Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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I hate the pozloading my neghole orbiters but it's kind of hilarious how Porkney is almost always able to get him in a good mood. Our goth badboy was loving shit talking the hag with two of age ladies. He was even being very profressional and pulling punches instead of admitting NAL has a nasty Wendy's rothole.
 
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1700somewhere said:
according to jessica messica, hagraven still plans on going to casper. trying to win him back, Say Anything style. She apparently is planning to stay "close by"
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Incredibly within a half mile walk of the trailer there are four hotels, from the comfortable Candlewood Suites to the questionable Rodeway Inn...along with a Flying J truck stop north of the Wendy's. Think we know where she's "staying".
 
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Sicko Hunter said:
What is the most likely future for NAL? Jail for assaulting her elderly parents, asphyxiating on her own vomit in her sleep after a booze bender or getting shot in a police standoff? My vote is asphyxiating in her sleep.
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Assault with [her] vomit in a suicide by cop asphyxiation aggravated-rape-battery grand larceny indecent lewd over exposure after the fact(with prejudice) murder suicide.

Ps its not necessary but if someone could do a blow by blow bullet point of the relevant cobra moments on Porknees stream it would be greatly appreciated. This shoutout makes it a business transaction and I can do what I want with post. So mote it be in the bitches circle. Hail Cobratin and Cobraro. Praise the great boglim's putrefaction magicing.
 
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Everyone here is talking about Josh and NAL but can we have a moment of silence for Jason Vorhees Saunders? He was so close to piercing the veil and finally having a mortal coil but alas I fear that his one chance to live has came and went.

RIP Jason Vorhees Saunders, we hardly knew yee
 
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Hennimore said:
Everyone here is talking about Josh and NAL but can we have a moment of silence for Jason Vorhees Saunders? He was so close to piercing the veil and finally having a mortal coil but alas I fear that his one chance to live has came and went.

RIP Jason Vorhees Saunders, we hardly knew yee
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We all know aNAL's poison womb is a harsh barren hellscape full of stalactites and stalagmites desolate with a bitter wind laced with the stench of 10,000 aborted cheeseburgers and the ghosts of all her murdered kittens. Their only child could have been their shared tape worm, hahahahahayesssstttthhhh. Long live Ozzy mothafucka!
 
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We all know aNAL's poison womb is a harsh barren hellscape
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Yea but Cobra went down on her with his mouth, that he doesn't brush and his teeth are literally rotting out of his head. The bacteria that was mixed up in that death pit could very well evolve into a new organism that could destroy this world. It could be in hibernation waiting for the right time to ooze out into a damp cardboard box.
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I like how the screenshots of josh texting that mod, and posting on the body cam footage are just him saying "no shit" to some negative reference of Jessica lol.

I think the Courtney stream sort of reinforced Josh won't get back with her. I think the eviction really freaked him out, but he also really did want to be a nice guy I think our poor little retard thought maybe he could make that retard, less retarded. that no man will love you like I tried line he dropped in the breakup video has stuck with me and I really think that's essentially Cobes final word on the relationship. (not like literally last thing he has or will say obviously, but the most direct explanation for the whole thing in his words)
 
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