Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Galeocerdo]

she's unbanned lol

Unironically really funny since she'll DEFINITELY make out it was a false flag op.
Let's all get ready for the inbound insanity.

 

[StoopidFookingHamsterFace]

I know I'm super late since I've dipped out on this she demon taking over our lord's life. I'm so glad for our bad-boy gothic-of-age man to say I honestly thought the duster was too hard to watch before I tapped out at this hag-witch arch. She was impossible to watch and even worse than I could wish on anything with a pulse. Seriously fuck this thing and her life-sucking, bi-polar, screeching shit, tearing down an obviously severely autistic man to the level of a broken bridge to be walked all over while she yells her crazy shit and your counter space is still dirty. I'm finally glad this is over and done so we can have our newest drink combo with gender relation video.

I really hope our man finds himself in his new trailer park place, maybe he'll even start riding bike or meeting his trailer park neighbors!

Seriously, fuck NAL and to quote a classical common man, "they deserve to die and I hope they burn in hell!"

 

[gogeta77]

I hope cobes actually finds a good women soon.

 

[Tetragrammaton]

this is amazing news. im so proud of the BOY he finally realized the bog witch was more trouble than she was worth. i just hope he has locks on the trailer because shes going to be going absolutely nuclear when it finally clicks in her head that not even cobes wants anything to do with her.

 

[Orkeosaurus]

we're about to enter a golden age of gender relayshuns rants tmdwu

 

[semitooth]

she's showing their private FB messages on stream again, what a fucking scumbag.

edit: regarding the "he choked me" allegations, remember how shook up he was about having to simply shove warlord to the ground when warlord kept instigating and had gotten into fights with cobra's neighbors: as soon as the shove occurs Josh's voice is cracking and it almost sounds like he's at the verge of tears. and then of course afterward he sobbed on discord for an hour plus.
to me, that isn't behavior that would be indicative of a person who would ever be willing to choke a woman simply because she wouldn't "shut the fuck up"... especially when Jessica was being violent and screaming for hours.
of course personally I have no doubt in my mind that Jessica is flat out lying, just want to reiterate how retarded her claims are.

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

Long time Cobra mod Hasslenuts is live celebrating 500 subs and King Cobra's break up. Drunk as usual, and playing with fire.

 

[Hennimore]

Anyone worried about a content drought now that they're broken up, I wouldn't worry to much. I'd say it's a safe bet they make up but even if they don't we're gonna get a lot of juicy information (lies) over the next month or so that should make for some decent entertainment.

 

[Munchin' on Some Grindage]

Why are the NAL meltdown steams private now?

EDIT: They are now back up
Stream 1
Stream 2

For those looking for it, the best I could find is Jessica Messica. Though it does have some her commentary over it:

Jessica was just saying on stream that Josh would make her watch Ozzy concerts claiming that Ozzy shouted him out on stage and would replay the same part of the concert over and over again while making this claim. Jessica said there was no shoutout but he would just sit there playing it over and over talking about how big of a fan Ozzy was of him.

Man, to be a fly on the wall when this was happening.

 

[Slim Boglim]

she's showing their private FB messages on stream again, what a fucking scumbag.

as soon as the shove occurs Josh's voice is cracking and it almost sounds like he's at the verge of tears. and then of course afterward he sobbed on discord for an hour plus.

To be fair it was a little more intense than that after the shove. Warlord was acting drunk as fuck and wouldn’t leave and Josh was losing his patience and then warlord said “Fuck Ozzy” for some reason and that put Josh over the edge and he began seething in a rage over it but contained himself. Josh began getting passive aggressive with warlord and calling him a “drunk fucking faggot” and talking shit. It was really sad cause as soon as cobra dropped that warlord was immediately taken aback and hurt and just quietly was like “what did you say” to which Josh coldly answered back “you fuckin heard me”. Anyways they go out for a cigarette and outside for whatever reason Ian beats the fuck out of warlord while cobra does nothing. Main theory was Warlord was talking shit about Dave who talks to walls.

They go back inside, Warlord is bleeding and distraught after his ass beating and confronting Cobes about not defending him. They have a back and forth about how Josh doesn’t want drama and wants warlord to leave, he won’t leave. The push happens and all that. Then finally Warlord is on his way out. He’s already out the door and in the hallway basically talking in the doorway and Josh instead of just closing the door decides since he’s still angry about the Ozzy comments, to call warlord a “fucking faggot” again which causes warlord who while still blackout drunk was at least calmer by this point, to lunge at Josh in anger and Josh to punch warlord in the face a bunch of times and get him outside the door. Josh closes the door and warlord, trying to get back in and get his phone is yelling at the door and trying to kick it in until he decides to leave. Josh then breaks warlords phone.

The worst part about it was that warlord was already way too drunk to still be drinking long before it got to that point but discord losers kept egging him on to drink more. Dude was blackout drunk, incoherent, and in such an emotional state he would jump between intense sobbing and manic energy and they were telling him “chug chug chug” his strong ass vodka drinks.

 

[Pitckus]

I haven’t checked in on Cobes in weeks and on a whim I do and find that he finally kicked the goosenecked harpy to the curb.

TMDWTFIUYT

 

[semitooth]

To be fair it was a little more intense than that after the shove. Warlord was acting drunk as fuck and wouldn’t leave and Josh was losing his patience and then warlord said “Fuck Ozzy” for some reason and that put Josh over the edge and he began seething in a rage over it but contained himself. Josh began getting passive aggressive with warlord and calling him a “drunk fucking faggot” and talking shit. It was really sad cause as soon as cobra dropped that warlord was immediately taken aback and hurt and just quietly was like “what did you say” to which Josh coldly answered back “you fuckin heard me”. Anyways they go out for a cigarette and outside for whatever reason Ian beats the fuck out of warlord while cobra does nothing. Main theory was Warlord was talking shit about Dave who talks to walls.

i had completely forgot that alex had said "fuck ozzy" and forgot that he was involved in the fight with ian AFTER that fact.

 

[Down From The Champions]

In terms of the choking allegations it wouldn't surprise me one bit if NAL told Josh to choke her while fucking and now she can try and accuse him of being a woman beater.

You could be sitting quietly minding your own business and a crazy chick could try spin it in a bad direction.

 

[Small G genocide]

I've dated a few BPD girls in my time and I really felt sorry for Josh when he was talking about the cameo stuff. "Hey I'm busy a sec, could we do this later?" followed by hundreds of missed calls as they attempt to punish you for daring to prioritise something over whatever nonsense she's feeling in the moment. Poor dude.

I hope this is it. NAL has had some funny moments, but most of us have resented her presence since the beginning and it'll be great to get rid of her. And I genuinely think this might be the end, Josh has come to the conclusion himself (because he cant be told by anyone due to his ODD).

 

[Zashaiba]

Methica is gonna feature in Cobe’s latest future album in a hit single, I just know it. It’s gonna be “Fuck BPD Hags” or something. TMDWU

 

[lottalove]

He’s broken free of the mind compulsion but he still has to slay the beast.

You never know, Jessica might just fly to Casper anyways. Josh had an episode recently where he forgot to lock his trailer door, after all.

The fucking flight is still lingering as a threat. I'm afraid it isn't over till it's really over.

 

[whogoesthere]

Cobra rising, and the hag is forced back into the swamp.

Could be the birth of another little classic era. I fully expect over the coming days for his entire chat history with her to be leaked, and all his little sexual kinks are about to be outed.

 

[Poonocchio]

For all of her repeated claims of Josh choking her twice, hard enough that she thought she was gonna die, these screencaps are from 3 days after her birthday.
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Fuck me, she looks like those conspiracy videos of people morphing into lizard men on every still I've ever seen of her.

 

[Orkeosaurus]

The most unrealistic part of the story is anyone managing to get their grippers around that tree-trunk like neck.

 

[Captain Ahab]

She keeps calling him shy when she should know that he’s autistic and clearly socially retarded. Josh has always been a loner and has always been somewhat uncomfortable around people. He literally sits home alone all day long and watches YouTube.

Meanwhile she is incredibly clingy and can’t shut the fuck up. I think it’s the main reason why he had the thousand-yard stare while she was there.

I’m inclined to believe he had an autistic freak-out while she was there, because of how annoying she is. Dude probably wanted to kill himself every time she opened her mouth.