL will give him a moody call later on, trying to guilt-trip him into sending her money or food?

Why on earth would/should Jessica expect a guy living on welfare to be able to support her at ALL? She’s just as dumb as he is. He has talked about being in the negative all the time. And, they live on opposite sides of the country. It’s not like an actual, normal relationship where it’s give and take. It’s two non functional adults.