Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

biggacracka said:
We're almost at the Bogrunner 2049 page.
What would be the text of a bog-line test? 🤔
"Do they keep you in a little trailer? Doodt"
"Doodt"
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"ive seen things you people wouldn't believe

food hacks on fire over the shoulders of orion

i watched a hibernating bearded dragon sparkle in the c-beams near the Tannhäuser gate

all those moments will be lost, like yeast in a dank jalapeno mead
 
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12345 said:
I'm not clicking on that until you remove all the tracking data from it. (anything after the ? in a url is safe to remove before linking. Not just on Youtube)
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Alright fixed. Though now I’m self conscious, I don’t know if it’s worth that much to get people to watch. It just cracked me up but really, it’s just a throwaway comment cause it was slow. Have low expectations is what I’m saying
 
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The first step in a dank drink combo is always filling half the glass with liquor.
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A black raspberry Schnapps (16.5%) and a fruity sweet sparkling red wine (probably around 5-6%). I mean, I guess this would taste okay, it's far from the most vile drink combos he has created. But the sugar content is through the roof on these 2.
 
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Damn it cobes. How did he get wise that people only fuck with him on stream for his reaction or that people want to see him blackout drunk and have an autistic freak out take steps avoid giving them what they want. But he’s still unaware that the reason why they do this type of shit is so he’ll acknowledge it and give them a reaction which not only gives them what they want but then encourages others to pull similar shit.

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Joshy has only been posting short and uninvolved stuff lately. His mead update video seemed very detached, and I think he's just trying to keep the channel active and still take it easy while he gets over the renewal of his dry spell.

Meanwhile NAL/Queen Cobra true to nature can't shut the fuck up and is trying to make him jealous with skeevy bar vids and screeching like a herpetic harpy about her well deserved trolls.

Looking forward to lives where he's actually living life again once he gets over this. I hope his next gf in 10 years is a total fox who treats him well.
(Figuratively, as we know historically Cobes doesn't really do well with pets. Though I do wish he had glued the last gf to a stick and sold her on Etsy.)
 
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Blue Miaplacidus said:
Josh could get IRL pussy if he wanted, even with his teeth in the state that they are. Reminder for retards, getting laid does not mean having a loving stable healthy relationship. The problem is, Cobes doesn't try, he famously patiently waits™. When you're a retarded uggo with terrible hygiene, no money, and crippling addictions it's extremely rare for women to seek you out. A local Casperite broken woman is not just going to randomly knock on the manufactured door and ask Cobes to ravage her. He has to actually make an attempt to get some, but he doesn't. He wouldn't have even fucked NAL if she wasn't whoredashed to his front door.
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Josh also wants that stable relationship, like most men do. He could have thrown Jessica out after using her pussy or get escorts.

Part of the reason he waits is because he wants a woman that actually likes him.
 
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Man based on the insider info message she's talking about not wanting to be homeless after the first 4 days like is she getting a one way ticket or is she just able to fund 4 days of the trip lol
 
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anliteralidiot said:
Messica is reading some insider info:
NAL is hoping if she comes dressed sexy and goth, with food, Josh will let her in.
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Lmao at her loony toons logic. Its like bugs bunny putting on a dress to distract a foe. Like Cobes eyes are gonna gonna go AWOOOGA under the spell of her changing attire with some food or booze and let her in.
 
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Man I wish Wyoming weren't such retarded boomer whiggers about bodycam FOIA requests. (Big if.) If Methica does show up dressed as a gothic hagraven with some dank food hacks, booze, "vitamins" and an $8 machete I'd love to see how the cops cart her off to the drunk tank after the certain meltdown fit she'd throw.
 
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Quandale Octavius Dingle said:
Man I wish Wyoming weren't such retarded boomer whiggers about bodycam FOIA requests. (Big if.) If Methica does show up dressed as a gothic hagraven with some dank food hacks, booze, "vitamins" and an $8 machete I'd love to see how the cops cart her off to the drunk tank after the certain meltdown fit she'd throw.
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There's gotta be some cobro in WY that could be used for this...
 
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