Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

Munchin' on Some Grindage said:
"Go ahead and cancel the flight to Casper" - Josh

So she has a ticket. What are the chances Jessica still flies out there? I think the chances are pretty high. She's crazy enough to do it.
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I hope she does, Cobes doesn't let her in, someone in the trailer park calls the cops, and she gets arrested for trespassing and disturbing the peace.
 
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Foolish wench! You cannot keep a king cobra in an enclosure, such majestic serpents will always find a way back to their true domain.

That Josh elected to show her mercy by not envenomating her is proof positive he really did try to love her. Yet the mercies of the king cobra are not appreciated by such a heartless, manic wench.
 
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anliteralidiot said:
I like how Josh can't quite get names sometimes. Jessica Messica becomes Messy Jessy, and Music Biz Marty became Marty Music Videos.
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Just as an aside maybe pl, I think thats definitely an ADD thing and him speaking before hes done thinking/without thinking--you can have a hard time getting names right. I mean he kinda has a problem where he runs his mouth without really knowing wtf is up.
 
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anliteralidiot said:
I like how Josh can't quite get names sometimes. Jessica Messica becomes Messy Jessy, and Music Biz Marty became Marty Music Videos.
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President Trump takes the stage at a rally held in Casper, WY:
"People say that I have trouble—a problem with women. I don't have a problem with women, I love women. I know plenty of fine women, I get along with them, I do. Nobody knows women better than I do... maybe some people do—I don't know. But! I do know of a really great guy who's had women troubles—a woman problem recently with... *inhales through teeth* NakedAndLaughing. 'NAL' she's called, sometimes. I don't know folks, I don't see her laughing all that much. Doesn't seem like a happy person and I wouldn't want to see her naked, either. I think, frankly, it'd be kinda icky. Kinda gross.

"But, I just wanted to bring this fellow up here to show him that we love him, don't we? We were talking earlier and he has a great nickname for this nasty woman—she is a nasty, nasty woman. Here he is: King Cobra ladies and gentleman—tell this lovely audience that nickname..."

Cobes jerkedly walks up to the microphone:
"Uhh, Messy Jessy, Pres'dent Trump..."

"Did you hear that folks? Messy Jessy! I oughta use that one, that's a good one. Thank you, King Cobra. We love him, don't we Casper?"

The audience roars with applause, and you could almost hear 'PRAISE COBRA'S MAGIC! PRAISE COBRA'S MAGIC!'
 
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Good to see the boy trending.

Reminder to the newcomers of the female persuasion, our boy is looking for a boyfriend-free, of-age, non-related, alive, human goth girl with big tits and is now once again accepting candidates.

In exchange you will get a life in one of the finest trailer parks in Casper, Wyoming, three square dank food hacks a day, and a magic wand.
 
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Captain Ahab said:
Good to see the boy trending.

Reminder to the newcomers of the female persuasion, our boy is looking for a boyfriend-free, of-age, non-related, alive, human goth girl with big tits and is now once again accepting candidates.

In exchange you will get a life in one of the finest trailer parks in Casper, Wyoming, three square dank food hacks a day, and a magic wand.
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And if you're worried he's going to be a shitty guy: look at how he responded to Jessica. Cobes has an immature sense of humor, but the BOY is a mature adult when it comes to problem solving.

He's got a heart of gold, it's just covered in black and green spray paint, with a praying mantis covered in epoxy glued on top.
 
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Captain Ahab said:
Good to see the boy trending.

Reminder to the newcomers of the female persuasion, our boy is looking for a boyfriend-free, of-age, non-related, alive, human goth girl with big tits and is now once again accepting candidates.

In exchange you will get a life in one of the finest trailer parks in Casper, Wyoming, three square dank food hacks a day, and a magic wand.
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If one likes black and green or has sex with him requirements are not too strict.
 
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